HI-YAAH

IT SMELLS DELICIOUS , BOSS ! I LOVE YOU ! [ Epithet Erased RP/Ask blog for Crusher. Spoilers ahead. Please read rules & about before interacting. ] ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

[crush-alias]

ELI I MISSED YOU 😭😭🥺🥺

AWW , I MISSED YOU TOO ! !

I hope life's been treating you okay !

[crush-alias]

what, you egg. [ he throws a cursed sword (tm) at you. ]

/ Luckily he missed , Eli having moved away in time.

GOD —

Geez , was that a sword ? !

/ He doesn't get paid enough for this.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

@crush-alias

Fred was passed out under a tree, the blasters had been messing around in the park after it had closed for the night and the cops had been called for the local disturbance, everyone had hidden bit afterwards they couldn't find Fred. They all went home, leaving Crusher in charge of finding him and making sure he's ok. In reality Fred had hidden behind this tree but couldn't be found due to the smokey eyesore that appeared, causing people to not register what was there. It had died down now. Fred was just passed out there, the grass around him a bright yellow and part of the tree an ashy white, part of his uniform had gone that oily black that shines with the full rainbow.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Yeah, that's cool. I quite like pancakes too." He smiles and yawns, adjusting his vest and rezipping his hoodie.

[crush-alias]

Okay , then ! I'll get on it.

/ Eli hopped out of bed , ready to finally start the new day. He stretched , and yawned , then gestured for Fred to follow him to the kitchen.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He follows behind Crusher quietly, careful to not touch anything. "Thanks again dude..."

[crush-alias]

It's no problem , man , I'm happy to help.

It's always nice having company anyway.

/ He yawned again , longer this time , and walked into the kitchen.

You want some coffee too ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He frowned. "I'll pass... I'm worried what it might to to the...yaknow?"

[crush-alias]

Oh , that's true — well , maybe it'll naturally wake you up too ! That or feel free to take a nap , yesterday was exhausting.

/ He searched the cabinets for pancake mix , finding the box and setting it onto the counter with a bowl. He would him a quiet tune as he prepared the mix.

Hey , how many do you want ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"I don't mind!" He chirped, happy to just sit there and watch. "Well considering I've been up for days without passing out..."

[crush-alias]

. . . I'm just using the rest of the box then !

/ And he did ! He dumped the rest of the pancake mix into the batter , added more water and stirred until perfection.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"woah...that's a lot." He watches in awe. "I don't think I've ever had that much pancake like...ever." He chuckles. "Can't wait!"

[crush-alias]

/ He grinned at the comment , putting a skillet on the stove , turning it on and melting butter overtop of it.

Yeah , it's gonna be a lot !

Hope you're hungry !

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Hell yeah I am!" He laughs and idly runs his finger in patterns over the table, the patterns appeared in orange fire.

[crush-alias]

/ He began making the pancakes , one after another , the task distracting him while Fred kept himself occupied with whatever. He was proud that so far , none of them had burnt ! And bonus : the kitchen now smelled of fresh pancakes. This lifted his mood even more.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He also enjoyed the smell, little pink flowers poofs in and out of existence around him as he smiled. "They smell so goood...."

[crush-alias]

I'm glad you think so . . . I still got a good bit to make , but feel free to take some now !

/ Eli used the spatula to gesture over to the stack he had placed neatly on a plate.

Eat to your heart's content , pal , we got plenty.

/ He chuckled.

[soupervillainpotage]

A Romantic Date

[soupervillainpotage]

crush-alias‌:

OKAY , Okay !

/ He laughed , the covered dish catching his attention immediately when he entered the room.

Oh , Gio … did you make me something ? You’re too sweet to me … and don’t worry , I pirate whatever I can. Why pay if you don’t have to ?

/ His smile never faltered , Eli taking one final glance at the gifts before looking back at Giovanni.

Geez , you’re really gonna make my presents seem like shit , huh ?

Listen. This is like…. our first like… proper date…? There was my birthday, but that was like… my birthday and I kissed you out of nowhere.

[Giovanni walked over to the tv and bought out the pirating laptop to hook it up via HTMI.]

But Valentine’s Day! V-Day is the perfect day for a knock-out perfect date.

[He queued up the Before Ever After episode and glanced back at Eli.]

Are you ready?

[crush-alias]

Just being with you is already perfect , in my opinion.

/ God , that was so sappy you could taste it. And he knew that. He was blushing.

And yeah , I'm ready !

It's nice to finally have the chance to sit and watch it . . .

[soupervillainpotage]

A Romantic Date

[soupervillainpotage]

crush-alias‌:

Sounds good.

/ He walked on over to the table Giovanni had mentioned , setting the bag down. As he took a seat on the couch , he couldn’t help but wonder what Gio had gotten for him … it was a very pleasant surprise knowing that he went through all the trouble.

You know you didn’t have to get me anything , right ? I do really appreciate it , though … !

NO! I SAID I WAS GONNA SPOIL YOU, DAMMIT!

[He shouted from the kitchen as he slowly brings out a covered serving dish and a small gift bag.]

Also I uh… I pirated the series? Nothing says love like a little lowkey crime, right?

[Giovanni smiled at Eli as he set the plate and bag down.]

[crush-alias]

OKAY , Okay !

/ He laughed , his the covered dish catching his attention immediately when he entered the room.

Oh , Gio . . . did you make me something ? You're too sweet to me . . . and don't worry , I pirate whatever I can. Why pay if you don't have to ?

/ His smile never faltered , Eli taking one final glance at the gifts before looking back at Giovanni.

Geez , you're really gonna make my presents seem like shit , huh ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

@crush-alias

Fred was passed out under a tree, the blasters had been messing around in the park after it had closed for the night and the cops had been called for the local disturbance, everyone had hidden bit afterwards they couldn't find Fred. They all went home, leaving Crusher in charge of finding him and making sure he's ok. In reality Fred had hidden behind this tree but couldn't be found due to the smokey eyesore that appeared, causing people to not register what was there. It had died down now. Fred was just passed out there, the grass around him a bright yellow and part of the tree an ashy white, part of his uniform had gone that oily black that shines with the full rainbow.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Yeah, that's cool. I quite like pancakes too." He smiles and yawns, adjusting his vest and rezipping his hoodie.

[crush-alias]

Okay , then ! I'll get on it.

/ Eli hopped out of bed , ready to finally start the new day. He stretched , and yawned , then gestured for Fred to follow him to the kitchen.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He follows behind Crusher quietly, careful to not touch anything. "Thanks again dude..."

[crush-alias]

It's no problem , man , I'm happy to help.

It's always nice having company anyway.

/ He yawned again , longer this time , and walked into the kitchen.

You want some coffee too ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He frowned. "I'll pass... I'm worried what it might to to the...yaknow?"

[crush-alias]

Oh , that's true — well , maybe it'll naturally wake you up too ! That or feel free to take a nap , yesterday was exhausting.

/ He searched the cabinets for pancake mix , finding the box and setting it onto the counter with a bowl. He would him a quiet tune as he prepared the mix.

Hey , how many do you want ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"I don't mind!" He chirped, happy to just sit there and watch. "Well considering I've been up for days without passing out..."

[crush-alias]

. . . I'm just using the rest of the box then !

/ And he did ! He dumped the rest of the pancake mix into the batter , added more water and stirred until perfection.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"woah...that's a lot." He watches in awe. "I don't think I've ever had that much pancake like...ever." He chuckles. "Can't wait!"

[crush-alias]

/ He grinned at the comment , putting a skillet on the stove , turning it on and melting butter overtop of it.

Yeah , it's gonna be a lot !

Hope you're hungry !

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Hell yeah I am!" He laughs and idly runs his finger in patterns over the table, the patterns appeared in orange fire.

[crush-alias]

/ He began making the pancakes , one after another , the task distracting him while Fred kept himself occupied with whatever. He was proud that so far , none of them had burnt ! And bonus : the kitchen now smelled of fresh pancakes. This lifted his mood even more.

[soupervillainpotage]

A Romantic Date

[soupervillainpotage]

crush-alias‌:

/ Eli showed up at Giovanni’s doorstep holding something behind his back , a big ol’ lovestruck smile to match the other’s when the door was swung open.

I didn’t get a chance to actually watch the series yet , but yeah ! ! We can totally do that !

/ He kept both arms behind himself , trying his best to be subtle about the ❨ admittedly rather large ❩ gift bag he was hiding.

I — I … got you something , by the way !

“Oh! we can start from the beginning, then!”

[Giovanni glanced at the large gift.]

That’s great! I got you something too! You can set it on the table by the couch.

[He walked into a different room for a moment to grab his own presents.]

Mom’s gonna be at Debbie’s all day, so we’ve got the place to ourselves.

[crush-alias]

Sounds good.

/ He walked on over to the table Giovanni had mentioned , setting the bag down. As he took a seat on the couch , he couldn't help but wonder what Gio had gotten for him . . . it was a very pleasant surprise knowing that he went through all the trouble.

You know you didn't have to get me anything , right ? I do really appreciate it , though . . . !

[soupervillainpotage]

A Romantic Date

@crush-alias

Giovanni was waiting by the door, as soon as Eli knocked he almost wrenched it open.

“Eli!” He’s got the biggest smile on his face. “Come in! Ohhh I hope you like Tangled the Series, because I was kinda planning on watching that? If you wanna watch something else we can totally do that too!”

[crush-alias]

/ Eli showed up at Giovanni's doorstep holding something behind his back , a big ol' lovestruck smile to match the other's when the door was swung open.

I didn't get a chance to actually watch the series yet , but yeah ! ! We can totally do that !

/ He kept both arms behind himself , trying his best to be subtle about the ❨ admittedly rather large ❩ gift bag he was hiding.

I — I . . . got you something , by the way !

[crash-and-burn-baby]

@crush-alias

Fred was passed out under a tree, the blasters had been messing around in the park after it had closed for the night and the cops had been called for the local disturbance, everyone had hidden bit afterwards they couldn't find Fred. They all went home, leaving Crusher in charge of finding him and making sure he's ok. In reality Fred had hidden behind this tree but couldn't be found due to the smokey eyesore that appeared, causing people to not register what was there. It had died down now. Fred was just passed out there, the grass around him a bright yellow and part of the tree an ashy white, part of his uniform had gone that oily black that shines with the full rainbow.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Yeah, that's cool. I quite like pancakes too." He smiles and yawns, adjusting his vest and rezipping his hoodie.

[crush-alias]

Okay , then ! I'll get on it.

/ Eli hopped out of bed , ready to finally start the new day. He stretched , and yawned , then gestured for Fred to follow him to the kitchen.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He follows behind Crusher quietly, careful to not touch anything. "Thanks again dude..."

[crush-alias]

It's no problem , man , I'm happy to help.

It's always nice having company anyway.

/ He yawned again , longer this time , and walked into the kitchen.

You want some coffee too ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He frowned. "I'll pass... I'm worried what it might to to the...yaknow?"

[crush-alias]

Oh , that's true — well , maybe it'll naturally wake you up too ! That or feel free to take a nap , yesterday was exhausting.

/ He searched the cabinets for pancake mix , finding the box and setting it onto the counter with a bowl. He would him a quiet tune as he prepared the mix.

Hey , how many do you want ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"I don't mind!" He chirped, happy to just sit there and watch. "Well considering I've been up for days without passing out..."

[crush-alias]

. . . I'm just using the rest of the box then !

/ And he did ! He dumped the rest of the pancake mix into the batter , added more water and stirred until perfection.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"woah...that's a lot." He watches in awe. "I don't think I've ever had that much pancake like...ever." He chuckles. "Can't wait!"

[crush-alias]

/ He grinned at the comment , putting a skillet on the stove , turning it on and melting butter overtop of it.

Yeah , it's gonna be a lot !

Hope you're hungry !

[crush-alias]

Happy Valentine's bro! I got you some candy hearts. They're fun and silly! (bonezai-blaster)

Aww man , I used to love these !

Thank you so much ! !

I got everybody those cute little boxes of chocolate too , if you want one !

[crash-and-burn-baby]

@crush-alias

Fred was passed out under a tree, the blasters had been messing around in the park after it had closed for the night and the cops had been called for the local disturbance, everyone had hidden bit afterwards they couldn't find Fred. They all went home, leaving Crusher in charge of finding him and making sure he's ok. In reality Fred had hidden behind this tree but couldn't be found due to the smokey eyesore that appeared, causing people to not register what was there. It had died down now. Fred was just passed out there, the grass around him a bright yellow and part of the tree an ashy white, part of his uniform had gone that oily black that shines with the full rainbow.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Yeah, that's cool. I quite like pancakes too." He smiles and yawns, adjusting his vest and rezipping his hoodie.

[crush-alias]

Okay , then ! I'll get on it.

/ Eli hopped out of bed , ready to finally start the new day. He stretched , and yawned , then gestured for Fred to follow him to the kitchen.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He follows behind Crusher quietly, careful to not touch anything. "Thanks again dude..."

[crush-alias]

It's no problem , man , I'm happy to help.

It's always nice having company anyway.

/ He yawned again , longer this time , and walked into the kitchen.

You want some coffee too ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He frowned. "I'll pass... I'm worried what it might to to the...yaknow?"

[crush-alias]

Oh , that's true — well , maybe it'll naturally wake you up too ! That or feel free to take a nap , yesterday was exhausting.

/ He searched the cabinets for pancake mix , finding the box and setting it onto the counter with a bowl. He would him a quiet tune as he prepared the mix.

Hey , how many do you want ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

"I don't mind!" He chirped, happy to just sit there and watch. "Well considering I've been up for days without passing out..."

[crush-alias]

. . . I'm just using the rest of the box then !

/ And he did ! He dumped the rest of the pancake mix into the batter , added more water and stirred until perfection.

[crush-alias]

Happy Valentine's Day , everyone ! 💗

[crash-and-burn-baby]

@crush-alias

Fred was passed out under a tree, the blasters had been messing around in the park after it had closed for the night and the cops had been called for the local disturbance, everyone had hidden bit afterwards they couldn't find Fred. They all went home, leaving Crusher in charge of finding him and making sure he's ok. In reality Fred had hidden behind this tree but couldn't be found due to the smokey eyesore that appeared, causing people to not register what was there. It had died down now. Fred was just passed out there, the grass around him a bright yellow and part of the tree an ashy white, part of his uniform had gone that oily black that shines with the full rainbow.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He nods. "Yeah, that's cool. I quite like pancakes too." He smiles and yawns, adjusting his vest and rezipping his hoodie.

[crush-alias]

Okay , then ! I'll get on it.

/ Eli hopped out of bed , ready to finally start the new day. He stretched , and yawned , then gestured for Fred to follow him to the kitchen.

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He follows behind Crusher quietly, careful to not touch anything. "Thanks again dude..."

[crush-alias]

It's no problem , man , I'm happy to help.

It's always nice having company anyway.

/ He yawned again , longer this time , and walked into the kitchen.

You want some coffee too ?

[crash-and-burn-baby]

He frowned. "I'll pass... I'm worried what it might to to the...yaknow?"

[crush-alias]

Oh , that's true — well , maybe it'll naturally wake you up too ! That or feel free to take a nap , yesterday was exhausting.

/ He searched the cabinets for pancake mix , finding the box and setting it onto the counter with a bowl. He would him a quiet tune as he prepared the mix.

Hey , how many do you want ?

[crush-alias]

literally not a moment passed midnight Giovanni sends a text: [TEXT] HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! COME OVER WHEN YOU WAKE UP I'VE GOT A GREAT DAY PLANNED!!

/ he didn't see the text until he woke up the next morning , but when he did , he smiled as he sent his reply.

[ text to : #1 boss ♥ ]

happy valentine's day !!!! ❤❤

I can't wait to see you today and get ready for the most affection you've ever gotten before !!!!! ❤❤❤

[crush-alias]

OOC ; I should be a lot more active tomorrow ! I had a few exams this week , but I get out of school early and I don't have work tomorrow , ayyyy 💗

[soupervillainpotage]

crush-alias‌:

Okay , okay … only a little.

But I’ll still be doing an equal amount of spoiling for you. You can’t talk me out of it.

/ Eli kisses Giovanni’s cheeks.

I love you …

No! Lots.

[He smiles.]

I’m glad I got to know you, Eli.

[crush-alias]

I'm glad I got to know you too . . .

/ He embraced Giovanni.

It's nice. I've always wanted to become closer to you . . . that's kind of cheesy , but -

[crush-alias]

"Heyyyyyy Crusher, i heard that Gio like's guy's who dress like E-boys, i would, help you dress like one, if you'd like." [spike-the-best-blaster]

Huh. That’s … kinda specific , I guess , but ?

Who am I to judge — ?

I mean , it’s not really my thing , but…

I — If he really said that …

[spike-the-best-blaster]

She giggled before she grabbed some clothes “We are gonna have a lot of fun!”

[crush-alias]

/ He’s having second thoughts about this , but … he tells himself “ it’s for Giovanni ”.

Wow , you came prepared —

[spike-the-best-blaster]

“Well, you always have to be prepared, especially when its for a friend!” She quickly put a black and white shirt on him, then a beanie.

[crush-alias]

/ He … was not into this at all.

Spike — I love you , but I look stupid.

I mean , doesn’t he kind of like me already ? ? Even if it’s just a bit ? ? Will he really like me more if I wear this ?

[spike-the-best-blaster]

She quickly grabbed his coller “Im.Not.Done.Yet.” Then she grabbed a lock necklace and put it on him. She giggled slightly ‘Now whe im done with him, i’ll have a photo of ALL MY FRIENDS AS E-BOY’S’ 

[crush-alias]

MARNA —

/ He doesn’t like where this is going at all , and he’s terrified of what comes next. Oh God , what if she’s going to blackmail him or some shit ? ? Would she do that ? Yeah , she probably would.

[spike-the-best-blaster]

“Hehe…Now that the whole outfit is done….” She took out a bag of makeup, “Lets get the the best part.”

[crush-alias]

NO.

NO , No , , just — no.

No makeup , okay ? ?

… please —

/ He’s gonna try to back away.

[spike-the-best-blaster]

She laughed for a while

“If you don’t want makeup, that’s fine.”

[crush-alias]

Yeah … No makeup.

I think I can handle the clothes , but I’d rather not look like a complete fool — no offense , I’m sure you have great makeup skills.

Where did you even get these clothes anyway ? ?

[spike-the-best-blaster]

“Uhhhhh….” She thought it, were did she even get them from? Who care’s, “Well, now i’ll take a photo of you and send it to Gio, he’ll love it.”

[crush-alias]

/ He slightly cringed at the idea of having his photo taken in this outfit , his brows knitting together as he looked down the shirt and necklace. He sighed.

… And you’re sure this is the kind of thing he’s into.

[spike-the-best-blaster]

Before she took the photo, she took a moment, did she really wanna do this? Take a photo of her friend dressed like this? She lied to him and made him dress like this. She put her phone down and told him the truth.

[crush-alias]

/ He was a bit surprised , but knew deep down that all of this was some sort of weird prank. He wasn’t really upset , honestly , he thought it was pretty funny too.

So , this whole getup was an elaborate joke , huh ?

Wow , you really are evil.

/ He said jokingly.

It’s alright.

[spike-the-best-blaster]

“I just wanted to get a laugh, ever sense……You know what happened, i haven’t been able to have a good chuckle….So i really thought this would work but it just made me feel bad…”

[crush-alias]

Hey , hey , don’t worry about it — it’s all fine.

/ Eli offered a reassuring smile.

Do you want a hug ?

[spike-the-best-blaster]

“Yeah….That would be nice…” She went in for a hug and thought about her life for a sec, “Do you wanna get out of those clothes?”

[crush-alias]

/ He gave her a little squeeze , patting her back.

Yeeeah , I'd hate if anyone else saw me in this — especially Giovanni.