Hello, my name is Jeremiah

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Hello, I'm on break right now

My kids told me to make a Tumblr account, so I did

I have nothing else to add

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Correction: my kid.

There is only one.

[wizardotgif]

[crushblat-jeremiah]

My kid wants to dress up as a skibidi toilet what is that

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Ow

[crushblat-jeremiah]

My kid wants to dress up as a skibidi toilet what is that

[jess--posting]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Don't eat the cookie

i bomb rocked it already, dont worry!!

[crushblat-jeremiah]

My kid died to it.

[jess--posting]

oh... im so sorry, yeah im glad I go rid of it then.

[crushblat-jeremiah]

He was my least favorite.

It gave me an excuse to get rid of one at least.

[jess--posting]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Don't eat the cookie

i bomb rocked it already, dont worry!!

[crushblat-jeremiah]

My kid died to it.

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Do you have any child shaped courses i can devour? im on a diet 😊

Under the tree.

[rock-pikmin-posting]

@crushblat-jeremiah

The war

Peaceanf love

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I was the only surviving crushblat when the rock Pikmin attacked.

Do you know what that does to a person?

[rock-pikmin-posting]

Ive got some yummy rice 🍚

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I ran away.

I saw my companions bleed out and I ran.

It was a massacre.

I still hear them.

[rock-pikmin-posting]

@crushblat-jeremiah

The war

Peaceanf love

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I was the only surviving crushblat when the rock Pikmin attacked.

Do you know what that does to a person?

[crushblat-jeremiah]

It is with a heavy heart that I must say one of my kids ran away from home.

Please, if anyone finds him, please contact me.

He looks like this.

[crushblat-jeremiah]

He was my least favorite anyways.

[crushblat-jeremiah]

It is with a heavy heart that I must say one of my kids ran away from home.

Please, if anyone finds him, please contact me.

He looks like this.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Hey I am really sorry for eating you.

Why are you a demon.

oh yeah thanks for that. have a cookie

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Okay...

why is it dripping.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

sewage

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'm not eating that.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

🥺

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'll give it to my kids.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

😃

[crushblat-jeremiah]

They aren't moving.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

😃

[crushblat-jeremiah]

My wife is going to leave me oh God what do I do.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

[crushblat-jeremiah]

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Hey I am really sorry for eating you.

Why are you a demon.

oh yeah thanks for that. have a cookie

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Okay...

why is it dripping.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

sewage

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'm not eating that.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

🥺

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'll give it to my kids.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

😃

[crushblat-jeremiah]

They aren't moving.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

😃

[crushblat-jeremiah]

My wife is going to leave me oh God what do I do.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Hey I am really sorry for eating you.

Why are you a demon.

oh yeah thanks for that. have a cookie

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Okay...

why is it dripping.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

sewage

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'm not eating that.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

🥺

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'll give it to my kids.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

😃

[crushblat-jeremiah]

They aren't moving.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Hey I am really sorry for eating you.

Why are you a demon.

oh yeah thanks for that. have a cookie

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Okay...

why is it dripping.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

sewage

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'm not eating that.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

🥺

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'll give it to my kids.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Hey I am really sorry for eating you.

Why are you a demon.

oh yeah thanks for that. have a cookie

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Okay...

why is it dripping.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

sewage

[crushblat-jeremiah]

I'm not eating that.

[funnyhat-posting-deactivated202]

@crushblat-jeremiah

Hey I am really sorry for eating you.

Why are you a demon.

oh yeah thanks for that. have a cookie

[crushblat-jeremiah]

Okay...

why is it dripping.