cross-hatching, cross-stitching and cross-dressing @crustyskunk - Tumblr Blog

Actually me up until about 3 months ago. I legit thought it was a half baked threat and not a tease. Apparently I don't understand playful teasing when it isn't obvious and right in front of me. Had to come across this on pinterest to get it, did not recognize it on my own

#oof #can't read those kinds of social cues

Sometimes happiness is finding a Protein shake brand you can dump into your flavorless, bitter work coffee that won't give you explosive diarrhea for the rest of the day

#adutling like nobody has ever done it before #try to keep up #I do not know how to nourish myself properly #no I don't drink coffee black because life is already bitter enough when my ass has to be out of bed and in pants before 9 am #it feels wrong to say I'm sober somehow when I drink the amount of caffiene that I do

The call was coming from inside the house, people. I could not for the longest time figure out why I was so low on phone space. Then I went back into my gallery💀🤡

#majima everywhere #he lives in my phone I guess #oh my god RIP my sim card

Having to stay far away from the Yakuza Fandom cause I havent finished the game series has me like this when I come on here

#yakuza

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Majima everywhere in a nutshell

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This shit is taking me OUT

fortuneaday

Scheduled a massage for today cause I feel like I'm about to snap in two like a cheap plastic lawn chair. This about to be me in a few hours and I am so pumped

#need to get kneaded

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Reunion🥀

You know your SAD is bad when you'd still rather slow roast in this heat than deal with anything below 68 degrees Fahrenheit 😃

#seasonal affective disorder

So I do not claim this to be lore accurate or factual in the slightest, and I wasn't going for aesthetic either, this is just how he makes me feel: southern urban white trash edition

All of these images are sensory driven and I have very positive, pleasant associations with everything listed here

Going into detail because why the hell not🤷‍♂️

Flower: the Japanese honeysuckle. I grew up snacking on these during the summer time as a child and when it gets really hot out, they become very fragrant and easy to spot. They smell great and taste even better. Even now, I would never turn down the chance to suckle that Japanese honey🌝 (sorry not sorry)

Weather: mammatus clouds. I grew up with tornados. Ironically I was never afraid of the weather. Im lucky enough I have never encountered a tornado face to face. I have always loved the smell and the color and the warm wetness of the sky post tornado

Color: a deep, rich green. Nuff said

Food: funeral potatoes. Something I could get sick on, especially the scalloped kind

Beverage: my weapon of choice, guava Celsius drinks. I would probably drink them more if they didnt lowkey give me a heart murmur

Object: I LOVE to dumpster dive and I LOVE free things. Combing through discarded items on the side of someones house is one of my favorite pastimes. Especially when I spot books, furniture, or craft supplies

Place: might look a little offputting to some, but I adore liminal spaces. I'm quite fond of this one because this is when its cool and rainy and late into the night and theres no one else around, save for me and a few trusted friends, sometimes just me. The air is clean and everything is quiet af. Few things beat this and a burrito and fresh sprite in the parking lot

Animal: I love fireflies. They remind me of happier, simpler times in my youth. I used to watch them for hours back when I would sit outisde on hot summer nights with family members during summertime cookouts (this was way back when before I was slapped in the face with their bigotry, so I cling to those early memories like stink on a skunk)

#majima posting #majima my beloved #sensory pleasures #redneck confessions #man doesnt exist in this reality so yall get to see my love confessions instead #yakuza

Changed my handle cause I got very inspired by my haircut. That is the only thing I am changing. Back to regularly scheduled programming

How it feels to post life updates on this site for people who I have never met in person before and have provided no context beforehand like ya'll would and should already know whats been going on with me

#majima posting #yakuza #blogging

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how it feels to talk about anything at all

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Not even kidding I am so atrociously terrible at explaining some things to people I will actually whip out paper and pen and draw what I am trying and failing to describe