Pool boy at the vampire mansion

🦈Cryptid 🦈(he/they)🦈 ☎️19 y/o☎️ 🕹️Art Major🕹️ 💥lemon demon enjoyer, among various other things💥

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[cryptid-on-a-string]

everyone buy my new vampire themed antidepressant. Draculexapro

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Started my period AND wisdom teeth recovery at the same time ??? This is some Iron Lung shit right here every possible orifice is filled with blood

[tomatoart]

Nyan taco waffle gayyyy lol @ ur swag

[cryptid-on-a-string]

in honor of pride month, the blood soaked pieces of gauze in my mouth from my wisdom teeth removal are the same shades of pink red and orange as the lesbian flag. Congratulations lesbians

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Lesbian flag color picked from my bloody teeth tissue

[holdallthatremains]

rip jeckole you would've loved fortnite duos

[cryptid-on-a-string]

He's so excited that I'm being forced to eat nothing but oatmeal for breakfast for a week

[dudeiwannasleep]

can we all agree this is how everything’s going rn??

[dudeiwannasleep]

@tmanostalgiaweek Day 2: Romance

i just like to think they had dinner dates together when martin was living in the archives

(ik this is late shh)

I

[winter-wise]

Jon: ah, he looks cute... WAIT, WHAT?

[cryptid-on-a-string]

They took 6 grams worth of teeth out of my skull today

[audrey-molinatti-art]

My new sticker destroy godzilla!!!! i redraw a meme with my artstyle ( soon i ll post a catalogue of my print with prices if you want to support me) i love how it came up

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[pastelxcrown]

Trying to built an artstyle + value study (i tried)

[cryptid-on-a-string]

in honor of pride month, the blood soaked pieces of gauze in my mouth from my wisdom teeth removal are the same shades of pink red and orange as the lesbian flag. Congratulations lesbians

[cryptid-on-a-string]

i got my wisdom teeth removed today and I decided to draw mechs fanart while I was still high on pain meds

I was mostly in a stable mindset at that point, but my hands still felt very heavy and difficult to move, and I was just so astronomically tired. (These all had reference photos but I'm too lazy to find each one) So enjoy some dogshit mechanisms portraits with the one marker I found

[lilyblisslys]

*trying to comfort my cis boyfriend but everything i know about men is from my dms* is there a part of my body i could shave that would make you feel better?