Pool boy at the vampire mansion

🦈Cryptid 🦈(he/they)🦈 ☎️19 y/o☎️ 🕹️Art Major🕹️ 💥lemon demon enjoyer, among various other things💥

[thef4gnusarchives]

If elias bouchard had a tumblr he'd be posting shit like "I love my archive... #myarchive" and martin would reblog it to his poetry tumblr and put like 'so true bestie' or something in the tags without ever knowing who it is

[arcane-strangeness]

my spanish teacher has clocked me as some sort of queer he played Androgynous by The Replacements specifically for me in class and then yapped about Brandy Carlyle. Jump scared me for ea second bc I'd heard her name but not her music and had to look her up and he looked over at my screen (open to my twin peaks background) and just said "Lesbian" (in reference to Carlyle) but I thought he was calling me out 😭

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[cryptid-on-a-string]

everyone buy my new vampire themed antidepressant. Draculexapro

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Started my period AND wisdom teeth recovery at the same time ??? This is some Iron Lung shit right here every possible orifice is filled with blood

[tomatoart]

Nyan taco waffle gayyyy lol @ ur swag

[cryptid-on-a-string]

in honor of pride month, the blood soaked pieces of gauze in my mouth from my wisdom teeth removal are the same shades of pink red and orange as the lesbian flag. Congratulations lesbians

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Lesbian flag color picked from my bloody teeth tissue

[holdallthatremains]

rip jeckole you would've loved fortnite duos

[cryptid-on-a-string]

He's so excited that I'm being forced to eat nothing but oatmeal for breakfast for a week

[dudeiwannasleep]

can we all agree this is how everything’s going rn??

[dudeiwannasleep]

@tmanostalgiaweek Day 2: Romance

i just like to think they had dinner dates together when martin was living in the archives

(ik this is late shh)

I

[winter-wise]

Jon: ah, he looks cute... WAIT, WHAT?

[cryptid-on-a-string]

They took 6 grams worth of teeth out of my skull today

[audrey-molinatti-art]

My new sticker destroy godzilla!!!! i redraw a meme with my artstyle ( soon i ll post a catalogue of my print with prices if you want to support me) i love how it came up

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[pastelxcrown]

Trying to built an artstyle + value study (i tried)