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[niceinchnails]

Bender the performer

[sparklywaistcoat]

FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.

[autumnlly]

my favorite chapter 5 ralsei line

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[glasscamra]

[charlesoberonn]

[antikristes]

Do not separate.

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[pepperoni-oni]

Visit Original Link

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when did this get 51k notes

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[toadfan420]

too bad + L + blue yoshi

[dearestmelpert]

"Genuinely, if you've ever made, played or thought about a videogame before, I think you should be killed badly with a biiiigg hammer" -Vinny Vinesauces

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he would say he hates it but managing a kitchen is the only thing keeping his soul from unraveling at the seams

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[trashgoblin11]