dream / believe !

ned chicane / taz amnesty , temp dash only .

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            grow,   tiny   seed:   you   are   called   to   the   trees.   rise,   'til   your   leaves   fill   the   sky,   until   your   sighs   fill   the   air   in   the   night.   lift   your   mighty   limbs   and   give   praise   to   the   fire.

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        u kno considering ned has a museum of cryptid memorabilia u’d think his knee-jerk reaction to Actual Cryptids wouldn’t b 2 run them over w his car, but uh, it is

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on a ned-centric note, look at my dad??? he’s? so cute?

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me, two minutes into playing assassin’s creed syndicate: what if i made an evie 

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what the fuck is up amnesty is getting a season 2

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‘ spellslung :

“Ned!!” For someone just let out of the ER, there’s a pretty big smile on her face. Barcley has gone back to the lodge sort things out there, with the promise that he’ll help her get settled in once Ned has driven her home. Home. Now that’s a weird concept, especially given that she’d only been in Kepler for a grand total of two and a bit days. Still, it feels right, in the same way that raising her good arm to wave at Ned and hobble towards him feels right. There’s a vague memory of him coming to visit her when she was still out, but it’s nice to see him in one piece now that she’s more coherent. Last thing she remembers from the fight was all three of them being thrown against the wall as the monster exploded. It’s a pretty scary thing to think about,so she doesn’t let herself linger. “Hey, how are you feeling? How did the card hold up? Are you both good?” Maybe she should be more concerned about getting into a car with an old man she barely knows, but whatever. Once you’ve fought a giant slimy monster with someone it’s kind of hard not to trust them.

                 neck twists to peer out the window at the sound of his name , hand turning down the volume of the radio as he curiously observes her hobbled approach .  although he had visited her , this is his first time seeing the true extent of her injuries . despite her limp , he figures some relief is due . they could all have ended up much , much worse . he had come to rather quickly in the aftermath of the fight , eluding any further damage aside from a set of cracked ribs . she had been more than a little out of it - which was understandable , considering the feat of her actions in the cave . with a grin he returns the wave as he leans across the sun - heated leather of the front seat to push the passenger door open ( a rare invitation to ride shotgun ) . ‘  she’s doing great , thank you for asking ! let me tell you , a lil’ monster - tussle ain’t near enough to bench her . ‘ he coos as the key to the ignition is twisted , engine roaring as if in delight at the praise.    ‘ jump on in , lady flame . did they treat you alright in there , or do we need to stop at the market to pick up more jello ? ‘

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    important fact 4 my portrayal : ned drives to pick up his mail in the morning . not that his mailbox is far away ( it’s literally at the end of his driveway ) he just rly likes his damn car .

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                                        written   by   tinez   /   rules   .     abt   . 

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FULL NAME : Edmund Fuckin’ Danger Chicane 

OTHER NAMES : ned .

TITLE :  owner of a roadside cryptid museum / tourist trap named the cryptonomica 

GENDER :   male , him / his .

SEXUALITY :   a big ol bisexual .

ORIGIN :  Kepler, West Virginia . 

CURRENT LOCATION :   Kepler, West Virginia .

SPOKEN LANGUAGES :  english .

CLOTHING STYLE :  blue jeans , hawaii shirts , leather jackets & flannells . 

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Ned’s shop, the Cryptonomica

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1 . ind / priv / selective .      this blog is mutuals only  .  this means i only interact with people that i follow . if we are not mutuals  ,  please don’t like my starter calls / send ic memes ! 2 .  tags & triggers /     both mun and muse are of age , all potential triggers will be tagged with a standard tw: trigger word . if there are any specific triggers you need tagged don’t hesitate to drop me a message !  3  . psa /     what’s up pls don’t assume i have knowledge of any other taz characters / content ! i’ve only really listened to amnesty , and although i will gladly interact with muses from other campaigns blease be considerate to the fact that i have no prior knowledge of the content ! 4 . disclaimer /       my portrayal of ned is only my take on his character . in no way do i claim my interpretation of him to be more canon than any other , but i do this for fun and will write him the way i have understood his character . if my portrayal does not fall to your liking i’m sure there are other neds that might suit your tastes better ! 

5 . misc /        it’s fair to assume i'm going to be mains with any blog made by dee , signe , and rachel . blease don’t think i’m cliquey , i’m just a humble farmer whom loveth my friends a lot . if we have interacted for a bit and you’d like to be mains with me , just hit me up !