[milliesyarnstash]

Do you ever put your hook down for 5 seconds only to find it’s been transported to the shadow realm and will be returned to your in 3-5 business days?

[karlrincon]

Raising our wands for Michael Gambon. 🪄

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light” - Albus Dumbledore

[merel-xxx]

DMX on growing Orchids

[cryptidtitties]

Thug life can include flowers

[cryptidtitties]

Cheap n tacky

[anxietyproblem]

[cryptidtitties]

I’m not gettin got I saw the movie

[birdmans]

the sopranos (1999–2007) / house of the dragon (2022–) / the last days of judas iscariot, stephen adly guirigis / interview with the vampire (2022–) / succession (2018–)

[nostalgicacademia]

Welcome back to Hogwarts

[cryptidtitties]

I want to go to there

[kragehund-est]

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

[cryptidtitties]

The color of joy

[cryptidtitties]

Selena Meyer channeling my mother

[gortrash]

Look, I know it’s trendy to hate Meridia in Skyrim, everyone thinks her voice is annoying, the quest is a drag, the beacon is a meme, blah blah blah.

NOT ME THO. I fuckin love The Break of Dawn. I for one enjoy being the chosen one of light. Not to mention that the corpses in her temple are fucking LOADED it’s literally free money. I think she’s so empowering too. When I’m climbing the steps to her temple and she cries out “this is MY temple and it answers to ME!” I’m like YES MOTHER!!! GET HIS ASS!! I WILL BE THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR CLEANSING LIGHT!!!

Also, Dawnbreaker is the most beautiful sword in the game. Fight me.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[kosmogrl]

[cryptidtitties]

I’m out

[discount-wizard-spells]

Fav line from the movie

[r0ckstardr3amgal]

blink and you'll miss it...

[cryptidtitties]

As my head explodes over here

[surskip]

frasier does something to your brain. one day youre watching tv and he says something like "pintucks while wearing a giorgio armani tweed jacket???! my god, man, have you lost your mind?!" and youre just like Yeah man you should kill that guy

[animentality]

[cryptidtitties]

Every day, babe

[lovingcookiemonsterblog]

I’m on that stage of kenstewy brain rot where I can fully accept that i am never going to be normal about them and in the near future, i will become a faceless internet ghost patiently raiding the pages of kenstewy fanfiction on ao3 for all eternity 

[cryptidtitties]

At least we’re in good company