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Crys • Mid-twenties • Any pronouns are fine • Russian hobby artist • In this household we stan Tiamat the Many-Mawed • Voted Alduin for Skyrim Sexyman 2023

[crysdrawsthings]

Hi! Pleased to meet you!

I am Crys: Russian hobby artist, fan of both tabletop and video games, casual worldbuilder/writer and a an avid lover of dressed herring. Feel free to use any pronouns you want, I don't particularly care.

Find out more about me here.

Useful tumblr links

CrysDrawsThings - this blog. Original content, reblogs, ramblings, instant ramen reviews when I am feeling like it

Crys-Makes-Art - art only side-blog plus some writing for my worldbuilding project

Of-Hopes-And-Daemons - WH40k sideblog

Cursed-Ever-To-Wander - Dark Souls + Elden Ring sideblog

Other useful links

Boosty - collection of my worldbuilding materials plus you can drop a few bucks my way if you want to

BlueSky - I have had an account there, but have trouble accessing the site at the moment

AO3 - currently not available in Russia, but you can find my old account there as CrysWritesThings

Discord - currently not available in Russia, I used to have an account

Instagram/Twitter - currently not available in Russia, my old accounts there are abandoned and not used by me.

Telegram - DM me if you want to connect there, I have a rudimentary group set up

Revolt.chat - have used it, have trouble connecting to it at the moment.

Steam - DM me if you want to connect there!

[crys-makes-art]

As I won't be able to take part in the ArtFight this year due to a multitude of reasons, I think it may be a good opportunity to do some art trades here instead.

Basics

On my end I will be doing art, but on your end it can be pretty much anything from art to aesthetic collages to podfics to literally whatever.

On my end I will likely ask for something themed around my shiny new One Piece OCs or, alternatively, folks from my original fiction.

Aiming to arrange and fulfil those in July and/or August, depending on interest and my free time.

I am good on both communicating extensively before and during the process OR things being kept under wraps beyond the very basics.

Slots

Open

Open

Open

[peerrotpossum]

I finally finishes the Red Flag animation meme stuff

It's ass, it's so ASS

[hornestoothgap]

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

[crysdrawsthings]

Man, spoilers for the new One Piece chapter is so ass they got me to consider dropping the reading marathon

[crysdrawsthings]

Fellas, democracy time

What do I do with One Piece?

Finish reading the backlog, do not continue unless situation improves

Continue reading, be mad about it, project your headaches on Oda

"idk girl live your life" button

Voting ended onJun 28

[crysdrawsthings]

Man, spoilers for the new One Piece chapter is so ass they got me to consider dropping the reading marathon

[spicyraeman]

Genuinely i feel like bg3 would have been an infinity better game if halsin wasn't romanceable,

[letsrevince]

reblogging and preserving op's tags

[crysdrawsthings]

Because I am extremely bored as I am waiting for the bus - I will be sharing my equally extremely room temperature takes as of starting chapter 860.

Feel free to send asks as well?

[crysdrawsthings]

My first cold take is that Shanks is overhyped and overrated and I am honest to god bored of the guy. His brother at least has Evil Drip.

[crysdrawsthings]

My second take is that Usopp is my favourite Strawhat and I do in fact find him yeeting beans at world-ending threats and being reasonably scared of all the bullshit happening a refreshing departure from the majory of the cast.

He also pulls through for his friends when it matters.

[crysdrawsthings]

My third take is that I just. Really dislike Blackbread. It is entirely unrelated to Ace, btw. He just annoys me on some deep spiritual level.

How some people are also convinced that he is going to offscreen Imu or steal his power or do the Madara things is just making the annoyance worse.

Hitting him with a thousand shovels.

[crysdrawsthings]

The bus is here. See you later with more cold takes.

[crysdrawsthings]

My plans are foiled by a bus again. So I am back by unpopular demand with my questionable takes.

First take of the day is that if there is one petty thing I heavily dislike about One Piece visual design (petty thing, mind you, not something entirely reasonable as "can we please give woman, especially young girls, some pants or longer skirts") it would be that DAMNED stupid tongue out thing.

Disgusting and absolutely kills the vibe.

[crysdrawsthings]

Some more of my illiterate takes, as I am still mad about the bus situation.

I think Devil Fruits + Haki + Random Local Abilities is a solid power setup. What I am not sure about is "there is a third kind of Haki you just need to be born with as the specialest boy ever". I think I would more okay with it though if it had some sort of caveats or downsides to it, idk.

Omen/Maki/Evil Haki gets a pass, because Imu is the specialest blob ever to me, who can have all the hype and aura.

[crysdrawsthings]

We are in the four digit chapters now, lads (1045 specifically and I need to take a break after this Toon Piece devilry), which means I have more takes to share.

This being said, while I will happy never hear about Oden again, Yamato is... Not as bad as I was expecting? Like okay, a bit cringe, but otherwise fine and I am definitely putting Yamato in "character a lot of people dislike, but you enjoy" .

Glad that some other characters do react to "I am Oden" stuff with understandable level of wtf.

Toon Piece tho is just so visually unappealing. Gear 5 on it's own is visually fine, but the gags, man, the gags. Super annoying, looks stupid, goes really weirdly with people screaming, shitting and dying (it happens, okay) all around.

[crysdrawsthings]

Came to a conclusion that to make Office Piece even funnier and get more running gag materials I should actually read One Piece

Wish me luck, dudes and gamers, will be reporting my progress here

21.05.26 - Started reading, 100 chapters done

22.05.26 - Clocked in, finishing at the start of the chapter 220

[crysdrawsthings]

25.05.26 - Had conniptions over the choice to hit current arc with flashback right now, but we are back in the trenches with 325 chapters done.

26.05.26 - Finishing the shift in the trenches with 410 chapters done.

29.05.26 - Made it to the timeskip, taking a little break before tackling the rest. Still having conniptions over the choice of adding another flashback right in the middle of Big Bad duking it out with the gang.

[crysdrawsthings]

10.06.26 - Made it to 820 over the last few days and let me tell you, I don't feel excited about neither Whole Cake nor Wano arcs.

At least in less than 100 chapters I will get to Levely? Blob content finally???

[crysdrawsthings]

22.06.26 - Fellas, we have finally made it to the Blobmu Introduction. Wretched blob, my beloved

[crysdrawsthings]

22.06.26 - Folks, we have made it to chapter 975 and I will be honest, no offence intended, but I will be happy to never hear about Oden again.

[crysdrawsthings]

Came to a conclusion that to make Office Piece even funnier and get more running gag materials I should actually read One Piece

Wish me luck, dudes and gamers, will be reporting my progress here

21.05.26 - Started reading, 100 chapters done

22.05.26 - Clocked in, finishing at the start of the chapter 220

[crysdrawsthings]

25.05.26 - Had conniptions over the choice to hit current arc with flashback right now, but we are back in the trenches with 325 chapters done.

26.05.26 - Finishing the shift in the trenches with 410 chapters done.

29.05.26 - Made it to the timeskip, taking a little break before tackling the rest. Still having conniptions over the choice of adding another flashback right in the middle of Big Bad duking it out with the gang.

[crysdrawsthings]

10.06.26 - Made it to 820 over the last few days and let me tell you, I don't feel excited about neither Whole Cake nor Wano arcs.

At least in less than 100 chapters I will get to Levely? Blob content finally???

[crysdrawsthings]

22.06.26 - Fellas, we have finally made it to the Blobmu Introduction. Wretched blob, my beloved

[crysdrawsthings]

What if Chroma met Tiamat?

I must confess, I would need a bit more specifics, as I am not sure what Chroma are you talking about, Anon

Warframe Chroma? Some other Chroma?

Tiamat I am assuming to be the DnD one.

[pinkelotjeart]

“The average person takes at least 5 years to get over their situationship.” factoid is a statistical error. The average person gets over their situationship rather quickly. Saint Nerona Imu who lives in the flower room and has been thinking of their seemingly multiple situationships for over 800 years is a outlier and should not have been counted.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would you like to have your Blorbo as the ruler of your country?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 17

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[frontmansdefender]

wigginsgolf on instagram

[baddywronglegs]

A friend wondered why he hadn't heard back from a potential client after he emailed them following what he thought was a promising meeting.

Checked the email he'd sent them.

"It was nice to meet you toady."

Ah that'd be it.

[crysdrawsthings]

Because I am extremely bored as I am waiting for the bus - I will be sharing my equally extremely room temperature takes as of starting chapter 860.

Feel free to send asks as well?

[crysdrawsthings]

My first cold take is that Shanks is overhyped and overrated and I am honest to god bored of the guy. His brother at least has Evil Drip.

[crysdrawsthings]

My second take is that Usopp is my favourite Strawhat and I do in fact find him yeeting beans at world-ending threats and being reasonably scared of all the bullshit happening a refreshing departure from the majory of the cast.

He also pulls through for his friends when it matters.

[crysdrawsthings]

My third take is that I just. Really dislike Blackbread. It is entirely unrelated to Ace, btw. He just annoys me on some deep spiritual level.

How some people are also convinced that he is going to offscreen Imu or steal his power or do the Madara things is just making the annoyance worse.

Hitting him with a thousand shovels.

[crysdrawsthings]

The bus is here. See you later with more cold takes.

[crysdrawsthings]

My plans are foiled by a bus again. So I am back by unpopular demand with my questionable takes.

First take of the day is that if there is one petty thing I heavily dislike about One Piece visual design (petty thing, mind you, not something entirely reasonable as "can we please give woman, especially young girls, some pants or longer skirts") it would be that DAMNED stupid tongue out thing.

Disgusting and absolutely kills the vibe.

[crysdrawsthings]

Some more of my illiterate takes, as I am still mad about the bus situation.

I think Devil Fruits + Haki + Random Local Abilities is a solid power setup. What I am not sure about is "there is a third kind of Haki you just need to be born with as the specialest boy ever". I think I would more okay with it though if it had some sort of caveats or downsides to it, idk.

Omen/Maki/Evil Haki gets a pass, because Imu is the specialest blob ever to me, who can have all the hype and aura.

[crysdrawsthings]

Because I am extremely bored as I am waiting for the bus - I will be sharing my equally extremely room temperature takes as of starting chapter 860.

Feel free to send asks as well?

[crysdrawsthings]

My first cold take is that Shanks is overhyped and overrated and I am honest to god bored of the guy. His brother at least has Evil Drip.

[crysdrawsthings]

My second take is that Usopp is my favourite Strawhat and I do in fact find him yeeting beans at world-ending threats and being reasonably scared of all the bullshit happening a refreshing departure from the majory of the cast.

He also pulls through for his friends when it matters.

[crysdrawsthings]

My third take is that I just. Really dislike Blackbread. It is entirely unrelated to Ace, btw. He just annoys me on some deep spiritual level.

How some people are also convinced that he is going to offscreen Imu or steal his power or do the Madara things is just making the annoyance worse.

Hitting him with a thousand shovels.

[crysdrawsthings]

The bus is here. See you later with more cold takes.

[crysdrawsthings]

My plans are foiled by a bus again. So I am back by unpopular demand with my questionable takes.

First take of the day is that if there is one petty thing I heavily dislike about One Piece visual design (petty thing, mind you, not something entirely reasonable as "can we please give woman, especially young girls, some pants or longer skirts") it would be that DAMNED stupid tongue out thing.

Disgusting and absolutely kills the vibe.

[crysdrawsthings]

Because I am extremely bored as I am waiting for the bus - I will be sharing my equally extremely room temperature takes as of starting chapter 860.

Feel free to send asks as well?

[crysdrawsthings]

My first cold take is that Shanks is overhyped and overrated and I am honest to god bored of the guy. His brother at least has Evil Drip.

[crysdrawsthings]

My second take is that Usopp is my favourite Strawhat and I do in fact find him yeeting beans at world-ending threats and being reasonably scared of all the bullshit happening a refreshing departure from the majory of the cast.

He also pulls through for his friends when it matters.

[crysdrawsthings]

My third take is that I just. Really dislike Blackbread. It is entirely unrelated to Ace, btw. He just annoys me on some deep spiritual level.

How some people are also convinced that he is going to offscreen Imu or steal his power or do the Madara things is just making the annoyance worse.

Hitting him with a thousand shovels.

[crysdrawsthings]

The bus is here. See you later with more cold takes.