[crysob]

How dare you make me giggle as I scroll!!!! But real talk PLEASE NO I could not handle foreskin discourse on this app 😭 leave their dicks alone man

my sincerest apologies. i will never be funny again 😔

but for real if anyone mentions foreskin or ball hair discourse i will never be heard from again. let’s get back to our regularly scheduled doom posting and top/bottom discourse

[crysob]

what’s next? foreskin discourse?

[mack-will]

will smith softball appreciation: may 31, 2026 (x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x)

[pvckdrops]

❤️‍🩹

[s3ven55]

Lmao what a day

[crysob]

will smith beefcake better send mack at least ten sweaty shirtless selfies in those navy shorts and dorky shoes once his team wins this whole softball thing

[crysob]

the international disappointments just mean it’s gonna hit like crack next spring when the sharks win their first playoff game in ages off a celebrini to smith or smith to celebrini goal

[captainlexaproloathr]

oh tea he’s gonna be just like his father huh

[crysob]

fucking zeev “what’s it like to never win anything?” buium that’s who

[crysob]

whoever said john tavares didn’t bring the cursed amulet to switzerland owes me an apology

[crysob]

once again grace smith hockey is out here feeding us willmack crumbs and preventing further doom posts/insane discourse about whether or not it’s okay to poke fun at will’s baking on the internet

move over wsh there’s a new people’s princess in town

[reducedhorizon]

okay! okay. okay!

[gasptheywere]

mother -son field trip moment

[crysob]

[keelpay]

"doesn't hurt playing with 71" // prelim v. cze \\ 26 may

[brini71]

Mack POTG during the Canadian anthem 05.26.26

[crysob]

does the airbnb side quest mean that they no longer need delly to third wheel their next romantic golf trip just so they have someone 25+ to rent the airbnb?