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Will Smith & Jacob Fowler are both so cute! You think they are both single?! 🤔 That’s it that’s question!

will is obviously leaving room for jesus and fowls is a ginger. that's it that's the answer.

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If anything it's the other way around lol didn't Whatchaos or another pod say Mack is uninteresting without Will? People need to give him more credit

yes my close personal friends pete and dj did say that about mack HOWEVER i don't think it's true for mack either. i do think they make each other's lives more interesting in their own ways but neither of the are the most interesting thing about the other

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I mean, I agree with you but there’s also lots of people who say the same thing about Mack. That the only thing interesting about him is Will and otherwise he’s supposedly a hockey robot and oh, also don’t mention that Mack has friends outside of Will because that’s not allowed either.

Unfortunately there’s idiots like that everywhere.

yeah those people are idiots too! they’re interesting together and they’re interesting alone. they can have other friends. they don’t need to be attached dick to ass 24/7.

we all just need to be thankful we get to see them play and be stupid together

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Same people who will say he is bland and the only interesting thing about him is Mack.

those people are insane. ain’t no way mack is the most interesting thing about will. did everyone forget this is the same guy that booby trapped his house like home alone when his mom would go out? the same guy who likes to lie and people watch? all that sounds interesting to me but what do i know

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depressed my pens 12-pack doesn’t include the sharks game but also delighted the other 12-pack doesn’t include it either. also annoyed i have to go another year without heckling mcjesus or seeing leon in person

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god forbid wsh is a fully formed person with interests and hobbies outside of his job. he can in fact have a good time and train this summer. he is not the untalented and undedicated bum some of you seem to think he is.

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willmack primer: they are both soooo lame and they like each other soooo much

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i’ve got beef with will now bc of that damn 4th of july pic. leno looking like an a++ snack has me buying into the celleno nonsense and i don’t like it one bit. they’re like two peacocks showing off for their grouse grinding peahens with their beefiness and future skin cancer causing sunburns and their hands and their hair and will with his ankles out like a victorian sloot! count your days wsh!!

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what’s everyone’s hrpf big three? i’ll go first. i’m willmack rising, sidgeno sun, and mcstrome moon

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will is having zyn summer and mack is having zoloft summer. will not elaborate.

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sorry but collin graf is genuinely the only player who’s worth $18 million+ per year

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BARK

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there’s no need to worry about the cap and how the sharks are going to pay will, mack, and our lord and savior collin graf. trust big money mike is gonna take care of graffer, mack is gonna get $11/12mil a year, and will is going to get a fuckass le creuset dutch oven in the color of his choosing and start calling mack’s money THEIR money.

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do we think the signing of three musketeer cosplayer and all around handsome devil mason marchment means willmack are gonna take bridge deals or less money long term? will one bridge and the other take a longer deal? i know we have to hit the cap floor but i want to know what others think. the salary cap/contract talk is fascinating to a nerd like me

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i was just talking to one of my coworkers about heated rivalry and the sid/ovi inspiration and it got me thinking. how long until we see the willmack inspired m/m romance novel? and how obvious do we think it’s going to be that they were the inspiration?

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just stopping by to remind everyone that mack and will are levels of down bad for each other that should be studied in a lab. come training camp they’re going to be breathing in each other’s mouths and skating ass to dick once again.

will is not getting traded and it’s not a war crime to ship mack with blond men. let him build his own harem. it’s fun for the narry. remember the f in rpf stands for fiction.

besides we should be focusing on turning the 26 draft class into a polycule. ivar and his two dman bfs. think of all the possibilities!!

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shout out to empty netters and never offsides for feeding us during this drought. you’ve truly healed the tag and for that we are forever grateful