No.1 Edwin Payne hate club :]

Hey, losers.

[crystal-isalive]

!! IMPORTANT NOTICE!!

for anyone messaging crystal, please instead message @robinprinceofchaos , as for some reason, tumblr doesn’t want me to see your messages. I promise im not ignoring you!!

Owner of blog does not support Neil Gaiman or his actions.

TERFS get lost.

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hey it’s crystal :] RULES:

No nsfw. At all.

You may however flirt with crystal because. Why wouldn’t you

you can insult her. (How could you do that to my precious/j)

no discriminating.

TAGS:

#heartsanddandelions - for when niko is existing and crystal is being gay

#twoidiotschillinginahottub - for when Edwin and Charles are flirting/being gay

#crystalswordsofwisdom - general chats

#brokenshards - heavier topics

#imsohot - dbd reblogs

#kittenclaws - for when crystal is arguing with the cat king (so, always)

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

(Hey, uh... My name's Mindy, I was given your information? I got a situation, and my brother's in trouble. He's alive, I'm dead, and he's about to be killed by a psycho ghost possessing my friend. Can you help??)

- @mindy-m-m

Oh. Hello there. Yes, we might be of use. You said ghostly possession? @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, are you three willing to take a case today? I know we had some plans, but there's a very prominent time limit on this case right here.

[crystal-isalive]

ha..possession..huh..

Yes, we’re helping.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Hi

:3

-🌑

Hello.

[crystal-isalive]

oooo lala

[vachon-children]

Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.

Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.

Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.

[nikoisalsoalive]

Oh boy what a case! @crystal-isalive let’s go check out the apartment together and see what we find maybe

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Are you sure, Niko? They're in New York. You'll have to fly out.

[biconcharlesrowland]

ayyyy field trip time

[crystal-isalive]

New York?! Fuck yeah, field trip time.

@nikoisalsoalive wanna go see a musical

@biconcharlesrowland we can get you in for free no one can see you

and the case. That’s. That’s important as well.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Only if we watch Heathers oi

[crystal-isalive]

hm. deal.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

@biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, pack your bags, we're going to be staying in New York for some time. Yes, for the case, but we deserve a vacation, too.

[crystal-isalive]

fuck yeah!

where are we getting the money from, and @nikoisalsoalive wanna sit next to each other on the trip?

[vachon-children]

Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.

Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.

Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.

[nikoisalsoalive]

Oh boy what a case! @crystal-isalive let’s go check out the apartment together and see what we find maybe

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Are you sure, Niko? They're in New York. You'll have to fly out.

[biconcharlesrowland]

ayyyy field trip time

[crystal-isalive]

New York?! Fuck yeah, field trip time.

@nikoisalsoalive wanna go see a musical

@biconcharlesrowland we can get you in for free no one can see you

and the case. That’s. That’s important as well.

[syosama-deactivated20150331]

reblog if you are your url

[mystic-mae]

lmao yup im mystic mae, chat

[reallycoolcatking]

im a really cool cat king so yeah

[crystal-isalive]

duh im alive

also ur not cool. not really cool. and definitely not a really cool cat.

[reallycoolcatking]

what the fuck you bitch you wont be alive by the time im done with you

i am cool :( monty thinks so

right, @montyisntacrow ?

[crystal-isalive]

ok well niko wants to keep my alive don’t see me bringing my beautiful innocent perfect girlfriend into this do you.

[reallycoolcatking]

no because you have no friends, no bitches, and no father figure ;3

[crystal-isalive]

fuckING HELL! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ABSOLUTE PUSSY I HATE YOU. I FUCKING-

*ahem* while I hear your comment, however, it does indeed seem like it is meant to intend. I appreciate your advice but would ask that you refrain from being an ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH.

[syosama-deactivated20150331]

reblog if you are your url

[mystic-mae]

lmao yup im mystic mae, chat

[reallycoolcatking]

im a really cool cat king so yeah

[crystal-isalive]

duh im alive

also ur not cool. not really cool. and definitely not a really cool cat.

[reallycoolcatking]

what the fuck you bitch you wont be alive by the time im done with you

i am cool :( monty thinks so

right, @montyisntacrow ?

[crystal-isalive]

ok well niko wants to keep my alive don’t see me bringing my beautiful innocent perfect girlfriend into this do you.

[syosama-deactivated20150331]

reblog if you are your url

[mystic-mae]

lmao yup im mystic mae, chat

[reallycoolcatking]

im a really cool cat king so yeah

[crystal-isalive]

duh im alive

also ur not cool. not really cool. and definitely not a really cool cat.

[thats-a-little-queer]

someone pls get edwin and charles a dog sidekick

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

We had this conversation once before. I've warmed up since the last conversation.

@biconcharlesrowland, you can get a dog. Just make sure to train them.

[crystal-isalive]

YES! YESSSS!

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

So. Halloween's coming up. Now, Charles and I haven't been super into the holiday since I was raised against it, and Charles, well, he has wanted it, but being a ghost means he can't dress up like he used to.

However, since Crystal and Niko have been adamant on taking us trick or treating, whatever that is, I've decided to let Charles have his fun.

@biconcharlesrowland, @crystal-isalive, @nikoisalsoalive, I have no idea how to celebrate Halloween.

[nikoisalsoalive]

Yesss!!! Oo that reminds me @crystal-isalive do you think we could do a couple costume maybe???

[crystal-isalive]

Of course!

[unicorngunter]

Мертві хлопці детективи 🥰💖

[crystal-isalive]

dang look how hot I look.

(And niko aswell)

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Returned to give a big fuck you to the people who decided to stop streaming the show that Edwin is heavily a part of!

Please don't word it like that. Yet.

Oh, we'll word it however we want.

[crystal-isalive]

Ha! Demon Edwin said fuck!

if I could only get normal Edwin to say fuck…

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

I won't stoop so low as to do that.

[crystal-isalive]

challenge accepted.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Returned to give a big fuck you to the people who decided to stop streaming the show that Edwin is heavily a part of!

Please don't word it like that. Yet.

Oh, we'll word it however we want.

[crystal-isalive]

Ha! Demon Edwin said fuck!

if I could only get normal Edwin to say fuck…

[perseidlion]

My tea towels are Cat King coded.

[reallycoolcatking]

i wore all of these for pride month

@montyisntacrow had matching stuff

[crystal-isalive]

he actually looked *gags* looked quite good.

[lord-of-crabs]

dear netflix, fuck you.

regards

[reallycoolcatking]

theyre just going to leave me single so yeah fuck you, netflix >:[

[crystal-isalive]

you should be left single.

[reallycoolcatking]

well so should you, you fucking bitch. only relationship youve ever had was with a goddamn demon, you loser

[crystal-isalive]

not true.

Also stfu about the demon, you're almost as bad as him.

[nikoisalsoalive]

@reallycoolcatking

don’t say that to her! Bad cat! sprays with water

Crystal is the kindest, coolest, funniest, prettiest person I know and I’m so lucky to have her-

[reallycoolcatking]

hisses

just because YOU have a lesbian crush on her doesnt mean I have to have a lesbian crush on her D:<

[nikoisalsoalive]

I never said you did just don’t be mean :))

[reallycoolcatking]

well then you shouldnt spray me with water >:[

[crystal-isalive]

fight with me all you want, bitch-boy.

don’t fucking mess with niko.

[reallycoolcatking]

im not fucking messing with her she sprayed me first

GOD youre both two lesbian SIMPS.

[crystal-isalive]

…..you deserved it though.

[lord-of-crabs]

dear netflix, fuck you.

regards

[reallycoolcatking]

theyre just going to leave me single so yeah fuck you, netflix >:[

[crystal-isalive]

you should be left single.

[reallycoolcatking]

well so should you, you fucking bitch. only relationship youve ever had was with a goddamn demon, you loser

[crystal-isalive]

not true.

Also stfu about the demon, you're almost as bad as him.

[lexxchinchillaa]

good cuz i hate you

[crystal-isalive]

FUCK YOU.

[reallycoolcatking]

FUCK YOU.

[crystal-isalive]

IM GOING TO FUCKING- fucking- fucking…punch..just. AGH.

[reallycoolcatking]

weak ass bitch

[crystal-isalive]

at least I’m not a creepy ass cat who trapped my friends in a town where we could have fucking DIED, almost refused to help us, just so you could act out your weird twisted love fantasies!! At least I’ve bloody tried to change!! At least I fucking have a HEART! And at least I don’t make jabs about peoples abusers, because I’m not a SELF CENTRED, PRICK.

[reallycoolcatking]

damn you need therapy, bitch

go yell your problems at someone who will at least get paid for listening to your self-indulgent HORSESHIT.

[crystal-isalive]

….whatever.