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[plyingfenguin]

i’m on a diet

-me while eating all the leftover halloween chocolates and chips (via plyingfenguin)

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… almost everybody I follow changed their avatars or w/e to a halloween-themed one so I, of course, changed mine as well

#it's my FACE #HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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I need an automatic dashboard scroller

So I can scroll through my dash hands-free

[cshilter-blog]

#you can't get lazier than this

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who ever thought that the “”chipmunk voice”” is funny

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I KNOW WHAT THE EXHAUST THINGY THAT GIVES OFF HEAT FROM YOUR LAPTOP IS FOR

it’s for the cold days when the heater is not working

great hand warmer this is

[rayn-uh]

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

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NOT this:

When we saw this,everyone knew to shut up.

WHY

DOES

IT

MATTER

[theproductofamurderer]

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what, that the girl is a lumberjack and the guy’s a florist????

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so my parents are talking about swear words but my mum REFUSE to say the words and so their conversation is just BS and I doubt my dad caught any gist of it and was just nodding and agreeing at whatever my mum says

[plyingfenguin]

when your friend is laughing so hard at something and she can’t explain it to you because she’s laughing so much

and you’re just hanging there like

what

[plyingfenguin]

“The Bird in the Vanishing Cabinet” primarily shows what Draco Malfoy was going through during the whole Harry Potter era. Set around HBP with excerpts from the books and scenes from the films. May contain angst, character death, drama, and mature language. AN: I tried to stay true with the books and this is how I interpreted Draco Malfoy. Enjoy.

Excerpt:

A toast…

To that person who handled every sort of pressure that is on their world: peers, family, the Dark Lord… alone. Lucky was Harry Potter, to have two very loyal friends, who liked him as he is, and not because of his family’s money or heritage.

To that person who has no choice. Lucky was Harry Potter, for he only has to destroy the Dark Lord, to end all this chaos around him, and after that, he could live happily ever after, never to be haunted by his past again. For all is well with him.

To that person who chose family over the only one he truly love. Not because of cowardice, oh no, but of remaining loyal to those who stayed with him all throughout. Lucky was Harry Potter, to have his love be reciprocated, for his lover and his family are one.

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When I lose a follower, this song plays in my head.

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jim fucking carrey

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What nobody knows is that while hugging, he said to each and every one of them:

“The next time I see you take another photo of me, I won’t do anything for a while. I’ll wait for a few days, maybe weeks, maybe even years, I don’t know, but when that time comes, you will receive a mountain of photos of yourself in certain situations like when you are peeing, shitting, picking your nose and you would never know who took those photos of you and where they are or even how many they are and if they are still taking photos of you…”

[plyingfenguin]

my routine every morning:

struggle on opening eyes

struggle on getting out of the covers

struggle on taking clothes off

struggle on getting out of the shower

struggle… are you seeing a pattern here?

[discolor3d]

[plyingfenguin]

♪ We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes. But you’re as cold as yesterday’s mashed potatoes. ♪

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THEY ARE JUST THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER