Professional Potion Maker

Funky little dude in my funky little world

[cswolfman]

You can call it echolalia all you like, I maintain that I am simply practicing voices for role playing games

[cswolfman]

My body was begging me for food so I ate pecan pie and cinnamon rolls. The stomach cramps, nausea, and dizziness I experienced afterwards felt like the human equivalent of a jarringly loud incorrect buzzer.

I have not learned from this experience I fear.

[cswolfman]

It makes me so uncomfortable when people responses to a video of someone navigating a dangerous situation with regard for the safety of those around them by saying “this is why you need a gun!”

I don’t want to escalate! I don’t want to use violence against others! I don’t think that my reaction in a dangerous situation should ever be “I will solve this by killing someone” because that only resolves the very momentary issue!! Like yeah I know it’s unrealistic to say “everyone should just be nice to each other” but also I don’t think the only other option is “you should be prepared to take someone’s life at any time and be proud of your ability to do so”

[cswolfman]

Just got a league of legends ad on youtube while I was playing teamfight tactics… unsettling times

[cswolfman]

I firmly believe if Jonathan Sims were in House M.D. everyone would die, but if Gregory House were in The Magnus Archives, he would have solved and prevented every ritual by episode 4. And he would’ve done a kickflip.

[cswolfman]

Sometimes I catch myself doing something a little too stupid and / or absurdly naive and then I stop and think: am I gonna end up in a ChubbyEmu video?

If the answer is yes then I admittedly sometimes still do the thing but, like, at least with a sense of self awareness

[cswolfman]

I’m just saying I would have less of an issue with AI being crammed into everything if the AI, like, worked. And was useful. Maybe even enjoyable? Instead it just sucks and makes everything else suck. It is the sawdust in the bread dough of the internet.

[cswolfman]

I’ve exhausted my list of real human people to show this to, so I would like to present it for the fake people who live in my phone. I turned my dining room into an art studio and have officially realized one of my lifelong dreams

[cswolfman]

This week (in no particular order) I managed to give myself food poisoning, whiplash, lexapro withdrawals, too much nicotine, a nicotine withdrawal, scattered anxiety attacks, SEVERAL multi-hour headaches/backaches/neckaches, and bruises in places that are causing my dates to ask questions, and now am not even spending the evening in my own bed because a very large and very confident spider crawled under my bed in the time it took for me to text my roommate for a rescue

All things told this week has been alright !

[cswolfman]

Random theory for the future:

In the next few years, a lot of phone ratings will start to plateau and people won’t like the new generation of phone because it’ll feel just as slow as the old one. This is both due to approaching the limit of human observation of performance increases, and due to bottlenecking in WiFi and cellular networks. The phone can be powerful as shit and on a laggy WiFi network and I don’t trust the average phone / computer user to understand the difference between those problems

[cswolfman]

I’m a little bit scared of changing the months on calendars because sometimes spiders crawl out from behind the calendar while I do that and I am very scared of spiders.

Anyway

Here’s wonderwall

[cswolfman]

What is happening 😭

[cswolfman]

We’re at a restaurant called. Fucking. “Bag O’ Crab” for my friend’s birthday right??

He got a free ice cream for the celebration and it came with the world’s fucking WEAKEST plastic soup spoon? And so obviously it broke immediately

So he asked for a metal spoon

THEY DONT HAVE ANY?

So instead the waitress brought him a fork

Also there are robots here. They are cat themed robots and they sing. But they sing in the voice of, as decided by my group, “sacrificed Armenian child choir doomed to sing in robots forever” and they just. Kept singing.

[cswolfman]

Of the firm belief that I should be allowed to call out of work for being too whimsical

“Sorry boss, no can do today. Too much whimsy”

[cswolfman]

The episode of Bones where she wants to adopt the fighting dog who was used as a murder weapon but authorities had already put the dog down 😭😭😭😭

She felt ready to make a real commitment to another living being after being abandoned by her parents, betrayed by her intern with whom she clearly had a strong connection, traumatized by the grave digger??? And this is one of the best episodes that showcase how strong her emotional depth really is imo!!! The way she grapples with the loss and struggles to balance her sadness with anger??? UGH love this show

[cswolfman]

Being a CS student is so fun because you have 85% of your professors (who have degrees in computer science and cyber security and such) who are telling you and begging you not to use generative AI for your work, or really ever

and then you have a year-long class with an Engineer™️ who says, in no uncertain terms, “if you haven’t used these generative AI models, you really should try! Here are the ones that are the best for coding”

[cswolfman]

Feeling guilty for things (needing rest, failure, etc.) is very Catholicism coded and I am NOT about that