Probably nothing, possibly everything

25, probably a she/her but still figuring that out

[build-a-boi]

Hey guys! My name is Alexander and I’m a female to Male transgender guy. Ive been on testosterone for over a year and I was just making this post to ask for support for my top surgery expenses. My insurance only covers 75% of the cost and I am currently unemployed. Just hoping I’ll be able to afford it when the time comes. I know many of you are not rich but please consider donating even a dollar would help me so much reblog if you cannot donate! PAYPAL: https://www.paypal.me/Anzuri Thank you! -Alexander

[tinandroid]

[dying-poet-deactivated20200804]

Justin mcelroy: *laughing uncontrollably as he tries to tell a joke, completely unintelligible*

Me:

[gaynfl-moved]

rest in peace everyone

[gallantgabby]

I’m in chicago rn, and my college seems to be refusing to close campuses- send help

[purplesaline]

Anyone that isn’t used to those temperatures please do whatever research you can on how to stay warm.

Here are a few pointers to start you off.

Wear layers. The more layers the better. Pockets of air get trapped between each layer and act like insulation for you so your stay much warmer than with a single heavier layer.

If you’re sweating remove some layers. Sweat can kill you. The last thing you want is your body producing liquid that can then freeze on your skin.

Get candles. As many as you can. If the worst case happens and you lose power a candle in a small space can keep you warm and alive for far longer than you would expect.

If you’re really concerned about losing power and don’t have anywhere to go for shelter, build your own. If you’ve got snow make a quinzee. It’s like a ghetto version of an igloo. You can find some instructions here. If you’ve got a way to pile snow quickly that’s even better. Believe me, a quinzee with a candle will keep you warmer than being in your house. Especially if you build a wind break wall. DO NOT forget to make sure there is adequate ventilation.

If you don’t have power sleep naked. At the most you can wear a pair of socks and a toque (knitted cap), anything more can cause you to sweat. Keep the clothes you are planning to change into in the sleeping bag/blankets with you so they’re already warm from your body heat when you go to put them on.

Do as little as humanly possible. Avoid being outdoors if you can and if you can’t protect yourself from the wind. Cover every inch of skin you can manage to cover.

If you have hypothermia warm yourself slowly!! Do not jump into a tub of hot water or you’ll likely burn yourself. You can’t tell how hot something is at that point. Same if you have frost bite.

If someone you love has hypothermia DO NOT share your body heat with them unless you can easily get warm again. I know it’s sexy in fanfics but in real life it can lead to you both becoming hypothermic and dying. You can use your body heat to warm some blankets and exchange them for the cooling ones they’re using until they can produce enough heat on their own to make their own pocket of warm air but be very careful that you don’t let your own temperature drop too much. Shivering is bad but not shivering anymore when it’s still cold is much worse.

If your hands are cold the best place to warm them against your body is under your armpits or, even better, your groin.

Snow makes an excellent insulator. If your car breaks down somewhere and you don’t know when you’ll be able to get help then cover your car in as much snow as you can manage (make sure you also make it obvious someone in the area needs help.) Even burying yourself in the snow is better than staying exposed to the air.

If your water shuts off don’t just melt snow to drink, boil it first. Snow, in general, is pretty safe but there is still a chance it can make you sick and you can’t risk that in a survival situation.

DO NOT START A FIRE IN YOUR HOME. Unless you have a fireplace with proper ventilation just don’t do it.

These have been tips from an ex-military Canadian who grew up where -40 was a normal winter experience and, yes, even did a cadet winter survival exercise when it was that cold out.

[kaoticspoonie]

Also if you have a dog look into ways to keep them safe. I would personally use hurricane tips bc it’s what I’m more familiar with. For example buy a kiddie pool or similar and put some grass or something so your pup doesn’t have to go out (and you don’t have to go out with your dog)

[elmemehir]

Saruman: Sauron is growing stronger and all but he’s not strong enough to be physical yet, so instead he’s got a big ol’ honking eye that he uses to look at things. it’s super creepy, has no eyelids, and it’s 100% on fire and also it can see through you, good luck sleeping tonight

Gandalf: how did you get that oddly specific knowledge

Saruman:

[overthinkinglotr]

I love that thing in Lord of the Rings where the villains spend so much time obsessing over the character they believe is their Destined Archenemy that they overlook the character who actually defeats them

The Witch-King of Angmar, the Black Rider, seems to be Destined to fight the wizard Gandalf, the White Rider.  He doesn’t consider Eowyn a threat right up until she stabs him in the face 

Saruman is fixated on defeating Theoden, Aragorn and Gandalf in an Epic Light vs Dark Fantasy Battle at Helm’s Deep. So he completely overlooks the two hobbits and bunch of trees sitting right next door, who proceed to destroy Isengard

Sauron is fixated on defeating Aragorn, the Destined King of the Heroes and descendant of the man who defeated him last time. So he completely overlooks Frodo and Sam, who proceed to actually defeat him

[adulthooliganism]

[Video description: Sydnee McElroy opening a door to the bathroom of a hotel room. Inside is Justin, blowdrying a piece of cheesecake. He smiles and continues to do so, accidentally blowing a plastic fork into the sink. Sydnee motions for him to stop and says “You want to explain what you’re doing here?” Justin replies “The cheesecake’s frozen.” Sydnee starts to say something, but is cut off by Justin restarting the hairdryer.]

justin what the ever living fuck

[tinandroid]

[goblinbefriender]

when the cursed interact

[pagesofkenna]

Visit Original Link

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

[abracafuku]

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

[everydaylouie]

ORIGAMI STEVE and CURSING JERRY (mbmbam animation)

[downwithneocolonialism]

[michaelmilkers]

listen i know 2019 being the danger days year is kinda memey and all but if theres anything yall genuinely take away from this i want yall to be loud as fuck

go to that protest, punch that bigot, do that graffiti, fuck yeah, but this also goes out to the people who arent in a position to do those things

kiss your partner in public, dont let other people define the language you use for yourself, say “im gay/lesbian/bi/trans/etc” out loud even if its just in the mirror, break gender roles, hell!!! just wear those fucking shoes people say are tacky!!! cut holes in your jeans because you think it looks cool even though you’re embarrassed of what other people will think!!!! 

2019 is the year of making some goddamn noise in any way you can because all of it counts

gender is dead wear whatever you want be kind to your friends and take no shit!! welcome to the zones baby!!!!!!!!!!

[feelboss]

be open be loud be raw be real

scream your truth live your honesty don’t compromise your sincerity

do it loud do it proud do it! do it! DO IT!

this is the year to own yourself this is the time to be yourself this is where you discover yourself

better or worse, you find your truth you don’t let anyone take it from you

that individuality is your art and art is the weapon

[michaelmilkers]

ART IS THE WEAPON YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE AMMUNITION!!!!

[workingclasshistory]

On this day, 20 December 1973, Spanish fascist Prime Minister who was hand-picked as Franco’s successor Luis Carrero Blanco was assassinated in Madrid. Basque separatists ETA had spent five months digging a tunnel under a road he went down to attend mass. They then detonated a bomb as he drove over, shooting his car 20 metres into the air and over a five-storey building, earning Blanco the nickname of “Spain’s first astronaut”. His successor was unable to hold together different factions of the government, and was credited by some of helping accelerate the restoration of democracy after Franco’s death. We only post highlights on here, for all our anniversaries follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/wrkclasshistory Pictured: a cinematic creation of the event https://ift.tt/2rOwulk

[asdfghnbvfdwertyt65rewerfg-deac]

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[ladyfl4me]

Hey!! How was the mbmbam show last night?

it was so so so good! I’m so psyched to hear the recording when it comes out. it was a fucking otherworldly experience that i mostly forgot because I have a short term memory like a sieve, so I can’t remember half of what went down. but i do remember these things:

- i was in the second row. the second fucking row. I almost started crying

- THE BOYS WERE RIGHT FUCKING THERE. I COULD HEAR THEIR VOICES COMING OUT OF THEIR FACES AND OUT OF THE SPEAKERS AT THE SAME TIME

- they led with Sawbones, and it was fucking great - Griffin came out and dabbed and jumped around a bit at the end and was very proud of himself, for reasons that will become clear when the ep is released

- because of the cheer he got for Sawbones, Justin didn’t get as big of a cheer as either of his brothers when mbmbam started, and was very disgruntled about it

- griffin got the biggest cheer. Travis was a bit ticked off: “we really should mix up the order one of these days just so justin and i get a little love for once”

- clint was on baby duty and came on stage with a pacifier clipped to his vest.

- I made the obligatory joke. clint retweeted it

- they spent at least 10 minutes ripping into that 20 foot tall blue horse statue with the glowing eyes named “blucifer” that lives outside DIA

- Denver is apparently the “horsiest town” im the country. because of blucifer, and the broncos, and all that shit. they might have called us Equestria.

- this show was apparently one of the longest they’ve ever done - it went for over an hour and a half - and they said they are so fucking sorry for not coming to denver sooner. I sincerely hope they come back and do a Taz liveshow, I would dissolve

- I got this for free from an amazing, beautiful, kind soul in the merch line

- speaking of taz, there were so many fucking taz cosplayers. a voidfish with lights in their body. about 15 taakos. a lup or two. a magnus who gave out free hugs and ducks carved out of soap. someone was even dressed as the Final Pam

- they very very very very very carefully avoided talking about weed

- Paul. just. Paul

- Griffin told us to shut up and stop being horny because we kept screaming really loud long after they came out

- the Yahoos were great. but the final Yahoo? almost brought the house down

- Griffin was so confused and/or enraged by an audience question that he removed the microphone from its stand, stood up, leaned over the table, and said “whoa whoa whoa” over and over again at an increasing volume for nearly 30 seconds

- Griffin pronounced the theater name as “byoo-ell” instead of “byool” and everyone snickered at him, I don’t think he noticed

I don’t want to to give away too much - both Sawbones and mbmbam were fucking gems, and i can’t wait until the recordings come out!!! I’m so glad I went, i love these bois to death