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âIf thatâs your definition of being funny then you truly need to look up this word in a dictionary.â
âDonât you ever listen to me? I was telling you a bad joke a heard someone telling earlier.â
âWell weâll have to see how much I enjoy it when we actually get to the villa. Perhaps I wonât like it then,â Octavia teased as she allowed him to lead her up to it, âNot that I have any doubt in your ability to go all out for my birthday, Theo.â
âLet me live, Tav,â he groaned before breaking out into a chuckle as they walked into the carefully decorated villa. Â
âDonât y'all ever learn?â
âGirls do shitty things too.â
âI do. I love it so much!â Octavia said excitedly and reached out to grab Theoâs head and place kiss on his cheek, âThank you, thank you, thank you,â She replied and opened the car door as soon as he stopped it, âLetâs go then, shall we.â
âOf course. Iâm just glad you enjoy it,â he smiled. âYes, lets,â Theo agreed, taking her by the arm and leading her into the villa.
âI didnât mean to. He just decided to come up and hit on me and he couldnât take the hint that I have a boyfriend.â
âIâve made that mistake before. Stupid of him to do that.â
Octavia couldnât help but laugh with him. He was definitely right. But she wasnât always this impatient. Just when someone had to show or tell her something and it was taking along time for them to do it, âI think I might reconsider actually loving you if youâre lying about-â She was cut off by the sight in front of her. The villa, the fairy lights and the music that she could hear playing softly. Octavia didnât even realize there were tears pooling in her eyes until she blinked. She wiped them away quickly, âItâs perfect, Theo,â She turned to look at him, grinning. âItâs perfect thank you,â Theo had done many different things for her birthday. Taken her to see her favorite movie in the cinema, to a restaurant that sold her favorite foods, a picnic in the park, one year heâd taken her to a bowling alley that had an arcade in it too. Theyâd had lots of fun here. But this? This was probably the best so far. Very few people had done something so grand for her before. In fact, at that moment she couldnât think of anyone.
The look on Octaviaâs face was worth all the effort he had put into bringing this all together, "Do you really love it?â he chuckled, pulling up to the villa and parking the car. âI was hoping you would,â Theo smiled, looking over at Octavia once more, âHappy Birthday,â he added softly.
âYou think I care about my thread getting cut?â
"Donât you?â
âIâm not gonna work on my patience and you know it,â Octavia replied, sticking out her tongue at him. She scoffed teasingly, âOr it could be because Iâll punch them in the throat,â She smirked, âYouâre just too cute for me to do that,â She teased. She huffed again and slumped a little in her seat, arms crossed, âYou suck,â She mumbled. But then she perked up at him saying they were almost there, âFinally.â
"Ironically enough, youâre too impatient to,â he chuckled, seeing her stick out her tongue in the rearview mirror since he was focusing on the road. âIâm flattered thatâs the one thing keeping me safe,â Theo continued to tease. âI do suck, yes. But you love me anyways,â he joked, taking another turn. And there it was.
Theo had turned the corner to a lovely villa. It was rather secluded, and it had a large garden surrounding it. Something that set it apart from the now dark landscape, for the sun had set as they had been driving, was what seemed like millions of fairy lights hanging over the patio as if to mimic the starry night. Everything twinkled and soft music played from the villa out to the patio. âWeâre here,â he said with a confident smile.
âIâd make it worth it.â
"Pfft, alright bud.â
âSome fucking asshole who doesnât know shit.â
"Why are you wasting your time with someone like that?â
âHow is it not cool, bub? And I wasnât even talking about you.â
âThen who were you talking about?â
âIf it had lasted any longer, I probably would have left camp to find the Fates myself.â
"And what would you have done? You know theyâve got the power to literally cut your string and end your life, right?â
Octavia sighed and rolled her eyes, âYou tell me that every year on my birthday, Theo,â She paused and couldnât help the amused smile that crossed her lips, âYouâre the only one. I guess you bring that side out of me,â Octavia watched out the window as they neared civilization again. She was starting to think that he was just gonna take her to the middle of a field and leave her there. Although she knew heâd never actually do that, âIt might,â She replied, keeping her gaze out of the window.
"Think of it as an extra birthday present. That way you know for sure youâve still got to work on your patience,â he joked, âOnly me? Really? Thatâs probably because everyoneâs too afraid to tell you in fear youâll get impatient with them,â Theo continued to tease her, laughing softly. âMay it? Well shame, since I wonât tell you anyways,â he chuckled, as they took another turn and began to drive to some place on the outskirts of the city, âIf it makes you feel any better, weâre almost there.â
"Oh hush there, blondie. You spend a day in this body and the second youâre out you begin dissing it? Not cool.â
âFuck, it feels good to have a cigarette again.â
âI know what you mean. Especially after being in the wrong body for such a long time. Letâs be glad that mess didnât last longer than a day.â
âFine,â Octavia said with an exaggerated sigh and another pout. She knew that it would be worth the wait because Theo never held back on his surprises and she always loved them, âI will because I know itâs true,â She said in a somewhat triumphant tone, knowing very well that she was right. She shrugged but nodded. He was right after all. She had been looking for some new lingerie and she had definitely whined to him about it knowing that he would eventually get some for her, âYou know very well I wonât be the only one enjoying it, Theo,â She teased. As they made a sharp turn, her brows furrowed, âCanât you at least tell me the general area this surprise is in?â She asked.
"Well that I can be sure of,â he teased back at her comment, laughing at her confusion. He could see her furrowing her brows in the interior rear-view mirror. It was undeniably adorable, âYouâve got like zero patience, Tav. Has anyone ever told you that?â Theo chuckled as he took another turn, nearing a place with lots of twinkling lights and soft sounds. There were definitely nearing civilization again after driving through fields for a good twenty minutes. âBesides, giving you a hint of the âgeneral areaâ wonât help you guess the surprise,â he chuckled.
âCome on, Theo. Did you really expect anything less of me?â
"I guess I shouldâve learned by now.â