A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
-While it’s not exactly grand or extravagant, Jean Loo is surprisingly tender with you post-sex. Asking if he did okay or if you’re sore, would go and get you a glass of water or massage you if you ask. Even cuddling up with you to make sure you feel loved, like how you make him feel, sometimes you’ll hear him murmuring something in French,,, although he refuses to elaborate or says it’s nothing when you ask about it 🥰
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
-For himself, it would have to be his mouth (other than the fact he spits bars and absolute filth when in the bedroom), he knows just the way to flick his tongue or suck to make you see stars.
-If he had to choose, it would be your chest, boobs, or no boobs, regardless of gender—He likes having his hands or his mouth around your nipples, teasingly grazing his teeth against them/pinching them with a smug look. That and he also likes to lay there and listen to your heartbeat during those moments of softness and comfort 🥺
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
-Filthy with it, he wants to see it messy on your chest or have you swallow, it gives him guilty pleasure knowing you like him dirtying you. He wouldn’t be opposed to finishing inside you 😇+ a little fun fact, it tastes quite salty and is somewhat a clear thin glue in consistency, and a translucent white.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
-Wants you to be dominant with him, he likes seeing his partner assertive, and pops instant boners if you ever allude to putting that man in his place when he’s a little mean to you. Choke him! Sit on his face! Put your fingers in his mouth! Get nasty with it! Jean Loo LOVES it
E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
-He talks big game about being some sort of sex god… Once you do have sex,,, You are his first time. You can tell by how his hands tremble excitedly around your hips, even avoiding your gaze if you bring it up. Although if you do reassure him about it, he goes back to being his confident self, and yes, he has the skill to back up the talk of when it comes to pleasuring you. “Do you really think the only thing Jean Loo’s mouth is good for is just rap?”
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
-Missionary truther; he likes being on top of you and seeing the cute expressions on your face while he makes you feel good, that and the intimacy of it, especially during soft, sexy times 🤭
-Doggystyle: Another classic that Jean Loo loves, usually when he wants to have hardcore sex with you + the perfect position to slap your ass and grab your tits/chest from behind. The best angles to him are when you’re bent over or forced to stand if he’s feeling a bit mean. 🥰
-Lotus: Another intimate sex position he enjoys when he wants you on top of him. This is his favorite when he wants your chest against his face so he can bite them with a shit-eating grin! :3 Either of you can control the pace, plus he can kiss you plenty here 🥰
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
-There are silly moments in the bedroom where Jean Loo accidentally chokes during oral, and you GENUINELY have to give him the Heimlich maneuver— Jean Loo’s pride is extremely wounded after that, so please kiss his face to make it all better 🥺. What makes it funnier, he makes it a whole show about how “Jean Loo will show how to make ma chéri squeal in pleasure” and then a couple strokes in, he cums… then he’s grumbling how he hasn’t properly prepared himself because he knows you will cum first anyways! Like it’s a competition to this silly man 😓
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
-It’s also naturally cyan blue down there, and it’s not a jungle, it’s unruly but kept relatively short at the very least. He will shave if it’s uncomfortable for both of you <3
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
-On the more soft evenings or after particularly rough nights, Jean Loo would hold your hands during sex, even preferring if you two kissed during it too, lips pressing against yours like it’s the sweet dessert he’s waited for (how scandalous 😝). During times like these, he can’t confidently voice out his affection for you, mostly mumbling quietly to himself or covering it in his native tongue, but he will make love to you ❤️
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
-Sometimes during late hours after his shift, Jean’s mind wanders to you especially when he’s stressed and all he can think about is coming back home to you, biting on the collar of his shirt while he strokes himself—trying to mimic the way you feel around him but it isn’t enough, he wants you instead his stupid hand that he has to make do with :(
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
-Spitting may be involved (Could go both ways, another body fluid that he doesn’t mind in the bedroom. Usually, he puts you in your place or vice versa). Very into spanking you and brat-taming if you ever do act up or tease him, degradation and dirty talk king! The things he says make you CREAM for him, and he knows and LOVES it. Orgasm denial/control and Overstimulation with Jean Loo is a deadly pair, knowing how mean he can be 😓. Praise kink (on the receiving end), he MELTS if you ever genuinely talk about how good he is and how he makes you feel <333
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
-Surprisingly, a private person, sex is one of the few things that can bring out a more vulnerable side of Jean Loo, and he wouldn’t want to bring it out in public or semi-public places. That being said, it happens strictly in the comforts of your home, his favorite place being a classic, which is your bedroom :)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
-It depends on the mood, really. Outright flustering him by blankly stating you want to have sex with him works. Jean Loo likes hearing you talk about openly wanting him to fuck you, or tugging him by the collar of his shirt, subtle touches, YES!!! He gets so turned on just from hearing your voice… Don’t get me started. Once he hears you whine or make the softest whimper, he’s on you like a dog!!!
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
-Water sports and scat. He’s gone through enough before Pre-realization, and although accidents happen in the bedroom and you can’t really hold it in— Just do not do it on purpose.
-On the other note, he doesn’t wanna actively hurt you or do anything against either of your boundaries. DO NOT talk or tease about wanting to fuck someone else/ nor them doing better while you have sex, HUGE-TURN-OFF and kills the mood instantly; Jean will stop entirely and will give you the silent treatment until you apologize sincerely.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
-Is more of a giver, Jean Loo particularly likes how he can easily make you squeal or shudder in pleasure from his tongue alone, even insisting that you sit on his face when he feels pent up. If you give him oral? He wouldn’t say no to you either… Though be warned, he might be a bit of a head pusher 😝
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
-Could go either way depending on the timeline. Pre-realization, he tends to be more rough and fast with you, sometimes slow and TORTUROUS with hard and deep thrusts from him. Post-realization, Jean Loo is much more mellowed out, usually preferring intimate and relaxing sex with you, but he will go faster if you prefer it or if he’s particularly pent up from work 🥰
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
-Contrary to popular belief, HATES THEM. This boy is smart enough to know he CANNOT get any work done in his job,,, Because he wants to spend as much time as possible with you— He can’t properly enjoy the sex if you guys are just gonna end it in like five minutes 🤨 (Although if YOU need it, he won’t say no because Jean Loo is highkey weak when you pout or beg sweetly,,,)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
-Rarely suggests anything new in the bedroom besides some sex positions or trying out some toys. However, Jean Loo is willing to try out anything you have on your mind (aside from anything to do with bodily waste), he secretly likes to be a little lab rat for you while he sits down with a lazy smile and a “Explore Lil’ Crapper’s body to your heart’s content”.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
-Will try to go as much as you’d like, but he lasts a good 2-3 rounds, and they’re usually pretty long, but that’s mostly because Jean Loo covers it up by edging you to get his bearings. Huh? No, he wasn’t about to cum! You must be imagining things! In technicalities… Jean Loo won’t last long and tires quite easily, so give him a bit of a break😮💨
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
-Doesn’t own toys, but would use your toys, especially on you, the type to make fun of your “useless” toys– Pressing one of your vibrators to your sex while he pounds into your hole “Hasn’t even been five minutes, and you’re leaking already?” 😍
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
-Little shit, he WILL edge or overstimulate you depending on his mood. Imagine him rubbing your sex for HOURS while he taunts you about it, “Poor baby, Jean Loo only plays with you for a few minutes, and now you’re cumming already?” Fingers pressing against your tongue– Biting or sucking them to muffle your own noises. Orgasm control is for when you’re a brat or he wants to hear you whine or beg him to just fuck you properly. “Quoi? You want me to stop?” he sneers while he SLOWLY pulls out from you as if he’s gonna leave you needy. What a meanie 🙁
-Post-realization, he’s a lot more chill, even sweeter ♥, so he doesn’t tease you as much because he just wants to give you everything he can. But he’ll still tease you here and there when he’s in a chipper mood :3
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
-Jean Loo’s noises vary, but I personally think he isn’t THAT noisy nor quiet either, and the sounds he makes depend on how he’s feeling during sex. When Jean wants to relax or make love to you, he sighs in pleasure or lets loose a bit; his voice sounds like he’s trying to hide his “embarrassing” noises with a slight cough. “Pah- J-jean Loo did not make such a sound… H-hah…” His voice drags on through the room whilst he hides his face in your neck. During rough sex, Jean lets out more grunts and taunts at you, biting down on his lip to keep his bearings. “You like it when Jean Loo is rough with you, non?”
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
-A PRO at phone sex, sometimes the things he sends you make you shudder while you touch yourself on the other end, you can feel that confident smirk at the end of each sentence. Once he sends you voice mails or gets on a call with you? It’s so OVER because he’s snickering on the other end, “Ma pauvre chéri, do you miss Jean Loo that bad? Could you be touching yourself right now because of me? Espèce de salope.” His slips of French are doing nothing to help sate the need he has carved into you😔
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
-Probably a good, nearly 5.7 inches, average proportions, but KNOWS how to use it well, with a nice tannish-pink tip that fades downward to the base. His cock curves a bit to the left, and it's so smooth you just wanna rub your face against it. The tip and the sides of the length are particularly sensitive, with a nice set of sensitive balls, too.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
-His sex drive is surprisingly low– he’s lowkey depressed post-realization, so it’s hard for him to get himself in the mood, but if you ever initiate anything, he definitely won’t say no to you. Most of the time, he’ll initiate sex when he’s pent up or tired from work. Buuut most of the time, Jean Loo rarely gets horny, so he’ll have you ride his face or use his hands on you as a compromise, and if he’s feeling generous, he’ll let you use him like a dildo :)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
-Jean Loo still stays up moments after blissful sex. Smiling to himself and holding your slumbering face in his hand before pressing a kiss to the bridge of your nose and tucking himself close to you. “Toujours aussi belle, comment ai-je eu autant de chance?” ❤️
Overflow, a failed rapper turned fight ring contender. A hydrokinetic that tends towards using toilet water to fight. SDN forces him to carry CLEAN water with him now but he’s not above fighting dirty again
Torn between interpreting Jean-Loo's love as one that runs deep. A constant presence that he can't shake. But he's too afraid of it. He has standards, high ones, and they spur him to push other people away in fear that they will never meet them. Or how they might fail to meet it again. He's aware of how they hurt him more than it protects him, but it's not something he can control. So he cuts MC off. He loves them still, so so much, that even the thought of them makes his stomach flip. But, more than that is the pit in that same stomach that grows and grows and swallows him.
Or interpreting Jean-Loo's love as one that settles on his skin as a comfort, rather than a constant. Like a jacket he can slide in when it gets too cold. It flashes in his head sometimes, when he comes across things that remind him of MC, or when he sees MC themselves. But it's not all-consuming. Which is why his mind scarcely resisted when it came to cutting you off. His unhealthily high standards are definitely still in play here, but it's on top of the fact that his love is more of a quiet buzz than a loud surge. He misses you between his days, especially when it's less busy, though it's more akin to remeniscing. Things just aren't the same as before.
Both have their charms. Depends on what kind of narrative you're going for ig!! My personal favorite is the former, but maybe objectively, it's more likely to be the latter. Who knows though really
I like to think he visits the aquarium sometimes and is always amazed at what he sees, no matter how many times he's been there.
It makes his days a little brighter.
Lil rant below cut
why is the quality fucked…
HELLO DATE EVERYTHING FANDOM HELLO HIII
ok first of all ignore the inconsistency in everything, esp Jean's face. It's the first time I've drawn him and I got lazy and tired of his ass. I owe him a study sometime
Expect to see more of him bc I love this man SO MUCH,,, even though he's french.oughhgughh💔
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