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Is there a rate my professor but for medical professionals?

Yelled “Hey that’s mine!” at my boyfriend, thinking he was a stranger trying to help me clean up my tray of trash at the table. Collateral damage of the independent woman

My boyfriend is bald?

#bald #idk when #or why #mr clean

Boyfriend update: I just saw his toe hairs for the first time. Not sure how I feel about the decoration

#boyfriend #toe hair #stilllovehimthough

My boyfriend has days of the week underwear

#Sunday #Monday #Tuesday #Wednesday #Thursday #Friday #Saturday #Hesstillcutetho #yay

Went to the bathroom at work today and I’ve been thinking about it all day.

Toilet before I peed: empty

Toilet after I peed: grass??

Like 4 actual blades of grass???

#grass #piss #grasspiss

My friend’s ex got stung by a bee and he texted me “#winning”

Late birthday post

#birthday

Saw this photo on twitter and I haven’t been able to stop using it

Me: I love my siblings I love spending time with them

My face when spending time with them:

My brother just came into my room and goatsyed me (pants on) because I didn’t want to go to my car at 2:40am to get his Garfield poster

#please help #garfield

Not to suck my own cock too much, but I just perfected rhythm kitchen in Mario party

#mario party jamboree #rhythm kitchen #shy guy #winner #I almost broke my switch controller #yay

I’ve been having a lot of sleeping problems recently (sleeping super late and only a few hours) but last night I slept at 12 and woke up at 7 today! Go me!

#i need sleep #i did it

Brothers birthday was recently. Got him a garf hat

#garfield #hats #garf hat #garf monster #orange

*Conversation my brother and I had at the grocery store*

Me: *looking at noodles* …Peen?

Bröthêr: it’s PENNE

#pasta #penne #peen #noodles

I messed up my cookies

#baking #cookies #please help

MAX LEVEL COLT I DID IT

#brawl stars #colt

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