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Lol

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my first caption!

hope you like it everyone! <3

from emmie @ le cocu quotidien.

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Sorry teddy 🙈

Be The Reason!

Be the reason someone masturbates today. You can’t always fuck all the Men you meet, but you can inspire them. Masturbation is a wonderful thing, no one ever felt bad while doing it, right? So be positive. Inspire the world to be a better place. Be the reason someone masturbates today!

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this changed me as a person

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I’m in tears!

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I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

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my soul: saved

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One of my favourites

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the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

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EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.