TF2 Stripper Headcanons........
I literally had know idea I was gonna type this when I opened up the text post…..but here we go, stripper names and styles, this is gonna be good.
Soldier; Sargent Thrust, can work the pole like an Olympic athlete. His outfits range from full military uniforms to lacy lingerie, always keeps the helmet on though. His lap dances can get a little violent and you will get a riding crop across the face if you don’t tip an appropriate amount….or by request if you’re into that.
Engineer; Wild Yonder The Easy Ryder. Has an entire routine that features a slow moving mechanical bull and lots of back arching. He lassos in customers who pay for lap dances. Needless to say, he’s a headliner.
Sniper; Works at a couple different clubs so he’s Bangaroo Jack (on Tuesdays and Thursdays) Dusty Deadshot (the rest of the week) He has legs for miles so stockings and boots are a go to for him, along with his Akubra and jewelry made outta teeth. Dances focuses on a lot of crawling and growling at costumers. Also some shows include dances that feature his gun….so there’s a lot of rifle humping and barrel licking.
Scout; Kept changing his every night to something more and more phallic so the announcer just decided to go with Slick Slugger since his costumes are either baseball or average teen boy themed. His dances are pretty gyration heavy but when he stops air humping he’s pretty flexible on the pole. Not a popular one for private shows or lap dances since he’s ultra chatty and makes it awkward.
Demoman; Scottish Thunder at one club, The Dark Highlander at another club, Scurvy Jones on nights he’s a pirate. Kilts and thongs are his normal go to outfit…but the eyepatch means he’s gotta be a pirate some nights. Most requested for private shows and his dances have lots of hip action and ass….just ass. He’s no longer allowed to drink while working.
Pyro; The Pyro, Never takes the suit off but the S&M crowd are way into that. Their routine is clumsy but endearing.
Spy; Works at many clubs but a couple of his aliases are Espion de L'amour and Ricardo de Masque. Lots of fancy pole work and slow teasing out of his suits. Will pull the mask up over his mouth but never above his eyes. Lots of shady backroom deals with this one.
Heavy; Borus the Bear, costumes usually consist of furry panties and one of those tall russian hats, he does sexualized version of traditional russian dances and lots of pelvic action and arm flexing. But he mostly works with other acts and lifts them above his head while they dance or pose, but he also does private shows and is popular for group parties.
Medic; Dr. Liebchen Schatz (totally awful, he’s aware.) Outfits are of course, doctor and nurse uniforms, has some props such as a thermometer shaped baton/cane. Other than that his routine is pretty average….but he does a lot of back room deals where customers can get anything from enemas to blood play for the right price. People who request anything Nazi related are banned from the club.
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