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she her / 20 i edit stuff :3

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​dnp's latest video got the entire timeline going crazy for dan and phil kissing ​meanwhile im losing sleep wondering why all their goddamn mukbang thumbnails look like THIS

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if dan and phil are going on tour who tf is gonna build houses

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honey 😡😡 this is what i got from the postman this morning 😡😡 i think the gays are trying to tax us or something 😡😡

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cant believe dan and phil are actually stealing our personal info and tracking our ip addresses :/ they literally just turned my mac into a phrypto mining machine :/

[dogpuppy]

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​just had a sudden nasty drop in blood pressure and nearly took the entirety of my bathroom sink down with me. which reminded me that today is dan's birthday!!!! happy birthd;ay!!!!!!!!!

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they've totally set themselves up for this btw

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this is me in 50 years after the world's top historians track me down to present me with their newest historical discovery and hand me my fuckass holographic sister daniel photocard that fucking evaporated along with my entire keychain collection not even 3 months after spending weeks crossing a goddamn ocean just to get delivered to my house

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fomo this. fomo that. ENOUGH!!!!!!! ​it’s time for jomo. the absolute joy of missing out. dont invite me ANYWHERE ever again!!!!!!!!!! im EXACTLY where i want to be!!!!!! (alone in a dark room letting my thoughts consume me)

[daydreamycrustacean]

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havent watched tomodachi life part 2 yet but oh boy i sure hope they're not adding the golden pig just to then delusionally ship it with hudson williams while spicing things up with the girl in prague and somehow accidentally making phan real am i right guysssssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣..... ....am.. i r-right...... g-guys....? 😰😰

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cant believe the green QR code/ low res temple run map looking ass t-shirt made a comeback in the year of our lord 2026. why would anyone in their right mind fucking keep that for any given reason

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This is like my version of phanart. I love Dan’s style, and I’m passionate about reducing textile waste by shopping secondhand and making my own clothing. This set is made from a thrifted men’s shirt. It’s not perfect, but I feel very cute in it and I’m excited to wear it this summer!

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Creation of Sister Daniel

this took literal ages..

@danielhowell @amazingphil

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Item: A Fork In The Road Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game decision still haunts you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

every decision of every single game there is. i have crippling anxiety

[cuntholicism]

you may look at me and perceive me as just a harmless and ordinary 19 year old girl. but. little do you know . deep inside, i am actually. weird al yankovic

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cant make it to today's phatreon livestream so pls lmk if one of them shows up bald or missing a limb or if dan spontaneously combusts. im counting on you to keep me in the loop ok