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Real life cupcake. Just for you.
One boy calls while the other texts.
She’s got boys on board and boys on deck...
Dominated by the Delivery Driver
Chalk it up to a summer fling or bad timing, but my relationship with Carini has gone strictly platonic. What I had expected to be a sexy weekend away together turned into a clusterfuck of epic proportions. If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like when the guy you’ve been crushing hard on for two months falls asleep mid-sex and then tells you he can’t get it up for you because he’s in love with another woman- well, I can confirm that it is mortifying.
I made lasagna as a peace treaty- perhaps a more rational choice than an Edible Arrangement. (Let it not be said that I don’t learn from my mistakes!) I REALLY like Carini as a friend. I wanted to compromise and make it work. But he couldn’t make it to dinner. It was the female equivalent of being kicked in the balls.
That’s my ego and shitty self-esteem talking. The only thing he’s truly guilty of is being honest and of not meeting my pre-established (and mostly unrealistic) expectations. At the end of the day, his genuine friendship is more valuable than the self-confidence I lost when he didn’t want to fuck me. So we’re friends. Or trying to be.
And my cunt is moving on. Back to the queue.
There are a couple boys I have been seeing in addition to Carini. I hadn’t had sex with any of them. Contrary to popular belief, I don’t fuck indiscriminately.
But I had a whole weekend of pent up sexual desire to unleash. Since I’d been home, I couldn’t get my fingers out of my cunt. I needed cock. I was craving it.
I knew I was vulnerable. So when my newest friend/fanboy confessed his desire to fill me with cum, I asked him to let me sleep on it.
He happens to be a delivery driver for a local delivery service. He had been so nervous the first time I had invited him over. He brought me dessert and gazed at me like I was a mythical unicorn. I’ve met several of my readers since I started this blog, but no one has looked at me like I was as special as my Delivery Driver.
I had been up barely an hour the next day , when the Delivery Driver texted me to say he was going to come over. We joked that it was just for a hug, but I knew better. I knew if I fucked him, our friendship was likely over. Once a myth becomes reality, it doesn’t seem as legendary.
I let him come anyway.
I used the ten minutes before he got there to brush my teeth and change out of my pajamas into something I could be easily fucked in. I threw on a sundress and topped it off with some knee socks just to prove I was a dirty little slut.
When he arrived I led him into the living room. He flipped up my dress, spanking my ass while he chided me for having put on panties.
“I have ten minutes.”
“I thought we were just going to hug?” I couldn’t help teasing him. I love a dominant man, but I couldn’t get into the head space.
We hugged. It made me smile because it was at once warm and friendly while also being full of lust. I kissed him. I tried to linger. To make it sweet. But it wasn’t what he was after.
He pushed me to the couch. By the time I turned around, his cock was hard and sticking out through his pants. I grabbed for it as he grabbed for me, pulling me by my hair to his cock.
“Take it. Suck it.”
I obliged. I leaned in hungry but cautious.
“Is that the best you’ve got?”
I was trying to take my time. To show him there was a better way than what he was after. But he didn’t want it. So I let go of my hopes for friendship and gave way to wickedness.
I attacked his cock, pushing open my jaw as leverage, pummeling me down to the base of his cock. I let him rest there, waiting for the comfort of my gag reflex to pat me on the back. When it came, I receded, letting my tongue leave chemtrails of saliva along his throbbing dick.
He stood up, re positioned me and ripped my panties from my legs.
I spread my legs and looked up at him, waiting for him to fill me. He looked so angry.
“Turn around.”
He grabbed my arm and threw me toward the back of the couch. I perched my ass in the air, the perfect little slut waiting for her cock, and waited. He didn’t disappoint as he pushed in, fucking me hard and fast and pummeling my cunt like the waves to the shore in a hurricane.
He walked into the kitchen and grabbed some paper towels. I could tell he was ready to cum, but he wanted to deny me. I didn’t turn around. I didn’t move. I locked my hands into the couch cushions, faced the wall, and put my ass out. I smelled the sex. I felt my shaved cunt covered in the proof of my lust. I saw him finish in the paper towel out of the corner of my eye. He pulled up his pants and left.
I never moved.
He texted me once he was safely out of the neighborhood.
“You are such a slut.”
I knew it was true. He’d been there for ten minutes. But I was also his fantasy. And there was power in that.
I spent the rest of the day starving for cock. I reunited my toys with my lady parts and even let myself cum while sexually humiliating a man on the phone.
I hooked up with the Glass Blower that evening and let his tongue and fingers and incredible cock give me the final orgasms I had been searching for. We didn’t talk about the day’s events. Or how much of a slut I was. He didn’t care. It didn’t matter.
We had interesting conversation. When the conversation ran thin he motioned me over to cuddle. Within a minute we were kissing. Five minutes later I was naked on his bed. Before I could make my way toward his cock his head was between my thighs. He sucked and slurped with an eagerness that betrayed his calm and gentle demeanor. He let his tongue run from my puckered ass to the tip of my clit, sending shivers of stimulation up my spine. Before I could breathe his fingers were in me, opening up my pussy and ass to his rapid fire assault. I was coming hard, grabbing on to whatever pieces of him I could find. I threw a pillow. I grabbed the sheets.
When he finally eased up, I took my turn worshiping at the temple of his balls, making my way up his veins. He stroked my hair as I sucked him off. When my mouth finally went dry I straddled him and slid his cock into me.
I rode him hard, but he drilled into me harder from below. Sweat started to pour off of me, but I had no desire to stop. I could have gone on forever, but he couldn’t hold back longer. He pushed me down to his cock just in time for my mouth to open to the fountain of cum spewing from his head. I opened wide to receive and when he was finished, I took him in my mouth, cleaning him and worshiping him until he went soft.
Soon after, I drove home, cunt still wet. I was satisfied for the moment. Hookups may be meaningless and empty, but they filled both my cunt and my self-confidence this time. I’m sure it won’t be the last.
~*Cupcakes & Cum*~
Reminiscing
I’m a bit of a mess right now. I think it’s the mess that draws me to Tumblr. Needing a place to get it all out. I spent last night with the Sausage King, who rescued me from myself and a pit of despair.
I’ve been fighting a battle of authenticity lately- who am I and what kind of person do I want to be? At my core, what story do my actions tell about me? Am I a worthless person only good enough to fill with cock and entertain you? Or am I worth getting to know? Am I a person worth having in your life?
When the Sausage King and I first broke up, I cried hysterically for five days. On the sixth day, I woke up and sent his wife an Edible Arrangement. Complete with apology note, it contained cupcake shaped pineapples with sprinkles.
When he woke up that morning, I told Mr. Cupcake. Then I started laughing. I laughed like I’d never heard anything funnier in my life. I thought I might never stop. I laughed until I couldn’t breathe.
I slept with your husband. Sorry. Have some oddly shaped fruit.
When I finally stopped laughing, Mr. Cupcake smiled at me and said, “It’s why I love you. You don’t give up. You make grand gestures.”
My response- “You’re right. If this doesn’t work, we escalate to a mariachi band.”
Truth
No man ever stays hard enough long enough for me.
The Confidence of a Wet Cunt
I fucked someone yesterday. It was hot and raw and ended with a giant load of cum dripping down my pussy. His cock was big. Thick. He grabbed me and kissed me like he wanted me more than air. He fucked me hard. He didn't stop. I held his cock and teased him with my wet cunt. Rubbed him against my clit. I let him pleasure me. I pushed his head down between the V of my thighs. I showed no mercy in my pursuit of pleasure. I took everything he gave me with wanton abandon. With a growl. With my teeth grazing his lips. With my hands grasping his thrusting ass. It was all for me. For my ego and confidence. For my self respect as an empowered woman who can fuck any damn man she pleases. And, because once again I've lost my way. Interesting choices don't always have happy endings. And for one moment, I got out of my head. One moment was all I needed. *Cupcakes and Cum*
Cupcake and Carini- Dirty, Dirty Car Sex
Fate. Destiny. Serendipity. Chance. Tiny opportunities knocking on the door of our lives. I wish I understood the cosmos and how we attract these synchronicities. I don’t. But I feel them- their knock echos inside my nervous system.
Three people have entered my life this way and proceeded to rebuild my world. Far more have altered the skyline of my soul. I’m not sure which category Carini will ultimately fall into, but meeting him was one of those moments that was determined to happen.
Which sounds quite dramatic for a story that’s full of very dirty sex.
I can name at least three moments where our paths had crossed. I could have met Carini and began a relationship which was strictly platonic. Of course, I waited for the option that allowed me to get into his pants. Quite literally.
It took Tinder to point out all we had in common. Uncharacteristically, I made the first move. We made plans to meet at a concert. By the time we were able to navigate to one another, it was time for the show to start. I didn’t have time to notice much. He was tall and close to bald with a lumpy head. Well-built. Sexy. It was his eyes that caught my attention. Deep blue with a sparkle that seemed to tumble out at me as his smile went wide.
It wasn’t until a few days later that we truly connected, and made plans to meet up again at the concerts that weekend. That weekend led into four days of magic at a festival. We became partners in crime. And when the dust settled, I honestly didn’t know what would happen next. We had made plans, but as quick as we made them, he cancelled them. His wife was coming back to town for the Labor Day weekend.
Now, it took me far longer than was comfortable to learn that Carini was married. His wife lives on the other side of the country. Much like The Cupcakes, Carini and his Mrs. have an open marriage. But there’s another kink- she is pregnant.And while he lives only a half hour from me now, Carini will be relocating to the other coast by Halloween.
So there we stood- a three-week relationship that had developed an intimacy and connection far more advanced than its age with a looming expiration date. It felt way too familiar. It felt like a recipe for hurt. But I’m not the same Cupcake I used to be.
I had a choice- bail and stay safe or take the more interesting road. Even though I have built the Cupcake brand on interesting choices, I haven’t been Molly Cupcake in awhile. I thought about it. I wondered if it made me weak to sacrifice my heart to be swept up in romance for a few months. I thought about the lessons I had learned in the past two years. The Sausage King was still in my life. He was still my friend. All the hurt he brought helped me grow into an even more capable and confident person. Decisions shape us. So I went all in.
And when Carini asked me to come visit him- while his wife was there asleep- I decided to opt for adventure.
“Drive here. No panties. Meet me in the garage”.
I wondered what turned him on more- his pregnant wife asleep in the house or a horny girl willing to drive a half hour at 2am to fuck him in a car. It didn’t matter. Both turned me on. My wet cunt made the choice for me.
I was wearing a sundress. I slipped off my panties and slid out the front door of the house. Mr. Cupcake had been asleep upstairs for hours. I backed the car out of the driveway with the lights off. I had a half hour to ponder the sluttiness of my actions. I felt my wetness seeping down my thighs. My nipples stood like soldiers at attention. As I pulled into his driveway, I could smell every emotion I was feeling- fear, arousal, anticipation, lust. Pheromones gravitating from my thighs to the night sky.
“I sat in the garage, waiting for him to come out and praying he wouldn’t be accompanied by an enraged spouse. I wondered if I should get in the backseat. Could we satisfy our urges across the height of my wonder woman water battle? Or would positioning myself in the backseat officially qualify me as a nymphomaniac?
Before I could decide, he walked out dressed in pajama pants and his college t-shirt. I would have paid a million dollars to know his thoughts as he sauntered over to me, half-grin on his face and his eyes dancing. He closed the garage door and got in the passengers seat. I’m not sure I had the breath to say hello before I was devouring his from his lips. I slipped my hand around to the back of his head. I wanted him closer. I wanted to taste his lips. I needed to touch him. Fuck. I needed to be closer.
“Can we move to the backseat?”
“I don’t know why you weren’t already there.”
Of course. Smart bastard.
I pulled the door closed as I crawled to his side of the seat. Within seconds our fingers grazed and strayed in exploration while we sank into the wantonness of our lips. My hand went straight to his cock. I wrapped my fingers around him. He was as hard as I had ever seen him. Throbbing. I went to pull him from his pants, so he removed his clothes. As I jerked his dick through my fist, I could feel my mouth water. I had to taste him.
I put my knees on the seat and arched my self toward his cock like a kitten to a bowl of milk. I let my tongue enjoy the amuse-bouche of his mushroom capped head, drawing my tongue slowly around and across.
I lost myself in my hunger for him. I swallowed his length and let my lust-driven fervor guide my worship of his body. I felt his hands on me, roaming my body and raising my temperature. His hand slid across my bare ass and I heard him moan in excited surprise. I had followed direction. But he didn’t tell me how good a girl I had been. He smacked my ass. Hard. I gasped just long enough to moan before I continued my devotion. A few minutes later, the lights in the garage turned off. We were plunged into darkness. I paused for a moment, as if I had gotten caught.
He whispered to me, “What do you want?”
“You.”
“What did you tell me you wanted?” We had been exchanging dirty texts all night.
“To suck your cock. Lick it. Feel it in the back of my throat.”
“What else?
This was it. I felt my cunt contract. It knew the prayer I was about to whisper.
“I want you to fuck me.”
I felt my heart beat out of my chest in anticipation. I needed him to say yes.
“Take what you want.”
I wasted no time in climbing on top of him and straddling. I took a moment to just feel his hardness against my wet cunt. I moved up and down against him. Practice. Self-denial. Teasing. Our lips brushed. I grabbed him and guided him inside me.
I started slow, savoring that initial feeling of fullness and how well he squeezed into my tight folds. We kissed with an ephemeral brush. Licking. Nibbling. Waves of breath crashing into opposing lips.
The air in the car was humid and damp. As I rode him faster our silent moans took haven as steam against the window glass. He pulled down my straps and freed my breasts. My dress wore like a belt around my waist. I felt his hands on my ass. It was pure ecstasy. I wanted more.
I licked and bit my way along every bit of skin I could reach. As I threw my curled and sweaty hair over my shoulder, I found him watching me. I saw the pleasure in his face. How much he wanted me. His excitement.
I felt like a siren. Confident. Wanted. Powerful.
I felt alive.
I don’t know how long we went on before we wore through our hunger. He moved me off of him gently and held me just long enough to bring us both down to earth.
As I drove home, ruffled hair and dripping cunt, I couldn’t help but be grateful for him. Maybe this made me a dirty nympho. But in that dirt was something and someone worth holding onto.
~*Cupcakes and Cum*~
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Squee!!
I'm spending next week in New York City, one of my favorite places to be. And guess who I get to spend time with? Brooklyn Dave!! Not only is he one of my all time favorite people, he is also responsible for 88.3% of this cupcake's BJ skills. Maybe I should practice before next week. I would hate to seem rusty...you know, just in case things get kinky.
Finding a Fuck Buddy is Hard!
What's a girl gotta do to get fucked?! This is immensely whiny, but it really is difficult to find a quality fwb. Since I have started seeing people again I have had a half dozen or so dates. Even the ones with happy endings weren't so happy. I know I live in the boonies now and I don't have the same selection as my former urban dwelling. But, c'mon gentlemen! Not only am I a sure thing (almost*), I give the best head ever. I know because my old fwbs taught me. ;) The good thing about restarting life as Ms Cupcake is a reemergence of so many familiar faces. First Capone... Now maybe the Souhern Sailor?! I would take them both any day over a tinder hookup. Just thinking about that skilled sailor makes my panties wet. Quality over quantity, bunnies. Even if it means working for it. Mwah!
Never quit
So true. Always , pumpkins.
You can call it a comeback
I've got lots to say. I might as well say it here. If you've been following me at amusingmolly, you can probably tell how fucked up I am. But that's life. My lovely voyeuristic followers should get to see a broken girl claw her way back to life. Like I said, more. Much more. But first, I'm off on a date. Oh, anyone in Denver?? Looks like I will be spending some time there... Now, thank you for all the concerned messages. You guys really, truly are the best ever. Almost as good as therapy. Mwah, pumpkins!!
My heart is dead and so is this blog.
Updates and Upcoming features
So life is going along. Sometimes smoothly, sometimes less so. Mr. Cupcake just celebrated his six month anniversary with the mini-tart. I am still in a monogamous-except-for-my-husband relationship with the Sausage King.
In truth, both of these relationships have gotten extremely complicated. The Sausage King is my best friend. He and I have a bond. It's special. This friendship-first fuckup has led to all kinds of weirdness. I'm friends with his wife. I met his dad. We're all friends on facebook. Mr. Cupcake adores the Sausage King. They could be real life bffs.
We recently decided that the four of us would take a cross country road trip over Labor Day. We are going from Philadelphia to Denver (via a site-seeing tour that has us going to Mt. Rushmore, among other places). We are seeing the Phish shows at Dick's.
I could not be more excited or more scared of anything ever.
So what does all this mean for me? for these relationships? for the future? I have no idea. It's a take it as it comes, thing. I never expected to find this. I never thought I could love anyone other than my husband. Turns out I was wrong.
I'm trying to sort it out. I'm trying to make interesting choices. Is it wrong that I hope they turn out happy?
I absolutely LOVE your blog; very well written, I enjoy the level of sharing, and even though new to it, I can sense your energy and passion and life in these pages!! Well done, and hope to follow along for a long while!
Thank you, sugar!
Maybe I'm out of the loop, but is his nickname the Sausage King because his penis is really big?
Yep.
La Historia Terminable (by Ibai Acevedo
So soon!!!!
I've got a story to tell
Sometimes I think I should write the novel about me and the Sausage King on my blog. Let it play out in truth and see where the world comes down on it. I'd like to know how I would be judged- hero or villain. I've been keeping notes. Snippets of conversations. Tiny memories to glue together with the arc of our relationship. There are two things that prevent me from really doing this. The first, obvs, is that I just don't know how it's going to end. Well, I have a pretty good idea, I just don't know how much plot is left before it gets there. The second is that I was afraid of putting it out there and sayings things that Mr Cupcake would read. Or our friends. That second fear is pretty much gone. Mr Cupcake knows me. He knows my heart and he can see how I feel. So the real problem is just waiting to see how the story ends. The problem with being smart and in love is that your head knows what's really happening but your heart is too persistent to give up. And compromise is only something that works if both parties have something to give. So that leaves secrets and lies- also bad options. What happens when two people are in love but their broken parts just break the other more? Is there a way to still make it work? Or should secondary love be easy?