Karma

ADA AU (take 2) || crossovers welcome

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Maybe my dreams are not yet doomed”

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So… it’s been a while huh. I have returned not at all because I was dragged by the hair by a certain fellow mod.. noooo.. anyways.

I am a more mature person, a better writer and not being influenced by others - all that to say, I will write him better because the one thing that hasn’t changed is I am still whether I like it or not “the Karma guy”

AU INFO (basic)

- Currently a member of the Armed Detective Agency, following Sigma’s lead after a period time in the Decay of Angels working in his casino (as that was apparently the best Fyodor was going to do for him)

- He has no set age.. but a teen. Still a minor though so be normal. I cannot look at him in canon and see an adult.

- Only established relationship is with Sigma, they’re colleagues who are slowly coming to see each other as found family (shout out to my internet sibling being the mod)

Tags:

#All in ♠️ - Anon ask

#bluffing ♦️ - open rp

[currentlyeating2rocks]

how are you gonna raid the mafia?

“You might be a spy I can’t tell you”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[foolish-majesty]

but i want some of his shit.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He had lots of gems”

[foolish-majesty]

could he have clothes ?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Yew?”

[foolish-majesty]

then i want them. and some gems.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Mhm okay”

[foolish-majesty]

'm gonna try to get weapons and then we raid their shithole. you know how to navigate the place or did they blindfold your dumb ass

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I know how to get there”

[foolish-majesty]

and inside...?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Some of it, they don’t let me out much”

[foolish-majesty]

assholes.

kay. we're going in blind then. but not tonight. my fuck needs a bath.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He nods,

“Wash the fuck, we need to get sigma’s friend to spill the secrets first”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[foolish-majesty]

but i want some of his shit.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He had lots of gems”

[foolish-majesty]

could he have clothes ?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Yew?”

[foolish-majesty]

then i want them. and some gems.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Mhm okay”

[foolish-majesty]

'm gonna try to get weapons and then we raid their shithole. you know how to navigate the place or did they blindfold your dumb ass

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I know how to get there”

[foolish-majesty]

and inside...?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Some of it, they don’t let me out much”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[foolish-majesty]

but i want some of his shit.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He had lots of gems”

[foolish-majesty]

could he have clothes ?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Yew?”

[foolish-majesty]

then i want them. and some gems.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Mhm okay”

[foolish-majesty]

'm gonna try to get weapons and then we raid their shithole. you know how to navigate the place or did they blindfold your dumb ass

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I know how to get there”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[foolish-majesty]

but i want some of his shit.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He had lots of gems”

[foolish-majesty]

could he have clothes ?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Yew?”

[foolish-majesty]

then i want them. and some gems.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Mhm okay”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[foolish-majesty]

but i want some of his shit.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He had lots of gems”

[foolish-majesty]

could he have clothes ?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Yew?”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[foolish-majesty]

but i want some of his shit.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

He had lots of gems”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[foolish-majesty]

i can go with you. i got fuck all else to do.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Okay then, it’s a plan”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[foolish-majesty]

dunno what he did but agreed. buying people is loser behavior. maybe he still has money laying around somewhere...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Probably does..”

He’s considering,

“I don’t wanna go back to that room though”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[foolish-majesty]

didn't know the port mafia hired crows. but then again they hired you.

how're you gonna do that though. get rid of proof of his existence. does he have a locker in the mafia or something?

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I’m good with expensive stuff,

He was one of those high up assholes, he deserved worse than suicide”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[foolish-majesty]

wait...

putting two and two together.

they sold your ass to the mafia??? what the fuck were you even gonna do there. and sigma just goes and fucks someone there. dick move...

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Asshole made me trade life for jewels, I like shiny things as much as the next person but…. Sigma knows better. He’s getting a fuck set on him”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

Sigma only lived for 3 years

“I’m his superior then”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[foolish-majesty]

hope you don't want my flower cause it's mine. get your own.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“No I just wanna get rid of all proof of the guy who owned me’s existence”

^ barely disguised anger behind a smile

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[foolish-majesty]

exactly! see sometimes you can have a brain. not too many times.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Thank you my brain is not my friend,

I do have one more request..”

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”

[foolish-majesty]

mmm....

maybe he could be like the mafia's mascot. hes just there to look cool on the mafia website. and he does nothing.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Because he’s a model good thinking..“

[currentlyeating2rocks]

the room feels strange. like he's being observed. a quack breaks the silence. then a shhhhhhh, coming out from behind the wall.

@foolish-majesty

“A quack…”

His attention is caught! He is staring at the wall and approaching

[foolish-majesty]

hiding, his knees against his chest. until he sees karma and scoots closer. the ducks are behind him.

are we killing him.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Depends.. he’s given us a deal. We only get to go out gambling with him and we need to listen to him when we’re there. No arguing or talking back..”

[foolish-majesty]

hm. on one hand we can use him as a man shield if there are smokers. on the other hand...your hand i guess. he could take some of our money.

chat what do we think.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He said we could keep the money.. but he’s also a traitor”

[foolish-majesty]

traitor how. i zoned out halfway through.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“He’s being all friendly with the mafia”

^ absolutely raging

[foolish-majesty]

head tilt. he doesn't know what's with the mafia but seeing karma so pissed is entertaining.

mafia might be manipulating him. soon theyre gonna dye his hair gray and turn him into the boss. you gotta stop em.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“..if he becomes the boss maybe I can overthrow him”

Oh gosh why is he still interested in that idea

[foolish-majesty]

and make a FUCK TON of money and turn everyone into your lackeys. and i'll be like second in command cause you need one.

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“Aslong as we don’t kill sigma and kill smokers I see no issue in this plan yet”

[foolish-majesty]

how the fuck are we overthrowing him without killing him

[currentlyeating2rocks]

“I don’t want to kill him! We overthrow him gently, put him in a care home or something.. he’s old I think”