Grease, Diesel, an' Attitude

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[thefastestbot]

OKAY, THAT’S IT.

I’ve been trying to not say shit or really anything but god fucking damn it. Here’s a warning to everyone who posts Cybertron fics on AO3.

Let me say some Background first.

Keep reading

[kingoftheoffroad]

You have my permission to disclose anything, just make sure you tag for the content.

This is the shit that makes me so fucking terrified of sharing anything I make. I’m still going to try to push through that urge to hide, but god damnit, this shit makes it harder. Please be safe and take care of yourselves, y’all. I’m sorry that my first actual post on this blog in months has to be this kind of shit, but me and Dima have both absolutely HAD IT with this asshole.

[kingoftheoffroad]

How do you die?

//Tagged by @thefastestbot​

//I’m not tagging anyone. XD

[thefastestbot]

-drapes himself over Hotshot's lap- Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddd....

Yes, ‘Boss?

[kingoftheoffroad]

Hi. -smirks and reaches up to flick his nose-

[thefastestbot]

Hey! No flicking the nose.

[kingoftheoffroad]

Since when????

[thefastestbot]

…Since right now.

[kingoftheoffroad]

That ain’t how it works!!! -huffs and pouts-

[thefastestbot]

-drapes himself over Hotshot's lap- Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddd....

Yes, ‘Boss?

[kingoftheoffroad]

Hi. -smirks and reaches up to flick his nose-

[thefastestbot]

Hey! No flicking the nose.

[kingoftheoffroad]

Since when????

[thefastestbot]

-drapes himself over Hotshot's lap- Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddd....

Yes, ‘Boss?

[kingoftheoffroad]

Hi. -smirks and reaches up to flick his nose-

[thefastestbot]

You should add "Wife" to my little blurb in yer Relations page. Juuuuuust a suggestion.

Oh really, ‘Boss? Hm….Maybe I will.

[kingoftheoffroad]

Fuck yeah! 8D

[thefastestbot]

Fine fine. I shall add.

[kingoftheoffroad]

8DDDDD BORK YEAH!!!

[thefastestbot]

You should add "Wife" to my little blurb in yer Relations page. Juuuuuust a suggestion.

Oh really, ‘Boss? Hm….Maybe I will.

[kingoftheoffroad]

Fuck yeah! 8D

[thefastestbot]

👶

Hotshot scratched the back of his neck as he waited for Dirt Boss to come into the living room, a hand scratching lightly over his chest, a soft smile stretched across his face.

[kingoftheoffroad]

“Aight, what’re you all smiles about, kid?” He comes into the living room, going over to him and raising an optic ridge curiously.

[thefastestbot]

“So, uh, Got news.” Hotshot stood up and looks at him with a sheepish grin now replacing the soft smile. “…I’m carrying again.”

[kingoftheoffroad]

"...WHAT?!" He's SHOOKETH.

[rppanda]

Send a number to find my muse...

Sleeping at a table.

Singing in private.

Attempting to kill a spider, and failing.

Crying laughing.

Doing something embarrassing.

Getting chores done.

Loopy with lack of sleep.

Post-wisdom teeth removal.

Hiding a broken object.

Covered in blood.

In a fit of anger.

Throwing a tantrum.

Hiding in a closet.

Stuck somewhere with your muse.

Muffling their cries.

On a swing-set alone.

Feeling lonely.

Cuddling their pillow.

Staring at your muse.

Recovering from throwing up.

Stabbing a body repeatedly.

Somewhere they’re not supposed to be.

Screaming by themselves.

Holding a wound.

Dead.

[rpmemesforthesoul]

Send 🌋 and my muse will blurt out the first thing that comes to mind when they see your muse

[thefastestbot]

👶

Hotshot scratched the back of his neck as he waited for Dirt Boss to come into the living room, a hand scratching lightly over his chest, a soft smile stretched across his face.

[kingoftheoffroad]

"Aight, what're you all smiles about, kid?" He comes into the living room, going over to him and raising an optic ridge curiously.

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Acts of affection ( shippy/ fluff edition )

💝 - your muse says “I love you” to mine

❤ - our muses stay up all night talking

💔 - your muse gives up _____ for mine

💓 - our muses have their first kiss and its not exactly perfect

💗 - our muses are wrestling playfully and yours suddenly kisses mine

💕- your muse cares for mine while ill

💘 - our muses have been friends for quite a while, and yours suddenly realized they have deeper feelings for mine

💋 - my muse covers yours in lipstick kisses

💄- your muse covers mine in lipstick kisses

😍 - your muse notices mine for the first time, and its love at first sight

💏- our muses have been “friends with benefits” up until now and they are both realizing they want more than that

🌸 - your muse puts a flower behind mine’s ear

🎊 - my muse is pregnant and yours is ecstatic upon hearing the good news

🍟 - your muse steals a fry from mine and says “You’re cute when you’re mad.”

💯 - our muses wake up together after a one night stand

[justmorerpmemes]

Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

[kingoftheoffroad]

I'm hitting you back with the meme- ALL LEARN SOMETHINGs.

Awwwwwww fuck. Awright.

⛈ - what is the muse like at their worst?

I’m...Scary. Really, really fucking scary.

📖 - deadly sin that applies to them the most?

Wrath.

🍁 - favorite season?

The wet season.

🏹 - have they ever committed a murder?

Does attempted murder count?

💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who?

Before you, Groundhog was my world. Or I thought she was. I kinda fucked that all up permanently.

⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed?

Hoo boy... Might as well lay it all out fer ya.

-Attempted murder

-Domestic violence

-Possession of illicit substances

-Arson, domestic terrorism, attempted murder (again). All three of these were in one, uh... incident.

-Planet Cup disruption (you know all about this one, kid. :P)

Probably more, but uh... Yeah. I’ve got a history...

⛔ - do they believe in revenge?

Fuck yeah.

💫 - do they believe in fate/propecy/destiny?

Hmm... I dunno.

🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak?

Of course. Many, many times.

🌵 - do they consider themselves dangerous?

...Yep... Even to this day.

🍀 - do they believe in luck?

Ehhhh, depends on what we’re applyin’ the concept to.

🌙 - do they believe in magic?

Yeah, I practice it, but it’s more like... Earth Pagan shit, for the Yoomins readin’ this.

☄️ - what is their biggest regret?

...Oh fer fuck’s sake... My biggest regret is gettin’ involved with “enhancers”. Those ruined my life, Groundhog’s life, and many others’.

🍷  - do they drink?

Used to. Not anymore. I stay the fuck away from almost everything like that.

🍹 - alcohol tolerance?

I can handle a lot of high grade.

🍳  - do they know how to cook?

Hehehe, yep. And I’m pretty decent too!

☀  - night or day?

Day. Night tends to be triggering for me if I don’t have anything to do. At least during the day I can go work in the shop or whatever. Plus, nighttime is when EVERYONE is out doing their business.

[kingoftheoffroad]

Who are you?

Tagged by a certain Blue car dork...

Answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

Nicknames: Rustbutt, Rombles, Cone, Mr. One-derful

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: 4'10

Time: 9:49 PM

Favorite Band / Artist: Gorillaz, Sabaton, Lordi, HeviSaurus, Orden Ogan, Nightwish, Battle Beast, Insane Clown Posse

Song stuck in my head: Devil Dogs by Sabaton

Last Movie I watched: Into the Spider-Verse

Last thing I googled: Wellbutrin XL ibuprofen (for my mom to see if they interact)

Other blogs: ...See Other Blogs. XDDD

Why did I choose this username: Because Dirt Boss IS the king! xD

Following: 119

Average amount of sleep: Varies

What I’m wearing: Green cargo shorts, diabetic crew socks, leather sneakers, Deadpool "children's book parody" t-shirt, and my ear defenders clipped to my belt.

Dream Job: IDK, something working with, on, or near naval ships.

Dream Trip: SO MANY PLACES. Japan, Germany, Finland, Estonia, Nova Scotia, Australia...

Favorite Food: TOO MANY. Salmon, steak, udon, tofu skin and tofu...

Play any instruments?: Used to play clarinet. Can play a tiny bit of guitar.

Hair color: Dark brown

Languages you speak: English, can understand some Japanese, can understand and speak a little French, off and on studying Finnish, German, Welsh, and either Icelandic or Arabic.

Most Iconic song: Uhhh... Zero by Imagine Dragons, Feels Like We Only Go Backwards by Tame Impala, Dare by Stan Bush, This Is Me by Keala Settle, and I Want the World... And Everything In It by Battle Beast.

Random fact: I'm part of a multiple system. I've got headmates!

Describe yourself as an aesthetic: Crust punk meets kidcore meets Tourist Dad on Vacation LMFAO

[pink-little-butterfly]

Tag Game

[tyrantofthefirmament]

ask-dr-knockout‌:

go to this website and design yourself https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889 and then tag 4 people

Here’s one of KnockOut

And Breakdown!

And Mun!

Okay @tyrantofthefirmament @tfg1-minibot-lover @kickbackinsecticon @clipchip your turn! :)

go to this website and design yourself https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889 and then tag 4 people

Here’s Starscream

and Cirrus

and mun

@alpha113n-redshirt-eradicon​ @phoenixtheseeker​ @shockb00b​ @pacificae-mors​ @kickbackinsecticon​ @buzzerbot​ and everyone else!

[alpha113nredshirteradicon]

Allen

Xeurx

Mun

@ask-inkycat @hellsspecialteam @officer-of-cybertron @arianna-faebot

[ask-tf-techbug]

Here’s Techbug XD he looks like a girl

The muns

@lobethemnemosurgeon @pyromaniac-skeleton @light-edge-with-a-blog @cyberghost-scout @overdorklord

[cyberghost-scout]

Ghostwire: 

Me the mod:

@cyber-pop-star @bravepolicehq @drawingdaydreamsuniverse @tranaformersareepic @ anyone

[cyber-pop-star]

Rosanna:

And Kat Mun:

Tagging: @blue-boomer @ask-the-jet-twins @longarmprime @eliteniinja @autobotmedic @drawingdaydreamsuniverse @grand-galvatron @shiningsilverarmor @asknovaprime @cookienerdzzz @rewindbeforereturn and anyone else that wants to!!

[asknovaprime]

Ok, from top to bottom we have  Novarus Prime Astrotrain Ectotron  And Muse  @autobotwheelie @swepforwardjet @twowheelerarcee   and anyone else that wants to!!

[rungalwaysheretolisten]

Stole this from @asknovaprime

Are sweet baby Rung

Somewhat Oc/somewhat comic book spoiler: Lunarin 113 or like to be called Rang

Stirling, Lunarin number 114?

and then there little old mun: 

Tagging: @cygars-and-rust​ @lostvoicebumblebee @thefastestbot 

@pining-for-peace and anyone else who want to do this

[thefastestbot]

Hotshot

And now Mun

Tagging: @kingoftheoffroad @fastkingstar @ask-prime-arcee @tfpoptimusprime

[kingoftheoffroad]

The Human Doggo! (I betcha this ain't what y'all expected :3c)

Annnnnd the mun!

[kingoftheoffroad]

😴

Their nightly chatter had suddenly gone quiet, and Boss felt a weight against his shoulder. He looked down to see Hotshot out cold, arms wrapped around his waist. The truck smiled, and stroked the younger mech’s helm. It was always wonderful when Hotshot got some genuine sleep, especially after long days. Boss’ petting slowed down as he also dozed off, purring quietly in his sleep.