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The name's Scott Lawrence. Please disregard the uniform I don't work for those bastards at Urbanshade anymore. Long story short I have this wonderful ability to come back to life after I die thanks to a lovely accident caused by stupid people I wish I could strangle. I don't want any NSFW around here and while I don't mind the suggestive and or flirty stuff lets just consider the kids down here alright? If that's all you can leave now.

(Blog run by @theblackcubeofdarkness)

(Expect this blog to get dark at times considering the nature of Scott's curse)

(Also due to his funny revival ability you can kill Scott as many times as you want meaning automatic perms to kill UNLESS it interferes with the plot and stuff and he is allowed to fight back)

Scotts playlist

#pinned post #wip #Spotify

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A little heads up regarding my pressure blogs. I am planning on reworking the OC blogs to make them a separate thing from Pressure. I wont be changing any posts or interactions before this point and the only changes that will happen will be going forward.

For blogs that a for existing Pressure characters considered them canned.

Thank you for understanding!

*Places a sea bunny with collars name tag infront of you!

*Look Scott, its your child!

*(April fools!)

"...."

#the classic scott response

*Collar seems to like it, ALOT. gmGleefully nudging it closer to you...

*...Seems like they want you to put it on their collar...

-🪷

Scott gives a warm smile before doing just that.

"Looking good kid!"

*Muffled meeps incoming!

*...You'll never guess what collar spits out at your feet.

-🪷

Scott is horrified at first but remembers Gotchapon exists.

"That is... Strangely specific..."

Booooooooo, youre no fun.

*Tanya sticks her tongue out at you, scoffing.

-🍁

"Never have!" Scott cackles.

"Glad we have an understanding"

Meep!!! Mek!!!!

(Whats a!!! Ghost!!!!)

Meep Mlllppp mee!!!

(And can I have that!!!)))

-🪷

"Hahaha no. I can't really describe a ghost to ya kid. Anywho so here's how this is going to go Tanya... Unless you want to be banished back to the Banlands I suggest you behave. Am I understood?"

*...

*COLLAR IS NOW INTRIGUED! SHINY THING......

-🪷

"Kid I'm about to stab a ghost!"

*Collar shudders, nestling deeper into your jacket. Now they're cold :( and also REALLY confused to why you're yelling at air.

Oh plleeeaaasse. Im nothing compared to the temperature of that river. Don't coddle them to be a pathetic wussy, lettem take a bit'a cold. Its like teaching a kid how to swim! 'Ya just toss the sucker to the deep end! Thats how I was raised and I turned out just fine~ In more ways than one dontcha think~?

*...She teasingly twirls her hair in her finger.

*...

*....Why. Why do these things happen to you. and why did it have to be HERRRR.

-🍁

"Wait a damn second..." Scott says with a bit of a crazed smirk on his face as he looks to the side of his belt. On the opposite side of where his gun is holstered is a black holster with a handle sticking out.

He slowly takes out a knife with the N.O.S.T Subdivision on it.

Writers note: I swear Scott has had this the entire time and I simply forgot he had it. I SWEAR IM NOT MAKING THIS UP ON THE SPOT! HE HAS A MAGIC KNIFE! Primarily so if he were to die while in combat and removed of his gun he could have a magic knife teleport to him so he wouldn't be completely helpless. Its legit just the classic bombo's survival knife but pure black and with glowing red symbols.

"I FORGOT I HAD THIS THING!"

*She rolls her eyes, snickering. Then.. she notices collar. Because HARASSING YOU I GUESS ISNT ENOUGH FOR HER!!!!

And whos this cutiepatootie~~?

*She leans down and pats Collar on the head. Collar doesn't seem to notice, but certainly shivers-

-🍁🪷

"HEY STAND BACK YOUR MAKING THEM COLD!" Scott says rushing over to Collar and taking off their jacket to wrap Collar in.

"Hate dealing with fricken ghosts"

No, no you wont~

*SHE COMES CLOSER TO YOU, SMILING SNEETLY .

*..She fucking.

*Boops you on the nose.

*I mean her hand is freezing cold and phases through you BUT STILL!!!!

-🍁

"DON'T DO THAT!"

Awh, if I am that means you're thinking of me~ You know, I never DID manage to convince you to go out with me... but its sweet to know im on your miiinnnddddddd~

*Oh my GODDDD.

*SHE CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. NOT THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN....

-🍁

"Your weird... So you are her... Unfortunate.. And that fricken FISH took all the anti-ghost ammo and is hording it" Scott says with a slight twitch in his eye.

"ALSO I have a lot on my mind already and I have someone I need to take care of and if anything AND I MEAN ANYTHING happens to them because of your bullFLIP I will personally grabbed you by the spectral neck and send you back to the Banlands myself UNDERSTOOD?" Scott says stands in front of the familiar spirit looking like he's about to lose his marbles.

Daawwwwww, you dont want to talk to meeeeee? Pitty!

*...Holy shit IT TALKS

-🍁

"HOLY SHIIIIIOOOOOOT!" Scott literally jumps hair on end barely catching his words.

Oh god. He recognizes that voice. He lets out a long tired almost whiny moan of annoyance.

"What are you? Some sort of manifestation of my psyche or something?" Scott says not even hiding his distain.

*OH HOLY SHIT ITS ONE OF THEM UHH.. CREEPY ASS SHADOWS- INCHES FROM YOUR FACE-

*..okay maybe not AS shadowy BUT IT CERTAINLY ISNT SOMETHING ALIVE or SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

*...kinda looks familiar, though...

*...no..

*...nnnoooo... it can't be.... fffuuuckkk...

-🍁

Scott flinches a bit but doesn't pull out his gun.

He tries to practice some strategies to help calm him down like breathing.

"Sorry kid I'm... I'm just seeing things that's all.."

*...

*There is. A very long.

*Drawn out gasp.

*DIRECTLY behind you.

-🍁

Scott picks up and sets Collar down before turning around ready to draw his gun.

..mek mrrrrr eep?

(..Why are they angry?)

-🪷

"Mad has two definitions Collar one for a angered state of mind like just feeling angry and one for a crazed state of mind. Now the word madmen using the second definition suggests someone crazy or mentally unsound.'

Heeyyy! Im not a man!!! Or mad!!!! Im so responsible you Can Trust Meeee With Your Child . Grabby hands 🥺🥺🥺

"That is weird. Get out before I shoot you... First and final warning"

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