kentucky fried dickens

hey siri, play "another one bites the dust" by queen. zayn. @synthcerity

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

i was having a baller day until the memories resurfaced

[cursedmangos]

catching a migraine in the afterlife ain’t easy work but someone had to do it

[cursedmangos]

u up?

[cursedmangos]

so you’re telling me i fully missed out on having any sexy character development that comes along with a near death experience

[cursedmangos]

zoe kravitz ain’t even de*d so how am i supposed to hang with my soulmate

[cursedmangos]

who’s up for a group date where we all flirt and exchange sweets and bond over mutual interests for a couple hours and then don’t wait 3 days to text back

[strange-aeons]

yeah I shrimp for women

S Shrimp

H sHrimp

R shRimp

I shrImp

m shriMp

P shrimP

[cursedmangos]

should’ve gone on a dating show when i had the chance

[noshadeintheshadowofthecross]

i’m a mepath it’s like an empath except i only feel my own emotions

[cursedmangos]

@zeromind​ this is what i meant

[cursedmangos]

secondary poll of the day: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve asked janet for? today mine was one of those handheld magnetic wheel spinny toys from my childhood

[cursedmangos]

who would sign a petition to have @pinklennonade start her own comedy club? it’s for science

[cursedmangos]

heyo i’m zayn and i’ve dedicated the last week to trying to sort out whether this place is flat or not (and finishing up the last touches on the interactive wet sock exhibit at the museum of human misery). the rest of my existence or lack thereof is wasted over at dumb lovers so if you wanna humour an afterlife crisis or just throw your best flat good placer conspiracies round, you can find me @synthcerity

[cursedmangos]

coming in hot from a 72 hour nap but hope you lot are settling in nicely