~shorty~

Amy * 20 * NZ Living in Amsterdam

[onlytwitterpics]

[cutiezone]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[lezzginka]

me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy

[marinewizard-deactivated2017061]

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[labias]

me whenever i see a pretty girl: wow when will i ever? she really did that

[cutiezone]

eleven oceans

george clooney: we're gonna steal 11 oceans

matt damon: but theres only 5 oceans

the cloones: 6 of them are on mars, you idiot, you fucking moron

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

this is what i say when anything happens ever

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

full offense but being considered stylish when you’re skinny is pretty easy

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

[bpdsoundsfakebutok]

Me: *opens my mouth to speak* Me@me: are you serious? Shut up like just shut up right now omg

[wunkolo]

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[whamrap]

@cutiezone !!!

[odellbeckhamjr-13]

Drake’s beef - SNL

[yesbitemeharder]

I’m done

[keikaku-doori]

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