i'm a giggly bitch by nature

bailey poynter. pls be gentle. @p.rincesscelestia [this is an rp blog pls go away]

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throwback to when my boy was just a bitty thing 😢  it’s so hard to believe that his sister will be this big eventually! 

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honestly all i’ve been thinking about today is the fact that in 9-10 months beyoncé will be pushing not one but TWO humans through her vagina and my entire pelvic area hurts just thinking about it 

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there’s all types of beauty. just because yours is different than someone else’s doesn’t make it any less beautiful

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@paralamar my number 1 

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dont be fooled by this photo, i’m still very pregnant. it was just too nice not to have a little shoot in the backyard 🌾

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@pintordeluzpunk absolutely not

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/You’ll/ teach them how to curse. I’ll just teach them that Português is better. ;)

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neither of you are coming anywhere near my kids 

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fairy lights and floof ✨

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Olá! Meu nome é Mattheus. I’m 24. That awesome lady standing next to me is my mamãe. She’s the real MVP. I’m from Fortaleza, Brazil. I moved to Cali and got my dual citizenship ten years ago tomorrow. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I design the lighting for McFly and run them on tour. I still live in San Diego, though. O lugar dourado is the only place for me. I’m a menace to society and a true lame millennial. Oops. My aim is fakepastelgothx if you wanna come wrestle a grizzly bear or something. 😈

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i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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today i  started teaching henley to say “please” and “thank you” because i’ll be damned if my son doesn’t respect people

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ATTENTION: I need attention

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@grumpygills i dont know if i’m happier he was groovin to panic or the fact that he was dancing in the first place 

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when ur leg bounce and u cant make it stop bouncin. it a free leg now, bouncin at the speed of light. it gone

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@paralamar i know i’m so proud to be raising a son with a good taste in music 

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i was listening to panic! and henley started dancing around to golden days so i think i have a potential emo on my hands