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whOmst?
????? How-
How can you talk??? Bugs don’t talk!
Because I’m technically not a bug. I’m an irken.
???? A WHAT???
*picks big praying mantis up*
Is that a new species or something?
[is pick up]
Wh- maybe to you- but I’ve been around for quite awhile. You’re grub-aged to me.
GIR looks at this wierd praying mantis thingy fascinated.
“Tell me more while I take you home!” He proclaims rather loudly and excitedly, as he carries the creature in his arms.
“What do you mean take me home????? I don’t think my husband would like the sound of that.”
GIR is completely ignoring the mention of a husband coming from this creature because all his brain can think about at the moment is NEW PET NEW PET MUST LEARN MORE!!!
So he keeps walking, heading for some strange house up ahead.
[c o n f u s e d c l i c k i n g]
Successfully inside the strange home, GIR sets the creature down, examines it for a few seconds before rambling a bunch of questions.
“What are you? What’s an Irken? Do you have a name? Can I name you cuddles?!”
“My name is Zim. Nightmare Zim.” He clicked, preening himself nervously, his antennae flicking every which way.
GIR blinks “that’s wierd” he says
“Zim is my brother’s name” he tells the creature “what an wierd coincidence”
“Ah, I see what’s happening now. You’re new to our universe aren’t you?”
He tilts his head in confusion “our universe?”
“Ah, uhm, well I’m not the best at explaining these things but I’ll give it a shot. Basically, an asshole with a collider tore the universe up and now a bunch of them are colliding and combining daily. You probably got here through one of the rifts. So when I say my name is Zim, I mean that I am one of many different Zims around this world.”
“Huh, actually, I think I explained that pretty ok.” He seems proud of himself.
Wow GIR didn’t get any of that
“.....oh..” he says pretending that he understands. Rifts - he knew what those were- yes. Sure.