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Silly Game Time: Who are some immortal characters you really like, and why? They could be truly immortal, meaning they've always existed and always will. Or functionally immortal, meaning they won't die of old age, disease, or hunger, but can still be slain somehow. They could be basically human (physically and/or mentally) apart from their immortality. Or they could be entirely inhuman in their form and nature. Or it could be ambiguous.

They can be from any genre of any media (movies, shows, books, comics, games, etc.) (OCs count, too, if you like). All that matters is that they are defined as being "immortal", and you like them!

Caine, the AI, and the Immortal Snail

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Did you know the dumb blond stereotype is true, but only for unnatural blonds? When they bleach their hair and inhale the fumes it messes with their brain. Over time it wears off but whenever they bleach their hair again it resets

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Dog with trauma (doesn’t like sudden movement)

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Human with anxiety (causing motor tics)

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A bit so relaxing movie night

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Silly Game Time: Who are the last three characters you posted/reblogged about?

And now, with them in mind, it's time to play ... BAKE, RAKE, OR LAKE! Meaning which of them would you cook a plate of cookies for (bake), which of them would you work with for 3 months doing yardwork (rake), and which of them would you shove in a body of water (lake)?

(For me, it'd be ... The Austism Creature, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Count Dooku. And it'd be Bake, Rake, Lake in that order.)

Between Lizzy, Joel and Steve Rogers?

Lizzie gets cookies

Steve has super serum so he’d be strong and good at yard work.

Aaaannnnd that leaves Joel and the lake. Sorry buddy.

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IM HERE TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES, AND IM ALL OUR OF PAPER

oh you have some extra paper? Thanks man

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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. But if you go over there, well, there be ___."

Here there be dragons! But if you go over there, well, there be wyverns! And if you go over there, there be drakes! They do not like if you mix them up

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! Why is this month named June?

When I got the notification for this I read half and thought it was going to be “why is this month called pride month?” So I’ll answer it both ways.

June: they wanted to name it after a god, but then realized it would be a terrible idea as the other gods would likely smite them for not naming a month after them, so they just read a nearby sign and went with the first word written on it

Pride: because all the other months are disappointments.

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Got one of those letters you write to yourself freshman year and

Two of them are dead, how do you think they’re doing? It hurts to call one of them by their name so we swapped to their nickname.

We got a new dog, he’s our best friend. We had a fish, but gave him to our sister to take care of. Our fixation of fish has transferred to her we were out for a bit and she took care of them.

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Just finished the Amazing Digital Circus Finale in theaters. I really liked it and won’t spoil, however there was a group of middle schoolers and younger near me and they WOULDNT STOP TALKING :/

Anything would happen and they’d whisper yell shit like “YAOI” (it wasn’t Yaoi)

So annoying. Plus there was a baby in that same group and they didn’t stop crying near the end. If they were going to be that distracting, couldn’t they have waited to watch it at home???

Idk they can watch the movie too but it just annoys me so much they kept distracting me

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A retired samurai warrior in his late 50s, dressed for a casual day of haiku writing. He's armed with only two average-sized deer antlers. VS Genghis Khan after a few years as Emperor, dressed in comfortable, informal robes. He's armed only with a quiver of arrows, but no bow.

You've got $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!

Retired samurai because I bet he can do some crazy things with those deer antlers

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Some Lizzy and Joel fanart for Soulmake

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You know how most brands put really small portion sizes to make their product seem healthier? Well DumbDumbs doesn’t. Their portion size is 2, and while I think that’s a nice change, who eats two lollipops??? You either have one, or a shit tone

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As a picky eater, here’s my ranking of what fixation foods I’ve had that I think my mom hated the most

1) angel hair pasta, because whenever she asked me to make pasta it was going to be angel hair and she hates angel hair so she’d either have to suck it up or make her own pasta

2) egg salad sandwiches. Idk how this ended up being a safe food but it did. Think she didn’t like it because egg prices and I’d go through two loaves of white bread in a week

3) fruit because if I eat tons she doesn’t get any.

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This is ignoring my general food habits:

No palm oil (do you know how hard it is to find palm oil free not Nutella??? We go with Bon Anne’s, the Hazelnut one. The peanut butter one tastes wrong)

Get unshredded cheese

No gum (never decomposes)

Only eating Prego Sauce (it’s not my fault the rest suck. And most restaurants somehow have the same slightly spicy sauce and it’s gross)

Being such a picky eater that if I get food I don’t like I won’t eat it (it makes me feel nauseous and loose my appetite)

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As a picky eater, here’s my ranking of what fixation foods I’ve had that I think my mom hated the most

1) angel hair pasta, because whenever she asked me to make pasta it was going to be angel hair and she hates angel hair so she’d either have to suck it up or make her own pasta

2) egg salad sandwiches. Idk how this ended up being a safe food but it did. Think she didn’t like it because egg prices and I’d go through two loaves of white bread in a week

3) fruit because if I eat tons she doesn’t get any.

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Silly Game Time: When you see the words OLD MAN, who are the first and second people/characters that come to mind? (if you can't remember their names or prefer not to say, you can simply give a description of who they are)

The creepy guy from Family Guy, and Rick Smith. Captain America was also up there, but while he’s old and a man he’s not really an old man

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I had a dream there was a new life series. Reality disappoints me.

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I have a dollar to my name, but at least I now have a PlayStation 3 that may or may not work. It was only 10$ so I think I’m free to take that risk