Okay what if Imodna reveal happens because they're all settling down to camp one night and Ashton is passing around his "see your proudest/most heroic moment" pipe and Imogen is like "sure I'll try it" assuming it'll be some sick battle move so everyone can remember she's actually a badass sometimes and stop bringing up The Stairs™ and instead a cloud of smoke shows the entire party two freaks making out by a bread market
hope you dont mind but this idea was too good to pass up
Imogen thought it was a little stupid, smoking in the castle like they are. But Ashton is a stubborn ass on their best days, and Imogen can’t deny wanting to get on Lord Percival’s nerves. Still, she’s wary when the pipe is handed to her first, had been expecting Fearne or Chetney to reach for it for a smoke.
“This is just tobacco, right? None of that weird, All Minds Burn stuff?” Imogen eyes the bowl of the pipe warily, the loose packed herb not dissimilar to the drug.
“Nah, Letters baked all that into their brownies, that’s all tobacco. Unless you want something stronger.” Ashton is reaching into their pack, and as curious as Imogen is, she doesn’t want to test her tolerance for something new.
“This is fine, don’t worry.” Imogen says it with a wave of her hand, letting a flicker of lightning lick up her palm before bringing it down to light the pipe.
It tastes foul, the smoke think and cloying as she inhales it. Imogen manages to keep her cough in, exhaling in a thick plume that makes her concerned for Ashton’s lungs. Imogen watches as a familiar scene starts to dance across the smoke, her home in Gelvaan just as she had left it. It plays like her memory, disjointed and chaotic. She sees Laudna running ahead of her, eyes wide in fear as shouts chase after them. Then Imogen watches the memory shift, watches as a shaking hand lifts behind her to send a bolt of lightning from her palm, streaking through three men who fall to the ground in hard lumps. The memory shifts soon after, the smoke whirling again.
This memory is softer, bathed in the dying golden light of the sunset, and Imogen instantly recognizes it. The first thing to come into clarity is Laudna, dirt-stained and face pinched as Imogen hears her own voice echoing.
“It is weird, Laudna. I can’t hear your thoughts.” Imogen feels ice lance through her scars, and she catches Laudna’s eyes with no small amount of worry. The other woman, for her part, seems less concerned, with little tears pricking at the sides of her eyes as the memory continues.
“Because your, your circlet? Thats, great. That’s-” Imogen catches Fearne and Ashton whispering, swears she can hear the clinking of coins in purses.
“It’s great but it’s also, um, strange.” Chetney sniffs at something, and Orym coughs as he turns away, seemingly to talk with Letters.
“You don’t have to listen in, to get my thoughts. I’ll always share them willingly, you can just ask.” Imogen looks to Laudna again, tilting her head towards the smoke memory. Laudna shrugs, a faint tear trail down one of her cheeks as she grins wide.
“Can I kiss you? I can’t tell, if it’s alright or not, anymore.”
The room explodes in shouts, Ashton crowing “I fucking knew it! I fucking knew it, fuck yes!” while Fearne grumbles as she hands over- five platinum? Orym is laughing, his whole body jostled as Chetney nudges his side, a loudly whispered “Told’ya so!” that everyone laughs at. Imogen can sense more than she sees Laudna slinking up beside her, as the smoke dissipates, and she leans into her side for a moment.
“Well, cats out of the bag, ain’t it.” Imogen mumbles it, embarrassed but glowing with joy at her friends all laughing and joking.
“Yes, seems so. I would have warned you about that little pipe, but I didn’t know that you felt that way, about us.” Laudna’s blushing, a furiously dark color that paints her neck and cheeks a faint, muted purple. Imogen turns to face her properly, smiling so wide it almost hurts, before she wraps her arms loose around Laudna’s neck.
“Laudna, knowin’ you is my proudest moment. Nothin’ is gonna change that.” The kiss is chaste, made even sweeter by their friends laughter and cajoling around them.
Okay what if Imodna reveal happens because they're all settling down to camp one night and Ashton is passing around his "see your proudest/most heroic moment" pipe and Imogen is like "sure I'll try it" assuming it'll be some sick battle move so everyone can remember she's actually a badass sometimes and stop bringing up The Stairs™ and instead a cloud of smoke shows the entire party two freaks making out by a bread market
Thinking about Imogen walking in on Laudna trapped under a dumbbell (like a 10lb dumbbell) and running up to help being like "oh no baby what happened" and Laudna just saying "you kept talking about that librarian's abs so I wanted to get ripped for you. Just absolutely shredded. But it broke my glass noodle arms immediately and now I've been stuck here for 20 minutes and I'm so sorry and-" commence "you're perfect you're so hot I love you" kisses from Imogen. So just. Thinking about that.
i mostly made this cause of 10/12's critical role episode and the reactions to a spell cast in that episode but i'm just generally curios how many people won't vote for the objectivly best 5e spell, true strike. (this is joke. i make joke on internet.)
also there is no other option cause i went through all of the spells in the game and made a list of 32 that i thought were sexiest eneugh to be on here, but i had to narrow it down to 12, so. the option you would have put in other is something i thought of but LISTEN I HAD TO CUT SOMETHING I'M OKAY I'M SORRY
also also pls assume that these are spells being cast by an ally. if they were being cast by a bad guy, it would be a different list. like, your friend casts death ward on you or casts destructive wave on a bad guy. which of these all are sexiest to witness in your favor
Okay this is prompted by nothing based on nothing but here's how I think each member of Bells Hells would take to building a LEGO set:
Chetney: Chetney is not participating. He's standing in the corner sulking and reminiscing on "the good old days" in the 1930s when LEGO sold wooden model toys and "why would they CORRUPT their craft and switch to PLASTIC??"
Laudna: Laudna is sorting all the pieces (NOT by color because she's not STUPID and she knows that a part-and-size method would be much more efficient) but then she gets distracted and starts building her own little creatures out of the parts that haven't been used yet
FCG: FCG is completing the set at championship-speed-builder pace (yes this is a real thing that people do with LEGO). They are so so good at it and they are having the best time.
Ashton: You would THINK Ashton is brute forcing pieces together but he's actually SO in the zone right now. Like he's shouting stuff like "goddamnit I can only find 3 of these blue fuckers and I need 4!" but they are really determined.
Orym: Orym is being incredibly methodical about it. He's opening one bag at a time, he's carefully posing all the minifigs as he goes, when he gets to a "build this x2 step" he does the whole process twice in a row vs two things at the same time.
Imogen: Imogen IS brute forcing pieces together. She was into it at the beginning and she was really getting into the swing of it and then she hit one of those tricky "put these parts together" steps and she CANNOT figure out 'why the FUCK they aren't attachin' right' and Laudna is considering telling her it's because she put the hinges on backwards but it's honestly very cute when she gets flustered and determined so maybe she'll keep that to herself for another few minutes
Fearne: Fearne has thrown away the instructions and is insisting she can "just figure it out from the picture on the box"
Okay anyways delusional headcanon o'clock- ever since they visited Gelvaan and Laudna saw Imogen with Flora she's been secretly trying 100 different craft methods to make her a little horse doll but she doesn't think any of them are good enough for Imogen so she just trashes them and tries something new. Bone horse. Yarn horse. Twig horse. The bottom of the hole is littered with half finished horses.
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