⚓Cynical Larrie⚓

Long-time Larrie who is a bit cynical from Larry's shenanigans. | 25. | We're going down in LGBTQ+ history! 🌈

[cynicallarrie]

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[cynicallarrie]

Ngl even putting my shipper card down for a sec, Harry’s move shocked me fr. harries can scream ‘he had no idea’ or ‘he doesn’t have to plan his release around Louis’ all they want but there’s no way someone on his pr team didn’t go like “hey mate, your former bandmate is dropping the same day and this is gonna look nasty to a lot of people and we have to protect that sweet guy image you know?” so I really want to know what possessed him to do thaaat.

Revenge for talking shit.

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the new Harry song is not good! I usually like most of his music but this sucks. Flop era incoming.

also his vocals decline each album… I put Harry’s house off due to maybe strained from tour but he’s just talking now.

album name, cover, how he looks, the residency style touring… he should go back to the drawing board.

I even hate the rollout thus far, same shit aesthetic and same cryptic messages - girl just drop the music and go.

I hate the cryptic, conspiracy-oriented trend that's been going on for the last five or so years. Oh, Taylor's chokehold on the industry...

[cynicallarrie]

please look up Harry’s track list 😭😭😭😭

he really named a track ‘Season 2 Weightloss’

it’s official, he’s become a parody of himself!

What does that even mean?

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idk about you all but I don’t want to see anyone clean their teeth in a music video. gross. don’t care how famous they are

also the pretension level…for what is essentially a less interesting clever fun Ok Go style video crossed with something generic emo by 30 Seconds To Mars. watching aperture i was like oh is The Kill in the room with us rn, are ninjas gonna walk in this hotel 🙄 smh

should have put more work into the music instead of short films and stunts and wearing a dress

No one will remember this song in a week.

[cynicallarrie]

And that's exactly why your music doesn't do well, Louis. You think you "deserve" praise for it. You think you're owed things in life.

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The way Louis holds himself is ridiculous and off-putting. Total red flag. It reminds me of those pathetic guys with no self-confidence trying to act like they're worth something. Guys like that are dangerous. Louis is surely not one of them, and it's all posturing. Unless he was acting all his life until early 2021. In any case, what he shows of himself is not appealing. And I don't believe he succeeds in appealing to those who are attracted to insecure little thugs.

Just your typical insecure and violent short man.

[cynicallarrie]

you give me leo skeppi vibes

Who? 😭

[cynicallarrie]

For as much as people dunked on Sea for her theory that Harry was sabotaging Louis, her crazy ass may have been on to something 😂😂😂:

https://www.tumblr.com/dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram/804899098804240384/theres-a-person-in-the-fandom-who-works-in

The real tell will be if Harry releases a single the week of the 23rd. We shall see 🤔

They're fighting idk

[cynicallarrie]

queen come back a messy harry is behind you

He thinks he's Charli xcx.

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https://www.tumblr.com/hldailyupdate/802300424350728192/louis-at-the-jingle-bell-ball-2025-red-carpet-7?source=share

Look at the awful haughty expression on his face. He thinks he's so much better than everyone else there 🤢

Wonder if he regrets wearing those jeans.

[cynicallarrie]

Okay so I do like Louis (his music at least) but the one thing I can’t stand is the way he poses in photos. Legs wide apart, the stupid hand gesture and the head tilt. Like has anyone told him not to do this, or are they telling him it looks good????

He has to try really hard to look big and masculine, but he just winds up looking like a little boy.

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https://x.com/outofhisystem/status/1992434019884281942?t=Lblk6VHHnHez9MS-_Mo30w&s=19

The verse at the end of the clip when he sings on his own 😬 isn't he embarrassed to put on such a terrible performance in front of all the F1 dude bros

His body language always reads like he demands all this respect from the world, and yet he just ends up making a constant fool of himself.

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LTHQ had a streaming party for Palaces and only 900 Louies showed up. His career is dunnzo

His fault for alienating his fanbase in favor of (unsuccessfully) targeting the GP.

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harries basically admit that they don’t like the facial hair/mustache on him. 🤣

Well, they've been saying that.

[cynicallarrie]

apparently Louis fans just keep talking about how he smells like cigarettes and he’s 5’7 at the listening party, cause they hated the new songs. I can barely find posts about the songs lol damn

The rest of the songs will just sound like more AI-generated slop.

[cynicallarrie]

Harry shaved and looks much younger!

A little. Face still looks too wide and yet skinny. He's never getting his looks back.