CyrusTehHooman

Male with He/Him They/Them pronouns. Not super good at Tumblr so bear with me while I figure out how to make it work. I'm a D&D nerd and my partner is @paperboardcastle

[cyrustehhooman]

My brain: Remember when you said you were going to go to sleep before 4? Me: Yeah, what about it? My brain: It's 5:30 Me: Well good thing there's a PM My brain: But your clock is set to military time.... Me: Not on my laptop it's not

[paperboardcastle]

came out to my partner and friends as ace and i am being bombarded with so much love and validation rn so good luck to all you other aces out there I hope you get all the goodness and acceptance you deserve as well i love y’all

[cyrustehhooman]

You’re completely valid love and I’m glad you came out to me <3 ^-^

[paperboardcastle]

So a big group of us is going on this mini vacation right?

There are two rooms, four beds, and seven people. The four guys take one room, the three ladies take the other. The ladies, being reasonable humans, decide sleeping arrangements based on who and who doesn’t kick in their sleep. The guys, being dramatic, are deciding which two of them get beds and then which of the remaining two will sleep in the closet, while the other sleeps on the floor.

Over lunch, as the ladies are telling the guys how stupid that is, the professor on the trip with us is staying quiet, slowly eating his salad with a slightly amused look.

“What?” One of the guys demands when the professor is obviously smirking.

The professor chews his salad. He twirls his fork. “I don’t know about you, but I think there’s something ironic about sleeping in a closet to avoid sharing a bed with another man.”

Ladies and gentlemen and vaguely humanoid shapes of this universe: I present to you the best one-liner I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[cyrustehhooman]

I find this at 6 in the morning because brain says no sleep is needed and decides that the only thing is that it ended up being the bath tub because the closet wasn’t enough space xD