this is fucking hipster as shit

i was going to actually put something useful here or whatever, but then i thought to myself, who the fuck actually reads this shit? like, honestly, does anyone even CARE what people write in their blog descriptions? do people sit there and go, ' wow, i wonder what this trash blogger does for a living, ' and instead of going to a page clearly labeled as the about page, do they just sit on their blog page and stare at the description, sucking out whatever info they can from it. fucking incredible. no, kyle. you're gay. you are SO fucking gay, that it makes everything AROUND you gay right along with you, ok? g a y. if i'm gay, it's because you sit across from me at the lunch table every day, like. i'm not even sure why we do that, actually, wtf?? p.s. fuck you marsh, no one MADE you make the blog, get over it.

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weeds are no good

what the fuck

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"i’m not a nerd," i say to myself as i do the math to calculate the accurate stardate for that post.

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captain’s log, stardate 92590.74: craig is fucking adorable and it makes me angr y.

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rtsionlim:

I tried, I really did.  I didn’t know which, and I should have known going with the Polaris would have been the more probable.  Alas, I fell short— it’s late/early. That’s my excuse.

I like it, though.  It’s clever and fitting. Cynosure is French in origin, right?

i literally painted the entirety of my bedroom black, and then had token come over with glow in the dark paints and we used so many references to accurately map out the stars on my walls and my ceiling. if there is any way you can relate something to space--that is what it is.

yeah. 

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rtsionlim:

I had been trying to figure it out since, like, fifteen minutes ago, and I thought it looked familiar.

Center of attention, huh?

... you ruined my excitement.

Ursa Minor or Polaris, the North Star, used as a guide by navigators.

That which serves to guide or direct; a guiding star.

it's the north star.  which was a significant star on the first christmas ...

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rtsionlim:

Craig, is your URL supposed to be akin to, like, cynosure? Or is it something else.

... som eon e gets it

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kevin is galaxia in my phone. bc i like flowers and it looks like a star and. galaxy.  galaxie.  galaxia.

ye ah.

[avianawareness]

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transwarpthe0rist replied to your post: transwarpthe0rist asked:baby star...

toddler star.

fuck.

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baby star.

infant star ......

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derelictsoldier replied to your post: derelictsoldier replied to your post: ...

i uh. is it a rock and can i buy it somewhere, that was what i wanna know

mercury is like a liquid. it's cool, but super expensive.

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derelictsoldier replied to your post: please buy me some mercury thank you

whats mercury made of

the planet??? iron.

i meant quicksilver.

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please buy me some mercury thank you

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rtsionlim:

angryaddict:

i think you’re a little over average.

#i’m 6’6

Wh at.

michael's almost 7 feet tall fuck that.

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