Diary of a Strider kid.

harder better faster strider //M!A Status: N/A//

[d-spritestrider]

i have tattoo stuck in my eyebrow fuck

[d-spritestrider]

i cant move my face all i feel is regret

[d-spritestrider]

i found temporary tattoos stashed under the futon brb covering my face in these

[sela-petrae-blog]

i bought this cool new shirt the other day.

[docxie]

Ahahahah I get it

[d-spritestrider]

punches through wall

[turntechgnostalgia-deactivated2]

d-spritestrider

heyyo!!

mnnames roxy lalonde, who goes there!

[d-spritestrider]

yo, the names davis- the one and only

well, knowing striders around here theres probably a fuck tonne of other davis' just sorta waiting in hibernation for someone to go around with a god damn strider detector 

you think im exaggerating but seriously itd be like the winter soldier trying to get through airport security with a suitcase full of metal knives

anyway hows it with you roxy

[immaplatypus]

somebody who’s never seen gravity falls please explain this image

[raspbeary-blog1-deactivated2019]

hansel and grettel feat. danny devito in a rat bucket

[d-spritestrider]

i won a ticket to a sonic convention

[overwhelm3d-deactivated20200430]

[prozdvoices]

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I saw this prose on my dash and thought it was incredible.  The author’s whole Tumblr has tons of great work like this, so go check them out.

Original post by relative-pronoun

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

[d-spritestrider]

cool baby ghost is making the rounds again, at the coolest, babyiest time of the year !

[d-spritestrider]

whoah

shit look at this im alive 

[careful-with-that-ass-eugene]

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

[congalineofdurin]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[c-bloodmilk]

SNROM

[cancerouslycontagious]

#ive never watched a single episode of naruto shit

SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE ME.

[d-spritestrider]

maybe ill watch the german dub you never know

even the german opening itself seems amazing

[bluechameleonphotography]

::X&Y::

Chinatown/September 2014

[cancerouslycontagious]

SASUKE MORE LIKE SASSUKE AM I RIGHT.

[d-spritestrider]

kisame more like kisamew

[cancerouslycontagious]

MADARA MORE LIKE MADBARA.

[d-spritestrider]

Uchiha more like uchihahaha fuckin nerd

[cancerouslycontagious]

SASUKE MORE LIKE SASSUKE AM I RIGHT.

[d-spritestrider]

kisame more like kisamew