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prentiss-glock

#the woke mob got to me im turning bisexual #criminal minds

criminalmindsverse

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 — "Open Season"

#oh i love women #criminal minds

lesbianboyfriend

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

#thank god im unemployed rn #i do miss the money tho

beforesnowfalls

Premiere - Callum discreetly grabbing Austins arm and Gary in the middle trying to get their attention but being ignored 😭😭

#its missing them hours #just kiss guys its alright #mota

hotvampireadjacent

LMFAO

#enemies to lovers

ryebreadgf

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

curioscurio

#yes.

churrotowns

the definition of aura

#forget the opening ceremony THIS is the real homosexual propaganda #pray for lesbians #olympics

anomura

your boy best friend looks at you like this while you're being emotionally vulnerable wyd

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#imagine being an insanely repressed man and then you boy best friend looks at you like this #i would have cried #callum your so pretty #mota #clegan

oliviaalexandraamores

“La soirée” by Vittorio Reggianini (1858-1938).

#GIRLS #PRETTY GIRLS #art

onelungmcclung

- Should I sing? - No.

#mota #clegan

morganbritton132

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

doppelbangin

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast