My Mom Said No

Laura's the name, social awkwardness is the game. I'm a classics major. Coffee is my one true love. I'm considered an amateur archaeologist. I'm a delight

[romansuggestions]

is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?

[hellenicpoliticiansuggestions]

is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?

[themoistplinth]

things heating up in the classical civilisation fandom

[mcavoy]

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[ffractaa]

This made me v happy

[guy-who-exists]

[teamrocketing]

me trying to form a coherent sentence after crying

[grantairefanclub-remade]

[bayoubastard-deactivated2022121]

whats better than this

[sharingneedles]

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

thank you anderson cooper 🇭🇹

[lceburgs]

im actually laughing so hard at this

[leonardo-dicaprisun]

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

[grad-school-fool]

Yeah uhhhh quick question how are they not dead

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

white people are so fucking scary

[tryclops]

fergie’s big girls don’t cry playing in the bg really cements this as an experience

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[fivehead]

[tharealsydshady]

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[dearheartwitcher]

[fiestyhysteria]

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

[gorillamunchies]

he looks like his laugh is like hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[suspend]

nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin

[mjalti]

Hillary Duff: let the rain fall down .. and wake my dreams … let it wash Away … my sanity

Me, 9 years old:

[sweet-bitsy]

Tell me what I need to know

[hotelmario]

dang im already halfway finished with my metal foundry….

[ryanreynoldssource]