Swaddled by Cap

Chris Evans. Actor. Husband to be to a redheaded Widow. Dad of Jackie & 1 tbd. -rp-

[littlemorrison]

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“So, that’s a yes on me getting this gift from heaven? Oh–! How about a maple bacon sundae?”

Of course it’s a yes, like I ever actually say ‘no’ to you? Hmm... maple bacon sundae... actually I could pull that off. You just have to tell me what sort of ice cream you want.

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“Bacon, you say? Like— Maple bacon? I think I just found out what the baby wants.”

Without a doubt, it’s about what you and the baby wants. Yeah, maple bacon! It’s like a gift from heaven.

[unclesteeb-deactivated20180323]

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“Thank you… What kind of doughnuts are we talking here?”

I don’t know, mommy... your tastes vary by the minute sometimes... so I got a variety, like four of three different kinds. Including bacon. 

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“Mommy might want some sugar. Figuratively but mostly literally.”

All right, mommy, I’ll give you some sugar. And there are doughnuts in there I brought home as well...

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“Hormones?”

That baby again. All right, mommy, I guess it’s about whatever you want.

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“Like that butt of yours I have no qualms about spanking, yes.”

Whatever has brought on this much more aggressive way of being???

[theactualalexander]

I think I’m more nervous about the labor part of being pregnancy more than anything else. I don’t know how I’ll deal with that amount of pain. I’ll have Lin with me but I’m scared. The morning sickness can go away too though. I’m Phillipa.

[daddy-cap-evans]

You know, I can't give you advice on the whole pain part. I do recall Scar almost breaking my hand in delivery, though. So I'm thinking your guy will definitely understand. And there's always the Epidural! I'm Chris, it's wonderful to meet a Schuyler sister!

[daddy-cap-evans]

theaussiechris:

What’s so wrong with a bigger butt Evans? I never stopped in the gym, can’t lose all this hard work for one cheat meal.

I don’t know, man, Scar gives me too much shit about my ass already. Don’t need to let it get any wider to give her more ammo.

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“And I know yours. Plus, I have the upper hand.”

Usually you have me in hand.

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“You should be more careful, Evans. You of all people should know not to underestimate me.”

Luckily I know your weakness, Future Mrs. Evans...

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“You know I have refined skills in that department and I’m not afraid to use them. Spankings would have to come next since you’ve already had your warning. Either that or a time out.”

You do have those abilities, far too many in my opinion. But this amuses me because usually I deliver the spankings, so we’ll see how far you’ll take this before my lap gets warmed up by you laying across it.

[urdone-urdone]

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“It could be as wide as a truck and I’d still love it. I was talking more in terms of be careful about insulting that of which I love so dearly. Or I may have to give some sort of punishment.”

Punishment? Oh my dear. Someone is definitely feeling a bit more... frisky than usual. Let’s talk about that, what did you have in mind?

[buckybarsn]

I don’t know any form of art or entertainment that can affect people the way movies can. I know it sounds ridiculous, but they can change your world. They can change your views.

[daddy-cap-evans]

scarjomama:

“You better watch yourself because I happen to like that butt of yours.”

Oh, since the appeal of my butt is the priority here, I’ll keep that in mind. So I guess I can’t be one of those ‘fat and happy married people’ one day? I suppose I still have to wait until you put a ring on it to let go.