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Ever Since I Tried Your Way (26k) E

@lesbianiconharrystyles / flowercrownfemme

written for @bhficfest

Harry had been kissed before, but never like this.

He’d shared sweet, curious kisses behind bleachers and in soda shop booths, one or two more daring ones in cars parked on dark suburban streets, but the girls he’d kissed had never filled him with the desperation that erupted from Louis’ touch. He parted his lips and pulled him closer, as though he could breathe Louis straight into his lungs, as if he could swallow him. He wanted to consume Louis the way he consumed the body and blood of Christ. He wanted to place Louis on his tongue and feel him dissolve into a frothy mess of starch and saliva. He wanted to gulp him down until his teeth were stained purple and he was drunk on him. He wanted him in some violent holy way that made his hands shake where they were twisted in Louis’ shirt.

In 1949 Harry left his bride at the altar, running away from the only life he’d known. When a kindhearted farmer offers him a ride in his truck and a place to sleep the two find themselves inexplicably drawn together. Isolated on Louis’ farm with nobody but a field of dairy cows to intrude, the men are finally able to explore the parts of themselves they’ve spent their lives hiding away.

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Why are London Harry and LA Harry two different people?

sashayed

#TWINS #THERE ARE TWO OF THEM #like those videos of Eleanor secretly being 3 people ( @1didntsignupforthis )

I’m glad all you SHEEPLE are finally seeing the light about alleged “human being” Harry Styles. If you examine “Harry”’s birth certificate, you will find that “he” is, in fact, SIX PEOPLE. MANAGEMENT has been foisting them on us for years. Open your eyes. Learn with your brain. The six “HARRYS” are very easy to distinguish once you know what to look for.

HAROLD

The original “Harry Styles.” A harmless idiot. Died in 2012 from eating too many guavas.

JEBWARD

A glamorous pajama magnate who owns AT LEAST three monogrammed juice carafes. Dictates his Tweets to an assistant. Wears his pants too long so no one will suspect he has somewhere between six and eight toes per foot.

BART

A simple farmer. Was once bankrupt from buying too many riding mowers. Has several children that he birthed at home, in a bathtub, and named after famous trees of history.

FORTINBRAS

Shy and reclusive. Easily startled. Lives in the mountains, emerges only to climb in and out of cars (his true passion). Wears makeup and wigs to mask fact that he is only eight years old. MANAGEMENT, FREE THIS CHILD.

GARBO

Found in a jungle. Eats eucalyptus leaves. Preys sexually on older men. Speaks English only when fed lines phonetically.

REPTOID

A Reptoid.

sashayed

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!! In the interim since I EXPOSED this HIGH-LEVEL MGMT CONSPIRACY, several more PERPETRATORS of the CHARADE that is “HARRY STYLES” have come to light. Keep an eye out for the following ACTORS.

O’BAGONAGALL

This 1,000 year old leprechaun was discovered working on a Norwegian whitefish trawler in exchange for a daily allowance of fish skin. You may ask him only ONE question, but as long as you keep a piece of iron in your pocket, he MUST ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

HELMORG

HELMORG is believed to be a professional THESPIAN but his motives are SINISTER. He graduated from the Royal Academy of the Dramatic Arts with a degree in Complaining and appears to be INVISIBLE ON TRADITIONAL FILM, although his image can still be captured DIGITALLY. A skilled and deadly knife fighter. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

LORRAINE

LORRAINE is sixty-two years old and just wants to go to her LADIES YOGA class in PEACE.

DIPPITY

DIPPITY is an innocent LARPer caught up in Modest! Management’s POWERFUL MIND GAMES. He has been told that all the world is an enormous Live Action Role Playing Game, within which he has a “secret mission” to identify himself as “Harry Styles,” an “actor.” In return, he is permitted to pretend to die in the arms of one (1) famous person per day. WE MUST ENLIST TOM HARDY IN THE FIGHT TO FREE DIPPITY.

CORN TOAD