I'll be more dangerous, more beautiful than any other

[about] Onward, Little Hound; there is no stain on your good name, no slight on your courage. Go bravely against the army by yourself. They have no power over your life at this time.

[tainbocuailnge]

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

It has been decided that the next step is to acquire a young and innocent man to fuck on the regular

[hellspawnmotel]

thought bubbles

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

[volt]

doujin

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[build-me-a-home]

[cctinsleybaxter]

Pulling pictures of jeremy irons' castle he will truly never, ever stop saying things

[cctinsleybaxter]

anyway here's the castle

[orthoscheme]

HERO OF LIGHT: Gh..! My.. body.. moving on its.. own! *Slowly shambling towards me* J-Just what do you intend to do to me?!

ME STANDING BEHIND A LARGE RUG THATS BEEN PLACED OVER A HOLE THAT CONTAINS A STEEP DROP THE END OF THAT DROP LEADING TO A NUMEROUS AMOUNT OF TALL SPIKES THE TIPS OF WHICH ARE COATED WITH A DEADLY POISON WHICH THEN WILL ACTIVATE A PRESSURE PLATE SPEWING FORTH ACID, COMPLETELY DISSOLVING THE BODY; NOT TO MENTION THE BOMB: uhm, touch you sexually

[dailyarturia]

ERRYBODY KNOW SHIT FUCKED [SYNTHS]

[frozenyolkai]

hhow are we feeling today robo ky nation. my cheeks hurt from grinning nonstop for the past few hours

audio directly taken from and video made as tribute to iee-kee2's robo ky love you like a love song edit

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[vivlily]

Mantra, for our first snake girl suggestion

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

[tainbocuailnge]

he has been reduced to a shape