I'll be more dangerous, more beautiful than any other

[about] Onward, Little Hound; there is no stain on your good name, no slight on your courage. Go bravely against the army by yourself. They have no power over your life at this time.

[tainbocuailnge]

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[ntrn-auxout]

ひななゐ

[phaeton-flier]

Just insane to me how much of Europe thinks a/c is some wasteful luxury and not a growing safety concern.

[tainbocuailnge]

silly

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

[tainbocuailnge]

Visit Original Link

line i hear when there is a task i should be doing

[tainbocuailnge]

it's perform your task tuesday

[eletenshi]

[eletenshi]

Can I add on with reblogs like this

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[okolnir]

finished this painting of him from back in june :D

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[stateownedslut]

Reactionary sub: I'm literally biologically designed for you to use and abuse me. It's just my body doing what is natural.

Dialectical materialist sub: Historical trends in productive forces have produced a moment within the superstructure wherein I derive sexual satisfaction from roleplaying taboo subject matter.

Liberal sub: nobody knows why I get a funny feeling in my tummy when they call me their kid

[toskarin]

*firmly, strain in my voice* alright but you call her saber because she was the first

[ace-trainer-alice]

With "unawareness" type hypnokink, I think there's a kind of interesting spectrum of eroticism between "hot because it has no clue what's going on and it's constantly confused" and "hot because it's not allowed to reference what's going on and has to pretend to be outside the loop". I tend to see the first one focused on more, in part because I think the 'perfect unawareness' leans closer to the fantasy of it. But I think that more should be said about the 'permission structure' of unawareness. The kind of denial of hermeneutical autonomy, if i had to put a word for it. It doesn't matter what you know if you lack the right to interpret and communicate that interpretation, and that can be a very tangible kind of power. I mean, in the end, I think the two can be functionally indistinguishable, but I like thinking about the minutiae.

[robinade]

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

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➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

[moonlitorchestrator]

no righteousness + no might = a worm

righteousness + no might = a fool

no righteousness + might = a beast

righteousness + might = a hero of justice

[tainbocuailnge]

go my shoddy symmetrical wang edits