I Wouldn’t Change You, I Just Want To Change You

secret side blog for an indulgence of desire - he/him + 26 - I hate that I find this hot but I want to be special enough to someone to change their orientation

[dadtheexception]

didn’t really expect anyone to interact with this blog so now that a few people are here’s a few quick notes

• this is a sideblog

• this blog’s days are numbered, I will delete it out of shame and regret at some point

• I am not into misogyny nor am I into any idea of being a “conservative” man “fixing” anyone. While dykebreaking has some inherent cultural misogyny baked into it, I’m simply not into any raw misogyny play nor any political play. It does nothing for me and actively turns me off most of the time.

• I’m not here to sext

• I am poly and I do have a partner. They do know about the blog’s existence.

[traddykes]

nobody even wants to take advantage of me while im all giggly and tipsy and shove my face into the pillow so my smudged makeup smudges even more </3 nobody wants to do it.

[dadtheexception]

“You know I’m gay right Dad?” as your daughter is jacking off your cock

[dadtheexception]

letting men online control your bluetooth toy doesn’t count btw. you’re still a lesbian it’s not like a sex toy has a gender.

[lezhuntrrrrrrr]

rather embarrassing to get told by your daughter that she could feel your cock throb inside her every time she tried to remind you shes a lesbian in hopes of you getting off of her, but honestly what is more emblematic of parenting than getting humbled a bit from your kid noticing something you couldnt

[dadtheexception]

the craziest part of the orientation play tumblr sphere is learning the urls of everyone who is posting it and finding out how many of your normal nsfw mutuals reblog posts written by orientation play blogs

[dadtheexception]

at any point you are 2 reblogs down the chain from an orientation play blog because they post fucking bangers and no one wants to admit it

[dykeslovedicks]

waking up with the constant need to be filled and held by a man is becoming an issue. the pure need to be cuddlefucked then railed into the mattress, his large hands all over my body, groping my ass and forcing his thick cock inside me while i moan like a slut

i need a man to fuck me hard and whisper how bad of a lesbian i am for taking his cock so well, how tight i am and how my pussy was made for taking big dicks 🤤🤤

[dadtheexception]

the craziest part of the orientation play tumblr sphere is learning the urls of everyone who is posting it and finding out how many of your normal nsfw mutuals reblog posts written by orientation play blogs

[wolfbaker]

"My girlfriend is fine."

Your girlfriend rubs herself while deep-throating a dildo to audio of a man calling her a dirty broken dyke. Sometimes she cums while imagining you right beside her with your throat getting rammed too

[fdykecutie]

I really like to fantasize about a boyfriend of some of my straight friends just sending me pictures of his dick all the time and I try to stay with my "lesbian" thing and say I will tell his girlfriend but I never do because I like receiving his attention, but one night I send him tit pics in return and he send his address, being the dyke that I'm I go to his house and he rapes all my holes

[dumbdegeneratedyke-deactivated2]

new set up for dykes to masturbate !! 🌈💦

this way, no one will see the mess you make while thinking about how good a cock would feel in your tight gold star virgin cunt <3 🏳️‍🌈

[rape-dolls]

the thing is, i'm obviously a lesbian. i've known i was a lesbian since i was a kid -- i've never even kissed a boy.

so i'm obviously a lesbian -- even if i get impatient with my girlfriend's fingers and just want her to fuck me on her strap for hours; even if i need something thick and heavy in my cunt to cum. even if, when i get myself off alone, i drag the head of my biggest dildo up and down the seam of my pussy -- dripping, hole clenching down on nothing -- and wonder what it would be like if it was a real cock. if strong arms were holding me down while i lost my virginity took real dick for the first time.

it's good having guy friends, too -- people to be close with. i'm a lesbian, but it's fun to think about, on those rare occasions, in safe environments: when i leave my drink with my guy friend who's twice my size, or fall asleep drunk on his couch, leaning against him while he talks or games or watches tv. what if he wasn't so good a friend? (of course he is.) what if he did put something in my drink, or pulled my shirt down to jerk off on my tits, or carried me to his bed to rape my soft, untouched dyke pussy?

i'm a lesbian (obviously) (right?) but everyone likes attention, right? when we go out with our friends and men buy me drinks, it's only natural to feel flattered; it'd be rude to correct them, you know. the polite thing to do is dance a little, to press close, feel my tits press hard up against his flat, solid chest, let his big hands feel up my thighs, squeeze my ass a little. and if my panties are soaked by the time i get back to my friends, well, it's just a natural part of skin contact.

it's just natural.

[dignifieddracula]

Devoted lesbian couple to bitchy rivals for cock

[lezhuntrrrrrrr]

we need more representation for lesbian blowjob queens

[rape-dolls]

devastating to not have a close guy friend -- such a good ally, so supportive -- passing me around to all his friends so they can use my tight little dyke pussy rn :( sad!

[dadtheexception]

what’s a Dad have to do around here to own his lesbian daughter and her girlfriend’s holes

[dadtheexception]

“addicted to cock one hole at a time” is such a cute idea. what order do you think your addiction is going to go in?

[dadtheexception]

still can’t stop thinking about it. what are your boundaries like? are you someone who just needs a real cock in your cunt every once in a while because nothing else feels the same, but is still disgusted by the idea of blowjobs? are you someone completely pornbrained that wants drilled in the ass by a guy’s thick cock, that just wants to be treated like a slut from the videos online? are you someone that can’t believe you’re attracted to your guy best friend, that gives him head one tipsy night but aren’t ready to move past anything else and let him actually fuck you? It doesn’t matter in the end. The order isn’t important. Addicted to cock, one hole at a time. Your boundaries will keep being pushed, keep being broken down, until all that’s left is a good little lesbian built to take cock in every hole.