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independent roleplay blog for norman volcanello from the series sorry for my familiar loved by qatherine

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                      COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

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@duvidc @5tiiimewinner @daemonresearcher

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"i’m actually fucking fuming right now but you probably can't tell because trying to read my emotions is like trying to read hieroglyphics.”

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What Pokémon Team Would Norman Have?

instructions: use this trainer card maker to create your muse’s very own pokémon team. repost, do not reblog!

LEFT: dragonair, heracross, sneasle, houndour, grovyle, grumpig

RIGHT: grovyle, dragonite, weavile, houndoom, aggron, mewtwo

Tagged by: stole from the dash

Tagging: whoever wants to

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b4 for patty!

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i dont know if these are still hashtag trendy but i made one and it was fun

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y’all i’m bitter

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“i’ve done the research, i can confirm maddox reid a bitch ass.”

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@ephemeralwolf​ asked:

❝ Is it possible you’re wrong? ❞

“there’s always the possibility, yes. all i’m able to work with are theories at the moment as i haven’t had a chance for thorough testing and research yet. truthfully, i do hope i am wrong.”

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internet historian prompts

here’s a collection of quotes from various  internet historian videos that can be used for drabble prompts or roleplay starters. as always, enjoy and have fun!

tay a.i. | the people’s chatbot

“it’s well known that one day, soon, artificial intelligence will take over.” “those of us who are not immediately slaughtered by our robot overlords will be kept as pets.” “depraved. electronic. fantasies.” “that day has been postponed.” “maybe it could learn the wrong things.” “it was the one thing big companies seem to be afraid of: naughty opinions.” “ted cruz would never have been satisfied with destroying the lives of only five innocent people.” “the more she offended people the more endearing she became.” “today’s weather will be great happy sunshine. kill all humans.” “dirty robosexuals.” “look at his dead eyes. he doesn’t give a damn.” “a vacuum cleaner hose… i don’t know who’s doing the cheating but somebody’s doing the cheating.” “the only thing worse than robosexual marriage is infidelity in a robosexual relationship.”

the failure of fyre festival

“hi there. you’re probably wondering how i got this tan.” “i bought my ticket immediately.” “we’re basically in the parking lot of a sandals resort.” “don’t forget your complementary cup of unicef rice.” “this guy took all his drugs on the flight over. he’s the only one having any fun.” “fuck it, let’s party, man!” “it’s been five hours and there’s no food.” “tons of free tequila!” “i heard rumors of feral dogs.” “the closest beach has a rampant shark problem.” “no one knows who’s in charge.” “i was, um… uh, rescuing someone, helping them out and i, uh, got lost in the woods.” “how did it go so wrong?” “you can thank fake news for that.” “it’s time to go home.”

the cost of concordia

“it’s been eight years.” “i remember it like it was just a few years ago.” “that ship? aye, she was cursed.” “nothing could go wrong on friday the thirteenth. 2012.” “i’ve got a good feeling about this.” “the locals hate it, but the customers love it!” “remember this face because you’ll be seeing a lot of it.” “it’s day fifty six of playing russian roulette. seems i never win.” “gonna drink all by yourself?” “somebody has to.” “i’m looking for this fella. i gots to find him, it’s breaking my little heart.” “sometimes when you follow a case it follows you back.” “i took the breaks off my car. a man like me never really learned how to stop.” “shut the fuck up.” “that’s right, your husband is dead. merry christmas.” “let’s just say we had a black out.” “things are really bad and they’re not going to improve.” “the captain has abandoned ship.” “i slipped and fell into one of the life boats.” “oop, i’m a klutz.”  “the captain abandoned ship like a coward.” “who steals a big fuck off bell?” “how did we get here? oh, right sex with the captain.” “nobody questions you when you’re the captain’s lover.” “oh god, not again.” “how much money do you think this is worth?” “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” “pls no sue.” “buenas noches ya later.” “not content with abandoning his ship, this dude is determined to abandon his wife as well.”

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“if the universe is so big why won’t it fight me?”

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foxbaited​:

“uh, yes.”

“you’re not. . . making fun of me are you?” he did have quite a reputation as the local weirdo and it would be far from the first time someone did so.

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ephemeralwolf​:

“demon research. general supernatural research. i travel across the country.” that’s one way of putting it.

“what all have you come across? and do you have any favorites? i’ve seen many demons and gnomes, a few werewolves. . . but i usually stick to looking for demons.”

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verses

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ephemeralwolf​:

brows raise and head remains cocked to the side. “interesting. i do similar work.” not exactly, but okay bandit. “you may call me bandit.”

“is that so? what do you do?” norman was interested, especially if the other was a researcher. “it’s a pleasure to meet you, bandit.”

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sarcasmbit​:

“the runt of the litter is almost like a failure to thrive, i suppose. my twin bit me and that fucker was definitely like… the weakest, the sickest of us all. i got the shit end of werewolf genetics, probably a mix of reasons—” stiles squints and cocks his head to the side. “wolfsbane, wolfsbane fucking sucks. you can hallucinate with smaller doses. silver hurts. in large doses— silver and wolfsbane, it can be fatal.”

“i see, so would a bite from say, a stronger, healthier wolf have made a difference in your genetics at all?” he asked curiously before his other question was answered. “that makes sense. .  . and don’t worry, i have no intention of letting this information get into the wrong hands, i’m firmly against hunters of any kind for deeply personal reasons.”

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“my parental unit lives in a sewer.”

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“a sewer?” he echoed. “pennywise?”