(borat voice) my rights

she/any

[daemonsquared]

why are you here ? ? ?

ashe (noc) side blog. here's what's up

#cave canem - talk tag

#custos morum - haterisms

#doli capax - on the others

[noctivagant-corvid]

how to fall in love

[daemonsquared]

youre doing this on fucking purpose ill kill youuuuuu ill kill you

[daemonsquared]

thanks for coming everyone im going to be crawling into a hole and never coming back out 👍

[daemonsquared]

welcome to my house

[daemonsquared]

oh yeah the therapist knows about me now so thats cool. she kept reffering to me in the third person #less cool. but i egress (bird)

[daemonsquared]

is the egress a bird

[daemonsquared]

its not. egret.

[daemonsquared]

oh yeah the therapist knows about me now so thats cool. she kept reffering to me in the third person #less cool. but i egress (bird)

[daemonsquared]

is the egress a bird

[daemonsquared]

oh yeah the therapist knows about me now so thats cool. she kept reffering to me in the third person #less cool. #kind of super annoying. but i egress (bird)

[daemonsquared]

Welcome to my clurb #Not crepescule

[daemonsquared]

holy fuck we all gotta kill ourselves.

[daemonsquared]

the allure of the me

[daemonsquared]

bro i spend 10 dollars buying this game for you and you do not once be like oh we should play smth but you play with another person like fie times? ? mkay mkay mkay mkay

[daemonsquared]

i get to have all the bad evil thoughts. need this boy to wake the fuck up before noc crashes harder

[daemonsquared]

im inherenting the title of patricide alter but also for randy's dad. if someone could get that boy some mood stablizers that would be great.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[daemonsquared]

see im not a jealous person by nature of the numbness. i am, however, a yearner and petty

[daemonsquared]

if i dont get to be real i at least get some mother fucking DANGER DAYYSSS