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Send me ‘☠’ to hear what my muse would say to yours if they were completely drunk off their head.
lonely sentence starters
“Long time no see! How’re you holding up?” “You clearly weren’t expecting me.” “I came here to help you, but if you’d rather I hadn’t, I will leave you alone again.” “I thought I’d just stop by and see how you were doing… It’s been a while.” “You’ve been quiet lately.” “How are you? Honestly. Don’t give me the usual crap.” “Why’re you sitting here all by yourself?” “This is supposed to be a party. You are supposed to dance, not sulk.” “Has nobody come to see you?” “Do you want me to leave?” “When’s the last time you went outside?” “Do you even want to see anyone?” “You seem lonely…” “Don’t you have any friends?” “I don’t mind keeping you company.” “Do you really have this place all to yourself?” “Maybe if you tried being nice every once in a while you would actually have people who cared about you.” “I’d visit you more often if I had the time…” “I am your friend. You’ve got me.” “Are you lonely?” ———- “I just want to be left alone.” “I’ve been so alone.” “You’re the first person to visit me in ages.” “I wish you’d visit more often.” “I’m just so sick of being alone all the time.” “No, of course I’m not lonely.”
Send me “Dear Diary” and I'll share a single paragraph out of my muse's diary for every one I receive.
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DAMON SALVATORE SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from ian somerhalder’s portrayal of him on the show, not the book.
“Hello, brother.”
“Stop being cute.”
“Nostalgia is a bitch.”
“I’m stronger than you think.”
“I’m gonna go rip his head off now.”
“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”
“I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.”
“Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.”
“For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.”
“Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.”
“Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many… adjectives.”
“Is that where you’ve been all morning, out buying bossypants?”
“I’m not some drunk sorority chick. You can’t roofy me.”
“Does it get tiring, being so righteous?”
“You just don’t wanna die, do you?”
“Why are you so mean to me?”
“Don’t tell me what I can’t do.”
“Hashtag, you’re welcome.”
“The only one I can count on is… me.”
“Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.”
“This would be so much more fun if we were naked.”
“I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.”
“You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them.”
“I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.”
“Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.”
“I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.”
“Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.”
“I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.”
“Alright, brother. Time to go.”
“I’d be extra nice to me right now.”
“You are officially the most terrifying person I know.”
“Didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?”
“I gotta admit, even for me, it’s a little kinky.”
“You have no sense of humor.”
“So all’s forgiven?”
“I don’t do good. It’s not in me.”
“Stop being ashamed of who you are.”
“I’m better at being the bad guy anyway.”
“Take it from me: strange is bad, dead is worse.”
“I promise you. I will never leave you again.”
“You want a partner in crime? Forget _____. I’m so much more fun.”
“You know what they say: the way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach.”
“Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.”
“There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.”
“Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.”
“I’ve been dead before. I got over it.”
“Life sucks. Get a helmet.”
“You need to stop doing that.”
“Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
“I’m staying clear of all women at the moment.”
“I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.”
“You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.”
“First of all, don’t nickname. That’s my thing.”
“And here I thought my future was bleak.”
“I have moves you’ve never even seen before.”
“You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?”
“You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.”
“Guilt. Don’t know it, but I’ve heard it can be a royal bitch.”
“One thing you’re not going to do, you’re not going to mess with me.”
“You’re lucky you’re adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.”
“If you’re gonna be maudlin, I’m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”
“Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.”
“You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.”
“That’s it? We’re gonna kill bad guys together and you’re not even going to talk to me?”
“Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?”
“You are literally the best person I’ve ever known.“
“You came here to kill me?”
“Eh. I’ve seen worse.”
“I think I like you.”
“I’m a good guy now, remember?”
“I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.”
“I like a woman who knows what she wants.”
“Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.”
“You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.”
“So I’m thinking of a person. He’s reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.“
“Whatever desire you have to save me, I kinda need that right now.”
“Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.”
“Clarity over cleverness. That’s what I always say.”
“You’re choosing that woman over me?”
SAINTS ROW IV SENTENCE STARTERS.
“You sure this isn’t a set-up?”
“We’re three minutes behind schedule, we need to move.”
“You’re a real people person, aren’t you?”
“What’s past is past. We’re working together now, let’s focus on the job.”
“Now, now. Not so fast.”
“I’m going to have fun breaking you.”
“Couldn’t leave well enough alone, could ya?”
“Fighting back is pointless, my friend.”
“You will be able to get me out of here, right?”
“On my list of priorities, that doesn’t even make my top five hundred.”
“If I was wearing that, I’d ask you to shoot me in the head.”
“What can I say? I’m good at my job.”
“Oh, is something the matter?”
“Oh, fuck you.”
“It wasn’t your fault.”
“Thank you. I mean it.”
“You’re not wearing pants.”
“Look, I’m just saying don’t get your hopes up.”
“Well, this has been a productive day.”
“I can kill a lot of people with a computer.”
“Oh, ___. We’re gonna get along famously.”
“You’re really making a big deal out of nothing.”
“If your aim was any worse, you’d be shooting yourself.”
“Look at us, killing everything in sight. Is this what being a sociopath feels like?”
“You’re remarkably calm right now.”
“Hey, sometimes your exes try to kill you, you know? What can you do?”
“Wanna party?”
“You’re lame now. You used to have fun.”
“You’re a terrible person.”
“You don’t have to convince me. Just yourself.”
“We’re talking about this later.”
“Nobody tells me anything!”
“You ready to get outta here?”
“Hey baby, I could show you a good time.”
“No one loses to me.”
“That’s far enough.”
“You know me too well.”
“Don’t you dare confuse duty with self righteousness!”
“Oooh. Sounds serious.”
“Let’s do this without drawing attention, yeah?”
“So an evil version of me is your worst nightmare?”
“_____. I thought you knew me better than that.”
“Why would I hide when I can kill your friends in front of you?”
“I’m not gonna give you the satisfaction.”
“Oooh, I love it when you talk tough.”
“Focus. On. The job.”
“Don’t like talking about your past?”
“Yeah, we should probably get out of here.”
“I have a feeling we’re about to disagree.”
“I can forgive a few punches.”
“You are really starting to piss me off.”
“______, what the hell happened?”
“It would seem your reputation doesn’t do you justice.”
“Can we just get to murdering already?”
“Whatever the plan was, it went out the fucking window. We need to focus on surviving.”
“Quit fucking around and get in here!”
“We had a deal, my friend.”
“Now what am I supposed to do with a naughty little boy/girl like you?”
“I’m trying to save your life!”
“I’m giving you a choice.”
“Get away from me!”
“Quite the entrance.”
“I figured you had a flair for the dramatic.”
“I’m really gonna miss these bonding sessions when I kill you.”
“Well, at least you’re honest.”
“This ain’t pride. This is wrath.”
“Hey _____, you wanna fuck?”
“You have to wait until I want it.”
“Been a hell of a ride, hasn’t it?”
“You’ve changed so much.”
“You’re not very convincing, you know.”
“Glad you didn’t find it awkward, but not really in the mood right now.”
“I really thought I lost you.”
“Look, I gotta tell you something.”
“Just shut up, I have to tell you something.”
“Nothing ever made me feel alive like you did.”
“I’ve been cooped up for way too long.”
“I need to stretch my legs and kill some things.”
“What’s on your mind?”
“Despite everything I’ve done with my life, apparently that’s what I’m known for.”
“I’ve done the planning part in the past and it’s boring. I rather just get in there and get shit done.”
“Look, I’m sorry you had to go through that, but I’m here now. Alive and kicking! That counts for something, right?”
“We’ve had some good times together, haven’t we?”
“You still wanna have a go?”
“Can I help you?”
“____, I respect you too much to bullshit you.”
“You don’t respect me.”
“What do you want?”
“I’m willing to forgive and forget if you are.”
“You ain’t getting close enough to shank me.”
“Give us a minute to recover from last time, yeah?”
“I don’t want things to change between us.”
“You never know if you can have something unless you ask for it.”
“It’s okay, say what’s on your mind.”
“I know you want to, but I don’t.”
i wasn’t made for love, sweetheart. run away while you still can.
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