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mom by day, fic writer by night reading fanfic since 2009, writing it for literally 2 seconds DahliaParton on ao3

[dahliaparton]

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my name's Dahlia, but you can also call me D

late 20s, she/her | 18+ content

I am a biracial (asian american) bisexual leftist w a degree in liberal arts, so basically one of the most annoying people you could bring to dinner with your conservative relatives. to make matters worse I’m a double Pisces

I write for obx -- mostly Rafe/Kie ☾

my works (all explicit)

tornado warnings series- alternate universe, multi-work series, work in progress

talking on a seesaw, teetering in the dark: 5 chapters, 23k words, covers Rafe and Kiara's relationship (pining, sexual tension, eventual smut) for most of high school starting in Kiara's Kook Year

i'll drive you home, you drive me crazy: one-shot, 6500 words, car sex, ovulation sex, breeding/creampie kink, established sexual relationship, dubious consent

the last thing i should have on my mind: one-shot, 6500 words, reluctance, dirty talk, sex at a party, Rafe being a possessive shit

right back in our rhythm: WIP multi-chapter story, time jump to mid-20s, exes conspiring together, sexual tension, eventual smut

the woods and the lovely moon - supernatural/medieval Riara AU, oneshot, halloween fic, witchcraft, minor blood/gore, size kink, 9.3k words

hard candy christmas - Rafe/Kie, inspired by A Christmas Carol, christmas fluff, 2 chapters - 11.3k words

full throttle - dirtbike Riara AU, some stalking, freaked out Rafe/Kie, 4 ch - 21k words, ON HIATUS

camping with the camerons series - multi-pairing alternate universe, cameron sibling rivalry, they both want to fuck Kie and are entitled horndogs

blood trail: Rafe/Kie, 2 chapters, 11k words, dubcon/coercion, primal play, completed work (maybe idk)

so pretty it hurts: Sarah/Kie, 5k words, mild dubcon, sarah's a perv, completed work

pretty little baby: baby trapping Riara, AU, manipulation, breeding kinks abound, 6k words, completed work

red string and pinky rings: "didn't know they were dating" trope, Riara best friend AU, 6400 words, completed work

is it new years yet?: AU, my take on a Riara holiday rom-com, snowed in trope, marshmallow fluff with side of NSFW cinnamon spice, 14k words, completed work

not your queen, i'm your dictator: 4x09 rewrite, bondage, lil bit of knifeplay, dominant Kiara, switchy sub Rafe, 2 chapters, 9k words, completed work

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thanks for reading! ☾

[rosieandthemoon]

St Dunstan in the East Church Garden

[drulalovescas]

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

[laur4palmer17]

real asf

[dahliaparton]

Missing my babies from rbior 😭😭😭 hope you’re doing well and hope to see more riara fics from you soon

omg I miss them too lol

doing very well!! I mean I’m a human milk machine for my newborn but she’s perfect and I’m feeling great and looking hot and most importantly, not pregnant so 🦋✨🧚🏻‍♀️🥰

I want to write more riara but have been feeling kinda uninspired due to the drought of content. hoping inspo will strike again when any news of s5 is released!!

[shigraki]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[dramioneshipperz]

I just found your fic let me guess youre not leaving and I cant stop thinking about it. I need to know what happens next so bad. Do you have any plans of updating any time soon?

Hi anon!

Thank you so much for the kind ask! I am so glad you're enjoying Let Me Guess, You're not Leaving! I love this fic so much. I actually was looking at chapter 9 today. I'm not sure if I have a date of when it will be up just yet. I am going through all of my plans for that chapter and cleaning it up. However, feel free to send me all the asks as I work on it.

I just posted for another fic I was working on the other day, so I might take my focus back to this one see how things are shaping up. Might even share a small sneak peek if anyone is interested. lol.

I do know that this fic will be longer than Anything But Your Enemy though! Which I think we will actually surpass with this next chapter actually.

All that being said, I am cleaning up my ideas today and what I do have written so far! Who knows, inspo strikes me at the oddest times where I write 4k in a day or so. It's possible this could be coming out sooner than I think.

[northsonic]

[danielwaldorf]

love how convoluted gg plots are. dan and serena fake date for a few episodes to convince blair's fiancé that blair and dan aren't having an affair because dan was seen sneaking around with blair but it turns out he was actually just accompanying her to meetings with a priest because she decided to convert to catholicism after being in a car accident and experiencing a miscarriage and making a bargain with god. also that car accident only happened because she and chuck accidentally got into nate's towncar instead of their own and the brakes had been cut by nate's cousin who wanted revenge on him for publishing a damaging story about him in the gossip magazine that nate only runs because his grandfather hired a milf to seduce and hire nate as her assistant and then fired the milf to promote nate into her position. and the cousin who cut the brake line is aaron tveit.

[notdianasworld]

all of them smiling is feeling my heart with joy🥹

[expressions-of-nature]

Chuya River, Russia by Andrey Polyakov

[wafecamewon]

it's kinda crazy how much drew cries in obx i don't think ive ever seen a male character and esp someone who's supposed to be an antagonist crying this much esp in a teen show

[assflat]

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

[teh-nos]

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

[renee561]

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

[laviender]

the one that got away…

[thatsmyaphrodite]

MADISON BAILEY via instagram (mashyourhair)

[dahliaparton]

wanted to drop in and let you know how much i loved RBIOR. you’re so talented! congratulations also on your pregnancy <3. i’ve loved this story so much & its been lovely to read. i love a therapized rafe cameron!

kept this in my inbox for sooo long bc it made me happy to see on the occasion I open tumblr these days lol. I am so glad you loved the story!! it will always have a special place in my heart — bummed it’s over but happy bc I felt like I did them justice!

[dahliaparton]

how are you? i hope you’re doing well! it’s so nice to see your blog name across my dashboard again <3

hello my love I’m doing well ty for asking!!! huge and pregnant (33 days left) lol. I hope you are doing good too 💕💕