Here at Goddard Futuristics, we understand that in order to attract the latest and brightest talent, a company must adapt with the times, even desparate times. Pryce and Carter, 498: Fortune favors the bold. Capital favors the adaptive.
The physical and electronic editions of Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual remain highly effective at short-term memory download, and the impact of a heavy weighted book in an emergency can never be understated. However, in order to be effective, a book must be opened. Unopened, and they are rendered useful for physical attack only.
Imagine a world where the thoughts of our predeccesors are beamed directly into the eyes and minds of the impressionable youth. We at Goddard Futuristics need imagine no longer.
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(OOC and link to the full manual under the cut)
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Hi! The posts on this account are made by a bot (which was made by a fan) who posts daily tips sourced from the Pryce & Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual, a book produced by Kinda Evil Genius Productions as part of the Wolf 359 podcast universe, and which I am trying to spread word of because it's one of my favourite things ever.
I do sometimes make OOC posts, which will be tagged as both #ooc and #not a survival tip, so if you're just here for questionable advice from the world's most evil organisation, then feel free to block these :)
This blog is not intended to tread on any toes or copyright, and as such I will not be posting every tip. Tips will be selected randomly, are likely to be repeated, and I have intentionally removed many of the tips from the list that the bot pulls from so you will never see the full content (all 1,001 tips) of the manual through this blog.
If this blog interests you at all, I highly HIGHLY enourage buying the survival manual yourself, available as a PDF download here and comes with extra content written by Douglas F. Eiffel himself (no, really), plus all 1,001 survival tips. It's only a couple of dollars - support the creators of the show!!
Now you too can own the groundbreaking volume that has helped astronauts navigate the dangers of space for decades! This special digital cop
Hypnotism and mesmerism are frowned upon as persuasive tools, and are well outside of the command-approved tactical rhetorical toolkit. If you believe a fellow crew member is trying to utilize these or other similarly coercive methods, report them to your superior officer immediately.
Accept yourself as you are, warts and all. Unless, of course, you have literal warts. The face is one of the most prominent potential sites of infection, and you should report to medical to have that checked immediately.
Official command directives are to be followed, no matter how obtuse, counterproductive, contradictory, arbitrarily nihilistic, or libertarian they may seem at first glance.
