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@dailyhomestuckquotes
hey so, not sure if y’all noticed but i suck at running a daily blog
i’ve also moved on from hyperfixating on homestuck, i’m still very much into homestuck but idk it’s not like? the only fandom i’m actively into now? if that makes sense
so i don’t have the motivation or will to restart/continue posting on this blog.
if anyone wants to take over, shoot me a message!
otherwise........ this blog is
uu: AND SO INEVITABILITY IS ALWAYS ON MY SIDE. uu: IT IS MY. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT. uu: BORTHRIGHT? uu: BORTHRIGHT. GT: I dont think thats a word.
Caliborn & Jake English
uu: MY ASSISTANCE WILL BE. AN UNCONDITIONAL ACT OF BENEVIOLENCE. GT: Dont you mean benevolence? uu: NO.
Caliborn & Jake English
uu: BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AS A BAG OF TEETH. uu: I'VE CHECKED YOU OUT. FROM MANY DIFFERENT MONITORS. uu: YOU ARE JUST. SPECTACULARLY UNINTELLIGENT. GT: Hey! uu: SETTLE DOWN. I WAS TRYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT. GT: Oh. Whoops. GT: Go on then. uu: WHILE TO CASUAL OBSERVERS YOU MIGHT APPEAR. TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW FAR PANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN YOUR LEGS. uu: I KNOW THAT IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE. YOU ARE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. uu: IT IS POSSIBLE THAT YOU JUST HAVE A SPECIAL MIND. uu: LIKE ME.
Caliborn & Jake English
uu: BUT SINCE I AM YOUR PATRON MANBRO. I WILL PUT ASIDE THOSE FEELINGS. AND ATTEMPT TO BE A LITTLE MORE GAY. GT: That would be hunky dory. GT: In my view distinguished gentlemen should always strive to be as gay as possible with each other. uu: AMEN TO FUCKING THAT.
Caliborn & Jake English
uu: IT'S JUST SOME GUIDANCE FROM A FAR AWAY ALIEN. uu: I WILL BE YOUR PATRON TROLL. THAT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE THING IN YOUR STORY. HAVING A PATRON TROLL. GT: But i thought you werent a troll. uu: OF COURSE I'M NOT A TROLL. TROLLS ARE A KIND OF PESTILENT VERMIN AND THEY SHOULD ALL SUFFER AND DIE. uu: "PATRON TROLL" IS JUST A PHRASE TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND. GT: Its not helping me understand though. GT: Shoudlnt you be a patron cherub if anything? uu: NO. GOD. DON'T MAKE UP TERMS FOR WHAT I AM. I WILL DO THAT.
Caliborn & Jake English
THERE ARE MANY THINGS YOU SHOULDNT KNOW ABOUT ME. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. IF YOU KNEW THEM. IF YOU EVEN KNEW MY NAME. YOU WOULD SHIT YOUR PANTS HARDER THAN ANY HUMAN EVER HAS.
Caliborn
GT: I dont think I understand. uu: YES. EXACTLY. uu: UNDERSTANDING IS WHAT I NOTICE YOU DON'T DO. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE.
Jake English & Caliborn
all im saying is my gaydar is like the exanct fuckin poposite of urs which is to say it is better than completety nonexistant mine is so sensitive it has been used to sweep the ocean floor for mythical sea monsters turns out all of those monsters are SO gay
Roxy Lalonde (typos intended)
JAKE. YOU STUPID SHIT. HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB.
Caliborn
YOU'RE NOT AS STRONG. BUT WHATEVER. YOU'RE ALRIGHT ANYWAY.
Caliborn
i cant have a horse in the race wait bad metaphor ebcause of dirk and his fucking horstes n/m
Roxy Lalonde (typos intended)
GT: Ive never been accused of having a photographic memory but i dont recall you typing in green either. GT: Are you ripping me off bro?? uu: NO YOU FUCKING MORON.
Jake English & Caliborn
TG: ALART ALART ARLART AL*ERT AL*ART!!!!! TG: hugely important cornespondence TG: paging doctor crocker TG: rolal to docrock GG: :? TG: heh heh TG: paging TG: bet you would like to get PAGED huh jane TG: *sweet innuendo GG: I'm not sure that qualifies as innuendo at all. TG: wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk
Roxy Lalonde & Jane Crocker (typos intended)
uu: WOW. OK. WOW. uu: FIRST. NOT ONLY ARE YOU AN IMBECILE. YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST TOO. GT: No im not! uu: JAKE. YOU JUST SAID SOME RACIST SHIT. END OF STORY.
Caliborn & Jake English
wwhat wwa2 that? FUCK ii cant hear a goddamn thiing wwiith the2e FLIIPPIIN IIDIIOT2 doiin theiir candy giiggle rampage. can barely evven hear my owwn wword2 ovver thii2 2hriill diin of hiideou2 piink. dont a2k me wwhy ii thiink iit 2ound2 piink iit JU2T DOE2 ok?
Erisolsprite
(warning for eyestrain at link)
NO. OH GOD. NO. THAT IS ACTUALLY THE WORST THING I'VE EVER READ.
Caliborn