Puppygirl Evie

She/it/they | 22 year old puppygirl | :3 Cis men and minors DNI | Anarcho-Blåhajist Autistic about science and moss and rocks and stuff.

[embryonleaders-deactivated20240]

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

[superior-mother]

Blindfolding a girl and taking her up into the mountain woods... only to proceed to strip her, take off the blindfold, and whisper "Run or get raped..." in her ear.

[puppyevie]

This sounds really nice in theory, but I'm not very good at running and also have a very strong fawn response. However, it is easy to program me with trigger words that make me do things like drool or collapse to the ground. So it could be fun if you wanted to make fun of me for being bad at it too :3

[angelic-soyo]

sitting in the rear seat of the fighter jet so it can reach forward and tickle the other girl

[girlballs]

can anyone spare some girl penis. average or below average size maybe. i havent eaten in 3 weeks

[puppyevie]

Can do :3

[girlballs]

if i was an uma i'd be turning pringles cans into disposable single-use fleshlights and the other horsegirls would bully me about it and tell me to just buy a fleshlight big enough for an uma hog and i'd be like no you don't get it i like the process of making them i have to make it myself or it's no fun and then they push me over and steal my race clothes and i have to race naked and it's really embarrassing but i still get 3rd place

[girlballs]

my horse name would be CED Unlimited. i would wear shorts and tights

[puppyevie]

Why CED Unlimited?

[girlballs]

pork dumplings are so good. i could eat 30 of these things and then cum myself so hard i pass out

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[maidthings]

hydrogen embrittlement is so funny

[maidthings]

little miss proton says shes a metal too and thinks she should be included in your alloy

[captain-price-returns]

The difference between "There used to be hot summers too,” and a climate crisis.

[propheticfire]

Look, we all know this is true. But there isn't a SOURCE for this, and the graph itself is basically illegible beyond "ooh colors". If we want to be good stewards of our informational resources, we need to cite our sources.

From a reverse image search, I found the website Show Your Stripes, run by the University of Reading in the UK, which is likely where the above graph originated. It provides temperature data for various regions of the world from approximately 1900-2025. For example, here are graphs for Canada, India, and Papua New Guinea:

All clearly show a sharp rise in temperature beginning around approximately the 1980s, which corresponds with the graph in OP's post. But now we know where this data came from, and we can verify its validity accordingly.

[puppyevie]

Ok so why are they averaging out from 1960 to 2010. 2010 is not part of the baseline.

[slowavesloth]

[puppyevie]

@bisexual-engineer-girl

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a knot

[puppyevie]

True. I need to have one and also to take one,,,

[big--naturals]

⚠️warning⚠️ this transgender faggot on the internet will permanently alter your vocabulary options. would you still like to befriend them?

[keetchem]

@puppyevie

[puppyevie]

Trueeee!

[laurawful]

"that's right, puppy. and when I say 'color check,' you say...?"

"green"

"good girl. again, color check?"

"green"

"very good."

[laurawful]

just sort of been hung up on training a cute dog to always consent, always say yes. to agree with everything I say, always.

[chamxmxle]

Reminder: if your partner safewords for any reason, first you stop, and then you thank them. You ask if they are okay, and you let them know they did a good job.

[chamxmxle]

I wrote this after someone replied, "why?" to a safeword, by the way. Don't do that.

[clickrtraind]

thw nonverbal puppygirl would like to sit still between ur legs and nuzzle its face into ur bulge while you play video games for two to three hours

[clickrtraind]

op mustve been leaking from its cage and humping its pillow when it made this

[puppyevie]

Basedbasedbasedbasedbased

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

It's normal to get so turned on from the idea of giving head that you start to stain your panties.

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

To the base. Wearing your thighs like earrings so all I hear is the steady beat of your heart. The only warning you're about to empty down my throat is the way your fingers tighten in my hair and hips start grinding into my lips.

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

Don't worry if you need to get a little rough. I promise I can take it. Don't you think I'd be so cute looking up at you with tears clouding my eyes? My shirt stained from the strings of drool dripping down my chin, my lips swollen from how hard you've been rutting into them, quivering as I wait for you to decide what you'd like to do to me next.