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Rat Fact #16:

Rats do not use mascara!

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Rat Fact #15:

Rat retirement is getting more expensive every year. This is very good.

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Rat Fact #14:

Rats like enclosed spaces because it makes them feel bigger.

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Rat Fact #13:

Rats having 13 babies at a time is considered good luck!

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Rat Fact #12:

Rats learned gambling from humans! This has become a serious issue.

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Rat Fact #11:

Rats can only see five colors. Red, green, yellow, blue, and perlda.

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Rat Fact #10:

The stereotype of rats loving trash was started by the mice to try and ruin their reputation. Which is unfair, because rats do love trash, because trash is awesome. This should not be a thing to be discriminated against.

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Rat Fact #9:

Rats can survive in the vacuum of space!

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Rat Fact #8:

Rat tails are not prehensile. However, they do play a very big role in beauty pageants.

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Do you like peanuts as much as my pet rats?

Me Fact #2:

I do not like peanuts. I do like rats. Therefore I do not like peanuts as much as your pet rats.

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Rat Fact #7:

Rats love looking at the clouds!

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Rat Fact #6:

Rats are the original squeaky toys.

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Rat Fact #5:

There are rats on every continent except Australia. The so called "rats" in Australia have been disowned.

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is love a human concept too

also what is the council of rats like. are they nice? did they give you sufficient pillows to shred?

Mini Rat Fact #5:

Love is actually a mostly universal concept. Also it's not so much a council as much as a big mosh pit.

Strangely all the pillows are cubes.

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Hey, RRAT here. I was analyzing the rat facts and came upon an interesting potential connection between rat psychology and rat foreign relations. Rats possess a high state of intelligence which leads them to human-similar behaviors such as elections, (ex. your appointment as Rat Ambassador) as well as conquering desires.

Two questions:

(1): is that rat concept of frimgip partial to the cause for species or society wide conquering tendancies?

(2): If you are not rat, but you are in contact with rat society, that implies a few possibilities: You are

(a) Human, and rat and human societies, both being ones prone to conquering, have become allies. As if we were annexed, an ambassador would not be necessary.

(b) you are a separate alien species which the rats have either conquered or are aligned with.

Can you confirm or deny any of my assumptions? 🎤

Mini Rat Fact #4:

I suppose you could argue that. Like you could argue that human hatred is the cause for human conquering tendencies.

2. My classification is classified. Classily. Because I am classy.

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Rat Fact #4:

The reason why there are so many rats in New York City is because the toxic sludge of the sewer system has specific nutrients that don't exist anywhere else in the universe.

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Rat fact #3:

Rats have 21 toes! While the first 20 are easily visible, the 21st toe will only appear to the Chosen.