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If you were Miss America, and the U.S. was on the brink of a nuclear war, and the only way the conflict could be averted was if you agreed to sleep with the enemy’s leader, what would you do?

“The Chaperone” tonight on Seinfeld!

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“The Wink” tonight on Seinfeld!

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“You’re not walking down the street with me and my daughter dressed like that. That’s for damn sure!”

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The lure of the animal!

“The Conversion” tonight on Seinfeld!

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Do you have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning?

“The Keys” tonight on Seinfeld!

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I can’t believe I’m gonna be a mailman!

“The Andrea Doria” is on Seinfeld tonight!

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“The Stranded” is on Seinfeld tonight!

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This jacket is has changed my life.

“The Jacket” is on Seinfeld tonight!

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Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn’t make sense!

“The Pony Remark” is on Seinfeld tonight!

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And you want to be my latex salesman.

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Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp.

“The Clip Show, Pt 1” is on Seinfeld tonight!

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Hey buddy! Happy Thanksgiving from Seinfeld!

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Man, these are tight! Squinch your hips in!

“The Wait Out” is on Seinfeld tonight!

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I wanna be a pirate.

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So you’re having sex and then all of a sudden you blurt out “I’m giving you a raise”? 

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She said I was a hipster doofus. Am I a hipster doofus?

“The Handicap Spot” is on Seinfeld tonight!