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Three calzones and one hot shirt and jacket.

“The Calzone” tonight on Seinfeld!

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Freeze right there!

“The Wig Master” tonight on Seinfeld!

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I’m addicted! They’ve got a hold on me!

“The Invitations” tonight on Seinfeld!

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That’s not going to be good for business. 

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Man, these are tight! Squinch your hips in!

“The Wait Out” tonight on Seinfeld!

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Goodnight, Mr. Oh. 

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The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket…

“The Bottle Deposit, Pt 2” tonight on Seinfeld!

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Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!

“The Bottle Deposit, Pt 1” tonight on Seinfeld!

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They write it off!

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“The Friar’s Club” tonight on Seinfeld!

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“The Doll” tonight on Seinfeld!

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If I don't have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I'm not Kramer!

“The Shower Head” tonight on Seinfeld!

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It’s Mickey Mantle’s number. So not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

“The Seven” tonight on Seinfeld!

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But I don’t even really work here!