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Haikyuu!! Incorrect Quotes

Daichi: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Sugawara, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Haikyuu!! Incorrect Quotes

Yamaguchi: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Kuroo on Monday: *glues a pound on the pavement * Heh heh heh.

Kuroo on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Oh my- A pound! :D

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Oikawa: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me whilst I sleep

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Bokuto: I don't follow rules....

Bokuto: I follow dogs on Instagram

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Takeda: *takes a free sample twice*

Takeda: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Oikawa: I believe relationships should be 50/50. Iwaizumi cooks and I just sit there and look pretty.

Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Kuroo: Last night I found out that Kenma is a sleep talker.

Akaashi: Oh, really?

Kuroo: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Takeda: Tanaka got into a fight...

Ukai Jr: That’s bad.

Ukai Jr:

Ukai Jr: Did he win thou-

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Karasuno As Vines

Hinata- “And you just drop in...and smack WAHBAHM- drop down, smack again, WHAKAHAJ-” (LMAO YOU KNOW THE SURFER INTERVIEW ONE-)

Kageyama- “🥵🎶let me hop out the Porsche, I don't wanna hit that 🎶🥵” “Shut the *piano plonk* up 😐”

Yamaguchi- “When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is 🎶walk awa-a-a-ay~🎶”

Tsukishima- “Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He’s dumb and a coward...AND I AM NOT A COWA-”

Yachi- “Hi....welcome to pizza hut...what do you want? L-lemme guess...P-pizza? *passes out*”

Tanaka- “🎶But I woke up~...Every d*voice crack*-ay...Oh my g-”

Nishinoya- “what the fuck is up, Kyle? No what did you say dude-”

Asahi- “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book :)”

Sugawara- “I really do like working here, we have a lot of laughs :)” *Cut scene* “Fuck off, Janet. I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.”

Kiyoko- “Hey, I'm lesbian.” “I thought you were American??”

Daichi- *Car roof shutting with child in car* “Oh my- Oh my God, Sylvia!! 😦😔💔”

Takeda- “Are you okay?” “Yeah, I just haven't been able to think straight. (Balls. Dick. Two dudes holding hands).”

Ukai Jr- “We all die, it’s either kill yourself or get killed. 💃Whatchu gonna do?💃 Whatchu gonna do? 💃

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Kenma: Shoyo…You’ve been cuddling with me for over an hour now.

Hinata: *Muffled* mm hmm :)

Kenma: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you’re adorable.

Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Tsukishima: *seductively takes off glasses*

Tsukishima: wow

Tsukishima: You’re blurry.

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Noya: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Ukai Jr, attempting to do an inspirational speech for the first time: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Tsukishima: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Yamaguchi: I wrote you a poem!

Tsukishima, already crying: You did?

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Sugawara: I can explain.

Daichi: Can you??

Sugawara: Yep.

Sugawara: Just give me like...thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

Asahi: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Noya: Oh, I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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